- Day creeper in Equestria.
- >You are Anon.
- >Yes, that one.
- >And after a freak accident involving a strange gem in Nepal, you were striped from your archaeology profession and into the gem itself.
- >You're not sure how long you were in there, hard to tell when you didn't have bodily functions and didn't age.
- >Eh, about a month you'd say.
- >But the worst part was the exit.
- >You kept a keen eye on the 'entrance' because you thought it was the 'exit' to.
- >But when the time came, you were pulled out in the other direction.
- >...Onto a crystal floor.
- >You stopped, thinking you were in the crystal caves.
- >But one quick look told you that you were dead wrong.
- >It was a field of of celebrating ponies...all sparkling...
- "WHAT THE FUCK, IS THIS TWILIGHT?"
- >A voice responds from next to you.
- >"Yeah! I'm right here! You don't have to ye-.
- >The strange creature stopped mid-sentence when it sees you.
- >Oh god, did it talk?! If this was a cruel joke it's a very elaborate one.
- >It had been a year since that has transpired, and you came to live in this land called the Crystal Kingdom.
- >Turns out it was a sentient gem that was stealing creatures to fuel it emotions while dormant. You were its latest sacrifice.
- >But after the fall of the tyrant king Sombra, the gem just... shat you out.
- >You had made quick friends with the few that greeted you.
- >The 'Elements of Harmony' as they like to call themselves. You also had a fun time meeting royalty for the first time.
- >A married couple, one mare named Cadence and a stallion named Shining armor.
- >It was time to meet an old friend again, Shining.
- >You're both good bros and were very quick to befriend each other.
- >Now, It's bowling time.
- >You and shining lost barely to a group of three stallions that wanted good practice.
- >You walk to one with a messy mane.
- "Hey, thanks for not throwing that match just because we had royalty."
- >"Well, the dude abides."
- >...Yeah.
- >You thank them and leave after buying the other teem beers.
- >After a small chariot ride you're both back at the castle.
- >"Man, we had them! We almost won!"
- >Shining said that in a more light hearted tone than an angry one.
- "Yeah, but in the end we still had fun."
- >"You know it, bro."
- >You share a mighty brofist and relax on the couch.
- >Watching a game of pony b-ball you start cracking jokes and beers.
- >"Hey, Anon?"
- "Yeah dude?"
- >"Could you get that special bottle cap opener that you gave me for my birthday? The one from earth that sings that Tar-Heels theme?"
- "Yeah, where'd you put it?"
- >"Me and Cadence shared a beer and now it's our room."
- "Sure, one sec bra."
- >You get up from the pitifully small pony couch and make your way to his room.
- >Quite a walk in this big castle, but you knew where it is because you had a room down the hall from them.
- >Once inside the TV's noise is completely muffed.
- >You walk to the dresser and low and behold, there it is.
- >You pick it up no problem, and begin to walk back.
- >But something catches your foot and you trip over.
- >You hit the floor with a loud thud.
- >Lucky you this floor had a rug and not crystal.
- >You rub your head and look at what tripped you.
- >Hey, it's one of those rune stone computer thingies.
- >Despite how royal Cadance was she only had one that was useless in the face of a computer.
- >The damn thing is rock hard hue hue hue.
- >It was thicker then then a stack at Ihops and heavier then yo momma.
- >The 'screen' was a build of green glowing letters etched into the stone.
- >Just leave it Anon, she only uses the thing everyday, not like it has... juicy secrets... right?
- >You clench your anal sphincter while resisting the urge to take a peek.
- >Then suddenly, it springs to life.
- >The Green letters mesh together making a solid screen.
- >You can't hold back the excitement now, you have to take a look.
- >This model is a 'high tech' one and has a magical battery that was pre-charged by Cadence.
- >The 'screen' is a solid green with letters that were a lighter shade.
- >Looked like what an Ipad would be from if it were made in the 80's.
- >You tinker with it until you find out that it's touch screen.
- >"Coolio" you say in your mind as if it were the 80's.
- >No internet huh? Well there has to be something interesting, right? Cadence seems to think so.
- >Your Equestian knowledge comes in handy when you're able to read the text fully.
- >You find a part that reads 'stories' and open it up.
- >Oh, that's cute, it has a small part about you.
- >You open it up hoping you haven't delved too deep.
- >After the fourth paragraph you instantly regret it.
- >It... was a story... no worst... it was an otp of you and Luna!
- >You? With that aspergic fuck?
- >Why the hell would... never mind let's go to a different part to wash that horrible memory out.
- >You found a part that said 'journal' but to you it might as well had been 'brain soap for Anon.'
- >Thinking that a personal log would do good for your new mental shock, you instantly open it.
- >... It was terrifying... it was only about you... only!
- >What was even more scary was the fact that they were about situations she never was at.
- >And the way she wrote things, by god, it way like she exploded whenever it was a situation involving the two of you.
- >It was like: "Me and Anon got coffee! I was so exited!" to: "Anon and Shining armor watch the game."
- >It was also very organized about things.
- >There were files called "Crystal footage of Anon." and "Favorite Anon moments."
- >You open the one about her fave moments of you and her.
- >It had moments like "Anon played guitar for me!!!!!" along with "My Hearts Warming Eve with ANON!!!!"
- >You think you've seen enough and lay it down were you found it.
- >At least it took your mind of that Luna story.
- >But it was replaced with something far more shocking.
- >You walk back to the couch with your bro.
- >"You got the opener?"
- "Yeah, right here."
- >"Took you long enough."
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6DHSqhJcCA
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