Title: RGRE DerpyXAnon thing Author: Greengrove Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/hMPjMipR First Edit: Sunday 12th of February 2017 11:35:44 PM CDT Last Edit: Sunday 12th of February 2017 11:35:44 PM CDT >"Come on cutie! Why dont you let me take you home and have a little fun?" >The audacious little mare slaps you on the ass >You are about to punt the little football until you hear you marefriend yell back >"W-why dont you just b-buck off Short Hop? Anon is taken!" >Short Hop casts a dismissive glance at Derpy and laughs >"He's only taken because he doesn't realize that he doesnt't need to settle for damaged goods." >Your knuckles crack as your fists clench "Shut your fagg-" >You are cut off as Derpy launches from her chair and lands in front of Short Hop, wings unfurled and tuft out >"ANON IS MINE! I WONT LET YOU TAKE HIM FROM ME!" >You reel back at the volume of Derpy's shout >The mare in front of her recoils like she had been slapped >She almosts seems to give up until she glances back at the table she came from >The mares at the table shout out encouragement for the little shit >Emboldened by her comrades she puffs her chest out stares down Derpy >"Bring it." >She squeeks it out and all hell breaks loose >Derpy launches herself at Short Hop using her wings to propel her with more force >Short Hop barely had time to rear up when they collide >A ball of biting kicking and shouting pony rolling around on the floor >When you finally overcome your shock you rush forward to help Derpy >As you reach out to grab her your head explodes in pain >When it fades slightly you realize you are on the ground covered in booze >Reaching up you feel blood seeping through your scalp and what feels like glass shards >Its only when a mare yells "SHE JUST GLASSED A COLT!" do you put two and two together >In what seems like slow motion [spoiler]though it could just be the head injury[/spoiler] half the bar throws themselves at the three mares that were with Short Hop >The havoc from the brawl was almost as debilitating as your wound     >Somehow through the foggy daze in your mind you managed to find a thought >DERPY! >Your eyes widen in panic as you look around for your marefriend >You finally spot her on the very edge of the brawl >Your eyes catch one of hers as she rears back and bucks Short Hop into the crowd >She turns back and sees that her opponent is caught in the maelstrom of mares and quickly turns back to you >She flashes you a short triumphant smile that causes her split lip to bleed more >Then she sees you are injured and in one of those rare moments both her eyes lock onto you >She rushes over to you almost as fast as she slammed into the other mare >"ANON! ANON ARE YOU ALRIGHT!?" >Wrapping your arms around her you scan her for injuries >Seeing nothing more than a bleeding lip and swelling eye you relax a little bit "Yeah I think Im alright. Probably gonna need to go to the hospital though." >Her eyes somehow get wider and before you know it you are being half pulled half flown across town to the hospital   >Two hours later >You are laying in a hospital bed >They pulled the glass out of your scalp and bandaged it up >Not bad enough for stitches and it shouldn't scar but they have to keep you over night for observation >Derpy managed to make it out with only minor injuries but she is gonna have a black eye for a while >She has been silent since she found out that you were going to be OK >She is sitting in the chair next to your bed and has been staring at two different tiles on the floor for about twenty minutes "Derpy whats wrong?" >She shakes her head >"Its nothing Anon." >You can tell by the sound of her voice something is definitely wrong "Don't lie to me bubblebut." >Your nickname for her gets her attention >She sighs and looks up at you >"Its my fault you got hurt. I wasn't mare enough to protect you." "Derpy it wasn't your fault at all. It was those crazy mares." >She shakes her head >"If I hadn't started the fight you wouldn't have been hurt."     >You get off the bed and pick up your mare >"Anon you're hurt! You shouldn't be up!" "Shush!" >You boop her which makes her scrunch her face up >She winces as it causes her to move part of her bruised face "Sorry." >Gently you carry her over to the bed and lay back down with her on your stomach >You stroke her mane and she leans into your hand "Derpy I know its not your fault because if you hadn't started that fight I would have." >"But!" "Shush. The only butt I care about is yours." >She sighs again and lays her head down on your chest >You both lay there in silence while you gently stroke her mane >When a thought pops in your head you have to ask it >"Hey Bubblebut what caused you to do that anyways? This isnt the first mare to be a little cunt around us." >She mumbles something into your chest "What was that?" >She lifts her head up and you can see the tears in her eyes >"Because I am already a failure as a pony. I didnt want to be a failure as a mare too." >She turns her head away >"Though now I am just an all around failure." >You pull her against you again >She squeaks as you pull her in for a quick kiss "Derpy you are as far from failure as a mare can get. You are a great marefriend, an amazing mailmare, and you have one of the meanest donkey kicks I have ever seen." >The last part gets a chuckle out of her "Im serious! Did you see that mare fly? For a second I thought you had kicked her so hard a pair of wings had popped out of her." >She wipes her face with her hoof and smiles up at you >You lean down and kiss her again "Derpy every day you make me more proud to be your coltfriend. Today I am just a little more proud than most days."