Title:           For Adrian James West that Faggot
Author:          HGal3xis
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First Edit:      Monday 14th of November 2016 07:13:22 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Thursday 17th of November 2016 06:59:34 PM CDT

Sir Gentleman Doge
Gender : Male
Race : Doge
Class : Bard
Description : From the northern Sarnoth province of Lazy Town, Gentleman Doge is A gentleman in all respects. A fluffy ball of fur wearing chainmail and a long red cape. His vapeing technique is unreplicatable.
 
Equipment
 
Weapon : Axe Guitar: A fully functioning electric guitar, black with red trim. One side of the body has been sharpened into an axe.
 
Pack :
> Fingerbox
> 10 Pounds Of Black Tar Heroin
> Red Vape Pen ( matches cape )
> A Big Box Of Cigars
> Dog Treats
> Shrunken Head, fresh off a shrunken human.
> Fancy Brush ( for grooming his fur )
> Food, and Water
> Translation book
 
Skills
Pet Mastery: passive; you can control one additional minion. This skill can be taken multiple times to gain more minions.
 
Inspire: You use song and performance to enthrall a crowd or rally your allies.
 
Combat: Ray Ricin' that bitch; the entire party gains +1 to all rolls next turn, or +2 on a critical success; this bonus does not stack with repeated use.
    >Critical failure replaces the bonus with a -1 penalty to all rolls next turn.
 
Noncombat: you perform for a gathered audience, and can garner reputation, favors, and resources as the GM deems appropriate
 
Mimic Sound: You can mimic almost to perfection any sound you have heard, be it an orchestra playing or the growling of a wild beast. This skill cannot be used to imitate other sound-based skills.
 
Smooth Talker: Can talk a non-hostile thing into not getting in the way, not make a fuss and generally not be an issue.