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Fetish-Shy: Reversed Perspectives

By: Hamnonymous on Jun 12th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.03 KB  |  hits: 41  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day 6,575 in Equestria.
  2. >This is going to be the day, you can just feel it.
  3. >You just had a makeover at the spa.
  4. >You've been practicing what you want to say.
  5. >Today is the day!
  6. >You give a soft knock on the door.
  7. >Anon answers.
  8. >Oh wow he looks so cute today, he still has bed hair and everything.
  9. >No, gotta focus.
  10. >"Mornin' Fluttershy"
  11. "G-good morning Anon, how are you doing today?"
  12. >Oh Celestia, I hope he doesn't notice how nervous I am.
  13. >"I'm fine Flutters, what do you need?"
  14. "Well ummm... I was just wondering if mumble mumble mumble"
  15. >"What was that, Flutters?"
  16. "...wanted to know if you mumble mumble"
  17. >"Say again? I couldn't make out what you said."
  18. "I-I was wondering if maybe reversed perspectives were your fetish?"
  19. >"I'm sorry Fluttershy, but I don't think reversed perspectives are my fetish."
  20. "y-y-you too"
  21. >Oh no, not now.
  22. >Spaghetti falls out of my saddlebags.
  23. >"Is something wrong Flutters?"
  24. "Ihavetogonowbyeaanon"
  25. >Fly away from his house.
  26. >Go hide in Applejack's barn with the cows.
  27. >Burst into teats.