Title:           You always knew being a scientist would pay off. It has been a dream of yours si
Author:          HORSEFONDLER360
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First Edit:      Sunday 22nd of July 2012 05:07:02 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 22nd of July 2012 05:07:02 AM CDT

You always knew being a scientist would pay off. It has been a dream of yours since you were a little girl to be fucked by gigantic horse cocks, but there was one big problem: Horse cocks are just way too big. On top of that, horses can't even talk to you. It's not very erotic being fucked by a mute. It reminds you of Gordon Freeman, who reminds you of one of your co-workers, Bill. Bill was an asshole. A sweaty, smelly asshole. Ew oh god now you're thinking of sweaty assholes change the subject quick oh god okay so uh okay so anyway you came up with a solution to this. You became a scientist, on the intent of somehow solving your horse cock problem. You would create a talking horse with a slightly smaller penis, and probably make millions off of lonely housewives and other horse cock enthusiasts such as yourself. You didn't know how or when you would do it, you just knew that it would happen.
 
        Several years after you finished your degree in horsecockology and also science, you were watching Tron and you were all like "Wouldn't it be cool if I did that? The only downside is that there are no horse cocks." But then, a high-quality dvd of seasons 1-2 of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic flew through your window, and you knew what you needed to do. It was a clearly a sign from your dead horse cock enthusiast parents. You had to combine Tron and Horse cocks. You had to create some sort of machine that transports you to the world of colorful horse penises. This solved many problems with your horse dong dreams: 1. Since they're ponies and not full-sized horses, they have smaller cocks. 2. Also, they can like totally talk. For real. That's some crazy shit.
 
        So you went to work on your lazer beam that transports you into the world of Equestria. Day and Night, you would slave over a horse dildo shaped lazer to create the solution to all of your problems. A machine to rid the world of all horse cock complications. A machine to save the world. 12 years you worked, and on a cold night in the year 2012, the horse cock machine was born. You slowly strided to the gigantic horse-phallus shaped "on" button, and mentally prepared yourself for what was to happen. This would be the day your life would be complete. You slammed your hungry for horse cock fist down onto the "on" button, and stop in front of the beam. The adventure had only just begun.