- >Day 401 in Equestria.
- >Knock at the door.
- >As you open it a camera is pushed into your face.
- "What the hell? Fluttershy?"
- >"Smile Anon, you're on camera."
- "Why?"
- >"Oh, because you're going to be a famous movie star."
- >"And live a life of glamour."
- >"And have lots of adoring fans too."
- "Fluttershy, being a movie star isn't my fetish, please leave."
- >"But... you could have been famous..."
- >Shut the door.
- >"You'll be relinquishing any creative control."
- ...
- >what the hell was that all about?
- >Coming this summer to a theater near you
- ROB SCHNEIDER WAS A BASEMENT DWELLING NECKBEARD, WHO SEEMED TO HAVE IT ALL
- UNTIL ONE DAY HE CAME ACROSS A MAGIC PORTAL AND HIS LIFE CHANGED FOREVER
- >"Oh wow, I'm in Equestria!"
- NOW HE'S HAVING MAGICAL ADVENTURES WITH PONIES
- BUT HE'S ABOUT TO FIND OUT THAT LIVING IN EQUESTRIA, IS QUITE THE TEST...IA
- WILL HE BE OKAY WITH THE HELP OF HIS NEW FRIENDS?
- Starring Selina Gomez as Twilight Sparkle
- >"Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned all about friendship"
- Gilbert Gottfried as Spike
- >"OH RARITY, MY LOVE"
- Ellen Degeneres as Pinkie Pie
- >"Who wants to PARTY?"
- Zooey Deschanel as Rarity
- >"Oh darling, that's simply marvelous"
- Ellen Page as Fluttershy
- >"...........yay"
- Justin Bieber as Rainbow Dash
- >"Yep this movie just got about 20% cooler"
- Miley Cyrus as Applejack
- >"Do y'all like apples?"
- Featuring Christopher Walken as Princess Celestia, James Lipton as Princess Luna, Abe Vigoda as Discord
- And introducing Morgan Freeman as Derpy Hooves
- >"I just don't know what went wrong!"
- YOU'LL BE LAUGHING TILL YOU'RE HOARSE
- THIS SUMMER ROB SCHNEIDER IS:
- ANON IN EQUESTRIA
- >rated pg-13
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