- >Day nobody cares
- >Knock on the door
- >GEE I WONDER WHO THAT COULD BE?
- >Fucking Fluttershy again
- "What do you want this time Flutters?"
- >"Oh well I... um was looking through your dvd collection and I think I finally figured out your fetish."
- "Oh god let's get this over with, what is it?"
- >"Okay... but first a joke"
- >"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?"
- >"Your fetish. Nyaa ha ha ha ha"
- "Fluttershy, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist is not my fetish."
- >"I-I implore you to reconsider... if that's okay with you."
- Fucking chosen one
- ------
- >Day 405 in Equestria
- >Hear a knock at the door
- >It's Fluttershy, but something's... odd
- >She now has a crab's body and is wearing a pair of sunglasses
- >"Anon are sleepovers your fetish?"
- >Grab Fluttershy
- >Drag her inside
- >Slam the door
- YOU ARE IN THE BEDROOM
- YOU SEE CRAB FLUTTERSHY
- SHE HAS NO MITTENS
- HER CLAWS ARE MENACING
- OBVIOUS EXITS ARE:
- BATHROOM, KITCHEN, LIVING ROOM
- AND CRAB FLUTTERSHY'S ULTIMATE LAIR OF AWESOMENESS
- >this was the best night ever
- ------
- >Day 217 in Equestria.
- >Stuck inside all day, weather team has rain scheduled till nightfall.
- >Knock at the door.
- >It's Fluttershy standing there in the rain.
- >"Hi Anon."
- "Fluttershy I'm really not in the mood for any of that fetish stuff today."
- >"Oh that's okay, I thought we could stay inside and play a board game... if that's okay with you. "
- "I don't think so, pony board games aren't much fun. It's all Candyland this and chutes and ladders that and- "
- >"I brought Jumanji."
- "I WANT IT GIVE IT HERE YOU VILE TEMPTRESS!"
- >The two of you sit down on the floor and you take the first turn.
- >Roll a six.
- In the jungle you must wait till the dice read five or eight.
- >"Gee that's a tough break Anon."
- >She turns around and lifts her tail to the side.
- >"So... do you want to just... climb in?"
- >Pick Flutters' ass up and throw her out the door.
- >Throw the game out after her.
- >In the rain she can sit, till you manage to give a shit.
- -----
- >Day ninety seven
- >Living in Equestria
- >A knock at the door
- >There sits Fluttershy
- >"Good morning to you Anon"
- "What is it Flutters?"
- >"Well Anon, you see..."
- >"I think I know your fetish"
- >"Could it be haiku?"
- "You're wrong Fluttershy"
- "My fetish isn't haikus"
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- -----
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- >"So I'm guessing that backwards day isn't your fetish either then?"
- "Sorry Fluttershy, but lacy underwear isn't my fetish"
- >"So Anon, do you like what you see?"
- >Why would a pony even wear underwear?
- >She's wearing a pair of pink lacy underwear
- >"Well I just came back from Rarity's place with some new clothes and I wanted to show you"
- "What do you need, Flutters?"
- >It's Fluttershy, looking happy about something
- >There's a knock on the door
- >Day 493 in Equestria
- -----
- >Day 364 in Equestria.
- >There's a knock at the door.
- >Fluttershy stands there wearing what looks like some sort of old boat captain uniform.
- >You cut her off before she can say anything.
- "Fluttershy that's a really nice Captain Ahab costume and all, but fat chicks aren't my fetish either."
- >"Oh... well I was actually supposed to be a steamboat captain."
- "A steamboat captain? Why would you dress like a steamboat captain?"
- >"Because Rainbow Dash said Steamboats were your fetish."
- "She said what now?"
- >"She told me that your fetish was something about steamers from Cleaveland, isn't this what she meant?"
- >Slowly close the door.
- >From somewhere in the sky above you laughter rings out.
- >Damnit Rainbow, you are no bro of mine.
- >"So Anon, Cleaveland Steamers aren't your fetish then?"
- "No, and you aren't getting my Steamboat Willie tonight either."
- >You need new friends.
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