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Fetish-Shy: Devil Went Down to Georgia

By: Hamnonymous on Jun 12th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.02 KB  |  hits: 45  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day 666 in Equestria.
  2. >Man you needed a drink already.
  3. >Twilight made you help reorganize the library.
  4. >Applejack made you haul apples.
  5. >Rainbow skipped out on both of those things.
  6. "God dammit, I'd about sell my soul for a drink right now."
  7. >There's a knock at the door.
  8. >In your doorway stands Fluttershy, wearing some sort of devil costume.
  9. >Must be Carrot Top's from last Nightmare Night.
  10. "What's all this, Flutters?"
  11. >"Well I heard you were thirsty and thought you might want this bottle."
  12. >Is that booze?
  13. >SWEET DELICIOUS BOOZE?
  14. >"I-i just need something in return for it."
  15. "And what would that something be?"
  16. >"Your mortal soul... and maybe a quickie on the couch."
  17. "I don't think so Fluttershy, deals with the devil aren't my fetish."
  18. >"Oh, okay."
  19. >"Well bye Anon, maybe Lyra wants to make a deal for a pair of hands."
  20. >That mare gets stranger and stranger every day.
  21. >Fucking devilshy!
  22.  
  23.  
  24. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzuYKwIcuKk
  25. ♫♫
  26.  
  27. >Fluttershy went down to Equestria, she was looking for a virginity to steal
  28. >She was in a bind, and for her behind, couldn't use a toy; it had to be real
  29. >When she came across a neckbeard hanging out with Rainbow Dash
  30. >She could smell the Cheetos on his fingers and she was on him in a flash
  31. >She said "Anon you may not know it but I'm very awkward too"
  32. >"And I will swear by your neckbeard hair that I'll make a bet with you"
  33. >"Now you make pretty good spaghetti, but give Fluttershy her due"
  34. >"I'll bet Vinyl's records of gold against your pole because I'm much more awkward than you"
  35. >The neckbeard said "my name's Anon, and you might think it funny"
  36. >"But I'm so awkward you wouldn't believe, I give Wuten a run for his money"
  37.  
  38. >Anon you're a sad unwashed human being so stutter and stammer hard
  39. >Cuz Fluttershy's here in Equestria and she wants your penis hard
  40. >And if you win you get Vinyl Scratch's records made of gold
  41. >But if you lose you gotta stick it in Flutter's hole
  42.  
  43. >Fluttershy opened up her saddlebag and said "I-I'll start the show"
  44. >And spaghetti flowed out everywhere as she put a hoof to her taco
  45. >And as she touched herself there was awkwardness no one could forget
  46. >And then she looked over to Anon and asked "is this your fetish yet?"
  47. ♪♪
  48. >Fluttershy finally finished up with touching herself down south
  49. >And Anon said "It's my turn, but goddamn Flutters, I just threw up in my mouth"
  50.  
  51. >Spaghetti from his pockets, it did run
  52. >Cause he's awkward as fuck and that's no fun
  53. >Fluttershy sittin' there staring at his bone
  54. >But she won't get it cuz he's forever alone
  55.  
  56. >Fluttershy looked disapointed, cause she knew that she'd been beat
  57. >And she laid Vinyl's gold records down by the meatballs at Anon's feet
  58. >Anon said "Flutters this ain't my fetish, and I'm really not that in to you"
  59. >"But you come right back, and next time I'll take Vinyl's platinum records too!"
  60.  
  61. >Spaghetti from his pockets, it did run
  62. >Cause he's awkward as fuck and that's no fun
  63. >Fluttershy sittin' there staring at his bone
  64. >But she won't get it cuz he's forever alone
  65.  
  66. ♫♫
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