Meanwhile Underwater

[23:02] <GreenSleevesMIA> Pootis.

[23:02]  * BobMIA is ready for some shit

[23:02]  * GreenSleevesMIA prepares his body.

[23:03] <Cap`n> Okay guys, since you asked nicely you can have a secret adventure

[23:03] <BobMIA> My body is Reggie

[23:03]  * BobMIA confirms that Cap'n is Best Cap'n

[23:03]  * GreenSleevesMIA nods in agreement.

[23:03] <Cap`n> Before I start I need to know what exactly you guys are expecting and what you want to do

[23:04] <Cap`n> only because I'm curious

[23:04] <BobMIA> Well, I thought we were separated, as far as that I wouldn't mind just a filler thing

[23:04] <BobMIA> Like maybe breaking sorta out and meeting up and going through shenanigans?

[23:04] <GreenSleevesMIA> I was hoping to locate the captain. That IS the reason we came here.

[23:05] <BobMIA> Oh man, Cap'n/Bob/GreenSleeves Renegade mission

[23:05] <Cap`n> Well let's get started then

[23:05] <GreenSleevesMIA> Kickin' ass and takin' names.

[23:05] <BobMIA> Takin' ass and kickin' names

[23:05] <Cap`n> First, you both know some private information I messaged to the both of you

[23:06] <GreenSleevesMIA> Yup.

[23:06] <BobMIA> Kinda

[23:07] <Cap`n> And second, you aren't kept in the same room

[23:07] <BobMIA> Figured as much

[23:07] <GreenSleevesMIA> Same.

[23:07] <Cap`n> finally, whether it's by their enchanting siren song, their womanly charms or your own apathy, you find it extremely hard to want to do anything but lay around and wait for the seaponies to visit you

[23:08]  * BobMIA is sorta Tsundere towards the seaponies he guesses

[23:08] <Cap`n> but, if you could never resist the urge to stay, then we wouldn't be having this adventure, now would we?

[23:08]  * BobMIA is wondering just how pure he really is

[23:08] <Cap`n> sec, casting disintegrate on a dragon

[23:09] <GreenSleevesMIA> (oh boy!)

[23:09] <BobMIA> May Kek praise your rolls

[23:09] <GreenSleevesMIA> !roll 1d20 for Cap to get a good roll

[23:09] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[23:09] <GreenSleevesMIA> (Sorry)

[23:10] <BobMIA> !roll 1d20 for Kek to bless Cap

[23:10] <GameServ> 20 == 20

[23:10] <BobMIA> :D

[23:11] <Cap`n> Nnope, it just made it angry

[23:11] <BobMIA> :(

[23:12] <Cap`n> so anyways

[23:12] <BobMIA> Was it slightly distinigrated?

[23:12] <BobMIA> *disintegrated

[23:12] <Cap`n> So I was going to ask you both to roll to see who resists first

[23:13] <GreenSleevesMIA> !roll 1d20

[23:13] <GameServ> 7 == 7

[23:13] <BobMIA> !roll 1d20

[23:13] <GameServ> 18 == 18

[23:13] <Cap`n> Bob rolled a 20, so we'll start the adventure with you

[23:13] <BobMIA> Welp

[23:13] <Cap`n> heh

[23:13] <GreenSleevesMIA> Would've won anyway.

[23:13] <Cap`n> even if I didnt use your initial rolls it would be the same effect

[23:13] <GreenSleevesMIA> That's what I meant,

[23:13] <BobMIA> [Now if only that showed up in the first place]

[23:14] <BobMIA> [>inb4 needed 21 to resist their charm in the first place]

[23:14] <Cap`n> so anyways

[23:14] <BobMIA> [Sorry]

[23:15] <Cap`n> Bob, you groggily come to, sitting on your haunches in a dank cave. The cave is lit by clusters of glowing coral, some half-emerged in pools of water. There are also tunnels on each side of you.

[23:16]  * BobMIA first takes notice of the coral

[23:16] <Cap`n> However much you remember is up to you, and you are free to act.

[23:16] <Cap`n> Why you haven't acted yet is a mystery to you

[23:16] <Cap`n> I mean, why you haven't acted yet since you were captured, that is

[23:16] <BobMIA> [Gonna go for as less in-game knowledge as possible]

[23:17] <GreenSleevesMIA> (Waiting for bob)

[23:17]  * BobMIA goes up to the coral all groggy like

[23:17] <BobMIA> [I gave my action before that]

[23:18] <GreenSleevesMIA> [I'm blind, aparently]

[23:18] <BobMIA> [It's okay bro]

[23:18] <BobMIA> [I'll write you a prescription for blind goggles]

[23:19] <Cap`n> The coral glows just like a torch in a building, but it sheds a calming blue-green light rather than orange

[23:19]  * BobMIA picks one up

[23:19] <Cap`n> You snap off some coral and you have a makeshift torch.

[23:20]  * BobMIA wonders if he still has his GLORIOUS HORN DAGGER [And thanks Cap'n for advising him to leave everything in the Clinic beforehand]

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[23:22] <Cap`n> If you did have your horn dagger, the seaponies would have taken it from you.

[23:22] <BobMIA> [Gotcha]

[23:22]  * BobMIA starts heading down one of the tunnels

[23:23] <Cap`n> You pick a random tunnel and go. Not soon after, you hear two voices come echoing down the tunnel towards you. What is your initial reaction.

[23:24]  * BobMIA stealths up, trying to listen in

[23:25] <Cap`n> Ok. You carefully approach and listen hard. You recognize the voices of the two seaponies, shooting the breeze.

[23:26]  * BobMIA tries to decipher what they're saying

[23:26] <Cap`n> "-nd I think he's going to be quite surprised when he finds out!"

[23:27] <Cap`n> "You're terrible!" The second voice teases. "Why not tell him now?"

[23:27]  * BobMIA wishes he knew the context, still hiding

[23:27] <Cap`n> The voices sound like they're getting farther away, and pretty soon it is impossible to decipher

[23:28]  * BobMIA pops his head up and continues with groggy caution

[23:29] <Cap`n> You continue onwards, and soon enough you find the cave opens up some more, with a big pool of water to your left, connected to a tiny underwater river that ravels further down infront of you.

[23:29] <Cap`n> Beside the river is some room for you to walk, but the pool to your left looks deeper than any bit of water you've seen so far.

[23:30]  * BobMIA supposes he should continue to cautiously walk beside the river

[23:30] <BobMIA> [Which way is the water flowing?]

[23:30] <Cap`n> The water is still.

[23:31]  * BobMIA continues walking away from where he starte

[23:31] <BobMIA> d

[23:32] <Cap`n> As you go along, the voices start to get louder.

[23:32] <Cap`n> one moment

[23:32] <BobMIA> [k]

[23:33]  * BobMIA slows down, continuing on but hiding his coral torch thing so as not to attract attention

[23:33] <BobMIA> [STEALTHING INTENSIFIES]

[23:34] <GreenSleevesMIA> (Oh man.)

[23:34] <BobMIA> [Whut]

[23:34] <Cap`n> I webbed the dragon's wings

[23:34] <BobMIA> [Praise Kek]

[23:34] <GreenSleevesMIA> (Score!)

[23:36] <Cap`n> So anyways

[23:37] <Cap`n> "This one, though, he likes it just as rough." You hear the first voice again.

[23:38] <GreenSleevesMIA> (Oh baby.)

[23:38] <Cap`n> "Ohh, I never really cared for /green/ stallions..." The other adds

[23:38]  * BobMIA realizes they're not talking bout Pure Bob

[23:38] <GreenSleevesMIA> (OH BABY!)

[23:38] <BobMIA> [>Inb4 they're talking bout CAp'n]

[23:38] <Cap`n> You get closer, and a bit ahead the cave and river open up to another bigger room.

[23:38] <Cap`n> (They may have been talking about him before)

[23:39] <BobMIA> [Oh, right.  Forgot.  Bob doesn't know that though]

[23:39] <Cap`n> (True, he'll have to figure that out himself)

[23:40]  * BobMIA continues on, careful to stealth up

[23:42] <Cap`n> you see that half the room is a pool of water, and you see the purple and blue seaponies emerged from the body of water. Right beside them is good ol' GreenSleeves, on his back and out like a light.

[23:42]  * BobMIA gasps internally

[23:43]  * BobMIA perceives whether or not the seaponies are going anywhere any time soon

[23:43] <Cap`n> Good question

[23:44] <Cap`n> You can try a roll to figure that out

[23:44] <BobMIA> !roll 1d20 for based detective powers

[23:44] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[23:45] <BobMIA> [20, 18, 19 first three rolls]

[23:45] <BobMIA> [SweatingMan.jpg]

[23:45] <GreenSleevesMIA> [Inb4 next roll is a 1]

[23:46] <Cap`n> sec

[23:46] <BobMIA> [Take your time, kill/loot dat dragon bro]

[23:53] <BobMIA> [So GreenSleeves how you doin man?]

[23:55] <GreenSleevesMIA> [Good.]

[23:55] <GreenSleevesMIA> [You?]

[23:55] <Cap`n> Ok, pretty soon I will need to go off the radar to transport my laptop back to my apartment

[23:55] <BobMIA> Okay, do we chill here?

[23:55] <Cap`n> but you can tell that Sleeves is spent for the day, whatever the hell that means. The seaponies seem to be just checking up on him.

[23:56] <Cap`n> They swim back from the edge of the pool and descend into the water, leaving Sleeves here

[23:56] <BobMIA> [I'm pretty good.  Excited for a chamber gig tomorrow.]

[23:56] <Cap`n> that leaves you guys free to idly roleplay you smacking him awake and talking

[23:56]  * BobMIA drags GreenSleeve's body behind a rock and tries to

[23:56] <Cap`n> and I will be back soon to continue this adventure

[23:56] <BobMIA> [>rape]

[23:57]  * BobMIA WAKE him up silently

[23:57] <Cap`n> don't worry about rolls, but just don't leave the room since I can't GM if I'm not here

[23:57]  * GreenSleevesMIA wakes up.

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[23:58]  * Bob whispers "Bro, you okay??"

[23:58]  * GreenSleevesMIA "Head hurts..."

[23:58]  * GreenSleevesMIA tries to stand up.

[23:58] <GreenSleevesMIA> "Where are we?"

[23:58] <Bob> "Shit man, mine too.  Remind me to hold a Trauma Team 2.0 when we get out of this."

[23:58] <Bob> "We're in... A... cave thing?"

[23:59] <Bob> "Seems like a cavern, with many channels

[23:59] <Bob> "Can you tell me what happened to you since the happening?"

[23:59] <GreenSleevesMIA> "Well, I got hit by a fuckin' river snake or somethng. The rest is mostly a blur."

[00:00]  * GreenSleevesMIA looks around the room.

[00:00] <GreenSleevesMIA> "What've you seen down here?"

[00:01] <Bob> "Same here... Only not a snake, but a girl seapone

[00:01]  * Bob shows him the coral torch

[00:01] <Bob> "This awesome thing!  Try to find one if you can"

[00:02] <Bob> [I'm sure there's one in here somewhere]

[00:02]  * GreenSleevesMIA looks around again, trying to find the empty wine bottle he was clutching when he got hit by 'a fuckin river snake or something'

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[00:03] <GreenSleevesMIA> (*clutching onto)

[00:03] <GreenSleevesMIA> (cap is ded.

[00:03] <Bob> "Yeah, they took my GLORIOUS HORN DAGGER, I doubt your bottle is around here"

[00:03] <Bob> [RIP In Piece]

[00:03] <Bob> [You gonna copy/paste this for him?]

[00:03] <GreenSleevesMIA> [When he gets back]

[00:04] <Bob> "So I saw these two Seapones, they seem to be walking around.  You recall anything with them?"

[00:05]  * GreenSleevesMIA walks over to the water and peers in. "Fuckin' seaponies. Not really, their voices do something to you, something that takes away your fighing spirit."

[00:06] <Bob> "Interesting.  Yeah, I think that's what happened to me.  I wonder if these are, like, their civilizations' prisons?"

[00:07] <GreenSleevesMIA> "More like a dungeon in my book."

[00:07] <GreenSleevesMIA> "Chanins 'n shit, pretty creepy."

[00:08] <Bob> "That seems more likely.  Here, I forgot I was a doctor for a second!  Here, let me see if I can do anything medical"

[00:08] <Bob> "You hurtin' anywhere?  Or just groggy?"

[00:09] <GreenSleevesMIA> "Groggy, massive headache. Dunno if it's from the seapones or from the wine."

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[00:10] <Bob> "Well, if it's from the wine then I'd advise... Umm...."

[00:11] <GreenSleevesMIA> "Drinkin' more?"

[00:11]  * GreenSleevesMIA chuckles softly.

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[00:11]  * Bob laughs "Sorry, still groggy m8"

[00:11] <Bob> [fuckin internet

[00:12]  * Bob scrunches his face in though

[00:12] <Bob> "Well, I wouldn't recommend drinking any of this water."

[00:12] <Bob> "Which means that there's two things you can do!"

[00:13]  * Bob shakes his head "I mean one thing.  One thing.  Only."

[00:13] <GreenSleevesMIA> "Which is...?"

[00:13] <Bob> "Well, there's two ways to 'sweat it out', if you will.  Exercise, and, umm.... Well, you know."

[00:14]  * Bob chuckles

[00:14] <Bob> "So, JUMPING JACKS!  NOW!"

[00:14] <GreenSleevesMIA> "Jesus Christ, doc, I ain't gettin' down and dirty with you in a fuckin' cave."

[00:14]  * Bob gives a Costanza face

[00:14] <Bob> ">Implying I won't stay pure till the grave

[00:15] <GreenSleevesMIA> "Wouldn't want to risk your wizardry, would ya?"

[00:15]  * Bob does wizardry poses, like Twilight did when she was trying to hatch Spike

[00:15]  * Bob wonders just how autistic he might be to remember that

[00:16]  * GreenSleevesMIA shakes his head.

[00:17] <Bob> "Ahem.  Anyways, try to silently do some exercise."

[00:17] <GreenSleevesMIA> "I think I'll pass."

[00:18] <Bob> "Well, enjoy dat hangover then.  Glad you seem to be okay though!"

[00:18] <GreenSleevesMIA> "Yeah, you too."

[00:19]  * GreenSleevesMIA cringes when he realized he said you too in relation to the hangover.

[00:19] <Bob> "Leave the spaghetti droppan to me, mister."

[00:19]  * Bob starts to snoop around sneakily

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[00:20] <Cap`n> Arrr

[00:20] <GreenSleevesMIA> (matey)

[00:20] <Bob> [yarr]

[00:20] <Cap`n> I'm a lich now

[00:20]  * Bob rawrs

[00:20] <Cap`n> So where were we?

[00:20] <Bob> Green?

[00:20] <Cap`n> Anything interesting you guys discussed?

[00:20] <Bob> [Muh internet died halfway through, lost a bunch]

[00:21] <GreenSleevesMIA> (Not really, did my empty wine bottle make it down here?)

[00:21] <Bob> [Nothing interesting.  Lotsa spaghetti though]

[00:21] <Cap`n> Unfortunately no, but if you asked for any during your hazy stupor, the seaponies would have kept you sloshed if it's all the same to you

[00:22] <Bob> "Green, you want to look around for a coral torch thing?"

[00:22] <GreenSleevesMIA> (I was more concerned with the bottle itself, but okay.)

[00:23] <GreenSleevesMIA> "Yours gives off enough light, lets just move on."

[00:23] <Bob> [Sorry]

[00:23] <GreenSleevesMIA> "Any idea where the captian is?"

[00:23]  * Bob shakes his head "Not the way I came, for sure!"

[00:23] <Bob> "Or... There were two tunnels..."

[00:23] <GreenSleevesMIA> "Lead me to where the tunnles fork."

[00:24]  * Bob goes back to where he woke up

[00:24]  * GreenSleevesMIA follows.

[00:25]  * Bob presumes nothing happened, and starts to go down the other tunnel

[00:25]  * GreenSleevesMIA follows.

[00:26] <Cap`n> You backtrack down from where you came and head down the opposite hallway, trekking for some time until the hallway splits, with another hallway to the right which turns a corner, or one to the left, which you can see opens up again.

[00:26]  * GreenSleevesMIA stands quietly and tries to listen down each tunnel.

[00:26] <Cap`n> From the right hallway, you can barely hear the echoes of the two seaponies giggling

[00:26] <GreenSleevesMIA> (roll?)

[00:26] <Cap`n> you can roll to listen further

[00:26] <GreenSleevesMIA> !roll 1d20

[00:26] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[00:26] <Bob> !roll 1d20 for Kek healing

[00:26] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[00:27] <Bob> *hearing

[00:27] <Bob> Man,

[00:27] <Cap`n> That is all you can hear

[00:27] <GreenSleevesMIA> "Well what now?"

[00:27] <Bob> "I say we stay hidden man"

[00:28] <GreenSleevesMIA> "Alright, other tunnel it is."

[00:28] <Bob> "maaybe sneak a bit closer for a better look"

[00:28]  * GreenSleevesMIA heads down the left hallway.

[00:28] <Bob> "The tunnel we already went down?"

[00:28] <GreenSleevesMIA> (There were two new ones.)

[00:28] <Bob> [Sorry, was AFK for a bit]

[00:28]  * Bob follows

[00:30] <Bob> Super stealthilyy

[00:30] <Cap`n> Left hallway? Ok. You go straight and the cave opens up once again, this time much bigger than any of the other rooms. Only this time, the ground only remains for several meters before ending in water, which covers the rest of the room.

[00:30] <GreenSleevesMIA> "This must be the entrance."

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[00:30] <Bob> "We aren't exactly capable swimmers Sleeves..."

[00:30] <Cap`n> To your left, the water is more shallow than usual, and half-submerged, half-beached is the sleeping Mr. Slithers.

[00:30] <Bob> "Do you want to risk it?"

[00:31]  * Bob notices Slithers and freezes

[00:31]  * Bob screams internally

[00:31]  * GreenSleevesMIA looks at Mr. Slithers. "Nope.png, lets go see if we can get a peak around the other corner."

[00:32]  * Bob nods, gulping

[00:32] <Cap`n> Please tell me you whispered that

[00:32] <GreenSleevesMIA> (Of course)

[00:32] <Cap`n> ok good

[00:32]  * GreenSleevesMIA walks back to where the tunnels split and listens to see if the seaponies are still there.

[00:33]  * Bob does the EXACT SAME THING

[00:33] <Cap`n> You can roll individually for sneaking and listening

[00:33] <Bob> !roll 1d20 for Based Sneaking and Listening Maneuvers

[00:33] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[00:34] <GreenSleevesMIA> !roll 2d20 for sneaking, and listening

[00:34] <GameServ> 4, 13 == 17

[00:34] <GreenSleevesMIA> (Fuk)

[00:34] <Bob> [It's okay bro I got this]

[00:34] <Bob> [Unless that was a fail for sneaking, in which case fuck]

[00:34] <GreenSleevesMIA> (It is.)

[00:35] <GreenSleevesMIA> (Thought we were rollnig for each.)

[00:35] <Cap`n> So Bob, you need to roll for sneaking and listening seperately

[00:35] <Cap`n> Although Sleeves was sneaking so poorly that it might not matter

[00:35] <Bob> !roll 2d20 for Based Sneaking and Listening Maneuvers whilst apologizing to the based GM gods

[00:35] <GameServ> 8, 2 == 10

[00:35] <Cap`n> so I'll go ahead and say Bob's roll was for listening

[00:35] <Bob> FUGG

[00:35] <Bob> K

[00:36] <Cap`n> So you both listen hard enough to notice there are three voices, all of them familiar, but only two of them are the seaponies.

[00:37]  * Bob starts to panic a bit

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[00:37] <Bob> [Fuck you too Lucyne]

[00:37]  * GreenSleevesMIA smiles a bit.

[00:38]  * GreenSleevesMIA whispers "Must be the captian."

[00:38] <Cap`n> The seaponies sound like they're enjoying themselves and are making little small-talk. The third, a male voice and very groggy at that, sounds arguably happy too, albeit a bit like he just woke up and shotgunned three beers.

[00:38] <Bob> "Maybe we should talk to them while they're happy?  I don't know how we can sneak past em...

[00:38] <Bob> "And grab Cap'n if it really is him"

[00:39] <GreenSleevesMIA> "If we're doin' that, you're taking point."

[00:39] <Cap`n> Of course, the two seaponies stop talking abruptly, and you notice your footsteps are echoing a tad to loudly. The two seaponies gasp, and you hear a splash from the room, then silence, saved for the confused mumblings of a very goroggy pony.

[00:39] <Cap`n> groggy, even

[00:39]  * Bob checks to make sure seapones are gone

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[00:40]  * GreenSleevesMIA waits for bob's conclusion.

[00:41]  * Bob presumes they aren't there and motions for Green to come and help the goroggy Cap'n

[00:41]  * GreenSleevesMIA follows bob.

[00:41] <Bob> "Cap'n?"

[00:42] <Cap`n> You reach the end of the hallway to have the cave open up a final time. To the left and right are both deep pools of water, and in the center is the one and only High Tide, flat on his back and lazily tracing one of his massive forehooves along the water, mumbling about not knowing where the "girls" went.

[00:42] <Bob> "CAP'N!"

[00:42] <GreenSleevesMIA> "Jesus captain!"

[00:42]  * Bob rushes over to High Tide

[00:42] <Bob> "You okay man?"

[00:42]  * GreenSleevesMIA rushes over as well.

[00:43]  * GreenSleevesMIA puts a hoof on High Tide and shakes him.

[00:43] <GreenSleevesMIA> "Snap outof it!"

[00:43]  * Bob medically advises Cap'n to snap out of it

[00:44] <GreenSleevesMIA> (>medically advises)

[00:44] <Bob> [>Not having fun with the wording]

[00:44] <Cap`n> The Captain snaps to half-attention as he is shook. "B- whuh-" He sits up slowly, his eyes focusing on you two veeery slowly.

[00:45]  * Bob medically examines Cap'n with medical knowledge and shit to see if he's okay

[00:45] <GreenSleevesMIA> "Cap'n get up. We have to go!"

[00:47] <Cap`n> High Tide looks unharmed just like you two, but is clearly much, much more disoriented. "Oh..." He mumbles as he blinks a few times, and suddenly jolts, throwing his giant hooves around the two of you in a hug. "Sleeves! Bob!" He exclaims happily

[00:47]  * Bob hugs back supa kawaii like

[00:47]  * GreenSleevesMIA says urgently "We've got no time for this. We need to go."

[00:47]  * Bob snaps out of the hugbox

[00:48] <Bob> "Cap'n what were those two voices?  Were they seapones?  Did they hurt you?"

[00:48] <Cap`n> "Go? Whurr? How'sn you doing, Greenie?"

[00:49]  * GreenSleevesMIA tries to push the captain into a standing position. "We need to go! We're in danger."

[00:49] <Bob> "Okay, he clearly is slightly intoxicated, Green.  Let's help him!"

[00:50]  * GreenSleevesMIA assists bob.

[00:51] <Cap`n> You can both roll me for lifting, as Tide is as big as he is unhelpful, currently. "Where'n we goin', guys?"

[00:52] <Bob> !roll 1d20 for super doctor strength

[00:52] <GreenSleevesMIA> !roll 1d20

[00:52] <GameServ> 12 == 12

[00:52] <GameServ> 8 == 8

[00:52] <GreenSleevesMIA> "Shhhh Cap, we're leaving."

[00:52]  * Bob is reminded how average his athleticism is

[00:52] <Bob> "Out, I hope.  Urgh-"

[00:52] <Cap`n> one sec

[00:53] <Bob> [k]

[00:53] <Bob> [So Green I forget of the GreenGreen duo who wants the D?]

[00:55] <Bob> [Just trying to make the Pastebin more interesting]

[00:56] <GreenSleevesMIA> [Fuck it. Hypotheticly, I guess I want the D.]

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[00:56] <Bob> [Well good luck mang hope you get it]

[00:56] <GreenSleevesMIA> [I said hypotheticly.]

[00:57] <Bob> [Oh]

[00:57] <Bob> [I thought that hypothetically was like]

[00:57] <Bob> [Whatchu wanted]

[00:57] <Bob> [Again, just trying to drop as much spaghetti as possible here]

[00:58] <GreenSleevesMIA> [I can tell.]

[00:58] <GreenSleevesMIA> [IC, there is a mare in town I'd like to notice me.]

[00:58] <Bob> [D'awwww who?]

[00:58] <GreenSleevesMIA> [>implying I'll tell you who]

[00:58] <Bob> [lel]

[00:59] <Bob> [>inb4 it's Pretty Penny]

[00:59] <GreenSleevesMIA> [>Jew Horse]

[00:59] <GreenSleevesMIA> [Plz, no.}

[00:59] <Bob> [Gonna keep guessing then]

[00:59] <GreenSleevesMIA> [Please don't]

[00:59] <Bob> [Wormy?]

[01:00] <Bob> [Alright]

[01:00] <GreenSleevesMIA> [>mare]

[01:00] <Bob> [Anyways how's the dump?]

[01:00] <GreenSleevesMIA> [Dump?]

[01:00] <Bob> [Isn't that what you're supposed to manage?]

[01:00] <GreenSleevesMIA> [Oh the garbage dump]

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[01:00] <GreenSleevesMIA> [Not really a dump yet]

[01:00] <Cap`n> huge apologies

[01:01] <Bob> [Note to self- #fourcannon-dump seems promising for foraging]

[01:01] <Bob> [No problem Cap'n, I'm sorry Green]

[01:01] <Cap`n> So last thing we were doing was you were rolling to lift, and from what you've rolled, progress is slow.

[01:01] <GreenSleevesMIA> [lel]

[01:01] <Bob> [eeyup]

[01:02] <GreenSleevesMIA> "Jesus fuckin' Christ Cap, you weigh a fuckin' ton!"

[01:02] <Bob> "C'mon Cap'n!"

[01:02] <Bob> [You're OC pic makes you look ottermode, wtf man?]

[01:02] <Cap`n> You practically have to drag High Tide along as he mumbles unintelligibly, lying limp. It seems his fire just isn't lit.

[01:02] <GreenSleevesMIA> [Mine?]

[01:03] <Cap`n> Where exactly are you dragging him?

[01:03] <GreenSleevesMIA> (.....away?)

[01:03] <GreenSleevesMIA> (FUck)

[01:03] <Bob> [No, Cap'ns]

[01:03]  * Bob drags him back to the previous fork

[01:04] <Cap`n> (Feather is good at capturing that sort of thing)

[01:04] <GreenSleevesMIA> (I'm pretty sure the room with slithers is the entrance.)

[01:05]  * Bob nods to what Green just though

[01:05] <Bob> *thought

[01:05] <GreenSleevesMIA> [telepathy, fuck yeah]

[01:05] <GreenSleevesMIA> "Fuck, how're we gonna get him to swim?"

[01:05] <GreenSleevesMIA> "He can't even walk.

[01:06] <Bob> "... Good question.  We *can* alleviate the symptoms of his stupor, though.  You up for it Green?"

[01:06]  * Bob cheekily tacks on

[01:07] <Cap`n> Progress is slow, painfully slow. Eventually, though, you're well on your way to getting to the supposed entrance. Are you going anything other than talking while dragging the Captain?

[01:07]  * Bob is keeping an eye out for Seapone

[01:07] <GreenSleevesMIA> (No)

[01:08]  * GreenSleevesMIA mumbles something vulgar, then says "Please tell me you aren't serious about that, bob."

[01:08] <Bob> "Of course not."

[01:08] <Bob> "Just thought we- or, I wouldn't mind to lighten up the mood here"

[01:08] <Cap`n> Well, you notice Mr. Slithers is gone from the big room, but I'm also interested to see where this conversation is going.

[01:08] <GreenSleevesMIA> (lol)

[01:09] <Bob> [Cap'n didja hear our discussion on hangover treatments?]

[01:09] <Cap`n> I did not.

[01:09] <Bob> [It basically came down to that only exercise and sex were viable at the time.  Nothing serious, poor Green]

[01:10] <Cap`n> (heh)

[01:10] <Bob> "Hey guys Mr. Snake's away!"

[01:10] <GreenSleevesMIA> "Where too, though?"

[01:11] <Cap`n> "Who?"

[01:11]  * Bob attempts to dunk Cap'ns head in and out of the water just once to waken him up like Princess Bride

[01:11] <GreenSleevesMIA> (Pls work.)

[01:12] <Cap`n> Well, this wakes him up at least, as [GLUBBING INTENSIFIES], he flails his forehooves wildly.

[01:12] <Bob> "Sorry Cap'n!"

[01:13]  * Bob attempts to calm him down using based doctor techniques

[01:13]  * GreenSleevesMIA watches intently.

[01:13] <Bob> [Roll?]

[01:14] <Cap`n> "I'm up! I'm up!" High Tide exclaims after his head is dunked for the last time. He rolls over onto his back, breathing slowly. "....Where am I?"

[01:14]  * Bob sighs in relief

[01:14] <Bob> "I don't know!  Seapone lair?"

[01:15] <GreenSleevesMIA> "We need to get out, now. The seaponies are onto us; The serpent is missing."

[01:15] <Bob> "Green, you really think this is the entrance?"

[01:15] <Cap`n> The Captain looks around slowly. "Oh." He says plainly, as if being told that this year is a leap-year. "Where'd the girls go?"

[01:15] <Bob> "Girls?"

[01:16] <GreenSleevesMIA> "What?"

[01:16] <Cap`n> "What?"

[01:16] <Bob> "You don't mean..."

[01:16]  * Bob impersonates a Seapone, waving hooves like fins

[01:17] <GreenSleevesMIA> "Jesus Cap, explain what you've been doing here."

[01:17] <Cap`n> "Coral and Trident, yeah. Why?"

[01:18] <Bob> "You... You say that like they didn't kidnap and drug you!"

[01:18] <Cap`n> "I- what?" The Captain is sorely confused.

[01:18] <GreenSleevesMIA> "Coral and Trident. CORAL, AND FUCKIN' TRIDENT. YOU HEAR THAT BOB, THEY'RE ON NAME BY NAME BASES!"

[01:18] <Bob> "I think you mean basis, pal."

[01:18] <GreenSleevesMIA> (i did)

[01:19] <Bob> [Bad comedy is bad]

[01:19] <Bob> "They're... nice?"

[01:19]  * Bob scratches his glorious mane

[01:19] <Bob> "I guess all I am is a bit groggy..."

[01:19] <GreenSleevesMIA> "JESUS FUCK DAMNIT HIGH TIDE, ARE YOU EVEN A PRISONER?"

[01:19]  * Bob stops for a second "Were we, Green?"

[01:20] <Cap`n> High Tide cocks his head to one side. "...What are you guys talking about?"

[01:20] <GreenSleevesMIA> "I.... yes?"

[01:20] <Bob> [Fuck yeah, Dr. Friendship is in the building]

[01:20] <Bob> "Didn't they take you here against your will?"

[01:20] <GreenSleevesMIA> "Captain, are we or are we not in a giant cave?"

[01:21] <Bob> "A better question would be, Cap'n are we actually in danger right now?"

[01:21] <GreenSleevesMIA> "Bob, I know what I'm doing."

[01:21] <Bob> "Wait a second, though.  I know we've been flipping our shit, but..."

[01:22] <Cap`n> The Captain looks around slowly. "Yeah, we're in Coral's summer home. How long have you guys been out?"

[01:22] <Bob> "I... Don't know..."

[01:22]  * Bob flattens his ears

[01:22] <GreenSleevesMIA> "Captain. Are we or are we not in danger right now?"

[01:23] <Bob> "Wait a sec..."

[01:23] <Bob> "Hey, Green.  Did all they do is kinda flirt with you?"

[01:23] <Cap`n> "I... don't think so. Are we? Is Coral in danger?" High Tide gets to his feet, looking around.

[01:23]  * GreenSleevesMIA needs a drink.

[01:23] <GreenSleevesMIA> "I need a drink.

[01:23] <GreenSleevesMIA> "I NEED A DRINK!"

[01:24] <Bob> "Since you know them, do you happen to know Mr. Snake too?"

[01:24] <GreenSleevesMIA> "GET YOUR SEAPONY ASSES OUT HERE AND GET ME A DRINK!"

[01:24]  * Bob reminds Green bout hangover cures

[01:25]  * GreenSleevesMIA angrly stomps around.

[01:26] <Bob> "Well Green wants their attention.  Cap'n, is Coral a friend?"

[01:27] <Cap`n> High Tide looks around for the seaponies, like a kid who can't find his birthday present. "Where'd that go?" He turns his head to Bob. "I- yeah... why?" Either you're still high, or the cap'n is blushing at the question.

[01:27] <Bob> "Cap'n, did you give her the D?"

[01:28]  * Bob nudges Green "Calm down, I don't think they want to harm us!"

[01:28] <GreenSleevesMIA> "YOU DON'T THINK I FIGURED THAT OUT?!

[01:28]  * Bob tries to calm down Green

[01:28] <Cap`n> High Tide traces a hoof in the dirt, avoiding the question.

[01:29] <Bob> "I'll take that as a 'yes/not yet/maybe soon'."

[01:29] <Bob> "You know where we are?"

[01:29]  * GreenSleevesMIA calms downa bit. "Don't you understand? They've got enough booze here that I got sooo smashed that I can't remember a thing. Do you REALIZE how much they must have!"

[01:29] <GreenSleevesMIA> "I need it!"

[01:30]  * Bob laughs at realizing why Green was upset

[01:30] <Cap`n> "Didn't you ask already? We're in Coral's place."

[01:30]  * GreenSleevesMIA chuckles at the prospect of getting so sloshed that he cant remember it,again.

[01:30]  * Bob snaps back to the problem at hand "Right, sorry.  You know how to get back to 4cannon from here?"

[01:32] <Cap`n> High Tide shrugs. "Beats me, I've been here all day."

[01:32] <Bob> "All... day?"

[01:32] <Bob> "Cap'n, you've been gone, for a lot longer than that..."

[01:33] <Cap`n> "Yeah, Coral brought me here after I fell off the r- huh?"

[01:33]  * GreenSleevesMIA sighs. "Day..."

[01:33] <GreenSleevesMIA> "Fuck."

[01:33] <Cap`n> "How... long have I been gone?"

[01:33] <Bob> "We've all been scared shitless for you!"

[01:33] <GreenSleevesMIA> "It's been a couple days, Captain."

[01:33] <Cap`n> "A.. couple?"

[01:34] <Bob> "Maybe more..."

[01:34] <Bob> "I'm not exactly sure how time flows here..."

[01:34] <GreenSleevesMIA> "Fuck if I'm ever sober enough to count."

[01:34] <Bob> [I need to stop breaking the 4th wall]

[01:35] <GreenSleevesMIA> "Listen Cap, everyone is worried about you, so why don't we all go back to the town to show that you're okay."

[01:35] <GreenSleevesMIA> "Then We'll come right back here and get smashed."

[01:35] <Bob> "Hey, maybe Coral can help us get there!"

[01:35] <GreenSleevesMIA> [my priorities are straight]

[01:36] <Bob> [>Straight]

[01:36] <GreenSleevesMIA> [Save cap, get smashed]

[01:36] <GreenSleevesMIA> [Word choice.]

[01:36] <Cap`n> High Tide seems to have trouble processing all this, until Coral is mentioned. "Hey... yeah, she'll know what day it is!"

[01:36] <Bob> [I guess that's your character m8]

[01:36] <GreenSleevesMIA> "Okay then, captain, when she isn't with you where does she go?"

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[01:38] <Cap`n> Tide thinks on that for a minute. "I... don't know, she usually says she needs to feed Mr. Slithers, and goes in one of the pools in the cave."

[01:38] <Cap`n> "I never bothered leaving the room I was in..."

[01:39] <Bob> "Well, maybe we can leave while Mr... Slithers... Is getting food!"

[01:39] <Bob> [WE HAVE TO GO BACK KATE]

[01:39] <GreenSleevesMIA> "You aren't really much of a help, Cap'n."

[01:40] <Bob> [>Miniventure | >Haven't even talked to seapone yet]

[01:40] <GreenSleevesMIA> "I'm not sure how deep we are, bob.

[01:40] <Bob> [Not complaining though, thanks Cap'n]

[01:40] <GreenSleevesMIA> "No telling we could make it all the way."

[01:40] <Bob> "It was your suggestion!"

[01:40] <GreenSleevesMIA> "Yeah, well I was desprate."

[01:40] <Cap`n> "Aw, heck, that's no problem! I'm a great swimmer!"

[01:41]  * Bob clings onto Cap'n "K.  Swim to 4cannon!"

[01:41] <GreenSleevesMIA> "You are, I know I'm not."

[01:42]  * Cap`n smiles at GreenSleeves and trots towards the surface of water. "Grab on, I'll find us a way out!"

[01:42] <GreenSleevesMIA> "Fuck..."

[01:42]  * Bob is already doing so but raises a hoof in a "CHARGE!" motion

[01:42]  * GreenSleevesMIA throws an arm(leg?) arround the captain.

[01:43] <Bob> "Aye, aye, Cap'n!  (Hue)"

[01:44] <GreenSleevesMIA> ( really need to sleep, are we almost wrapped up here?)

[01:44] <Bob> (I could minion for ya Green if I really need to.  Cap'n, booze, escape right?)

[01:45] <GreenSleevesMIA> (Lets just wait and see what he says)

[01:45] <Bob> [Of course!]

[01:46] <Cap`n> The Captain bends his legs in preparation to hop in, but just before he jumps, the cave echoes with the chillingly angry familiar voice of one of the sea ponies. "HIGH BRYAN-DAVID TIDE!" The Captain jolts and freezes, and the sudden start-and-stop sends the both of you tumbling into the water, startling the once-sleeping Mr. Slithers, that was just under the water line.

[01:46] <Cap`n> (it'll be over soon)

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[01:47] <GreenSleevesMIA> "FUCK!"

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[01:47]  * Bob flips his shit

[01:47] <GreenSleevesMIA> "FUCK FUCK FUCK!"

[01:48] <Bob> "... Hi, Coral!"

[01:48] <Cap`n> The both of you can roll for swimming as you thrash about with the confused and panicked Mr. Slithers, all while you can overhear Coral yelling at High Tide, like an angry girlfriend lectures a man.

[01:48] <GreenSleevesMIA> !roll 1d20

[01:48] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[01:48] <Cap`n> Because hoo boy did Mr. Slithers get spooked

[01:48] <Bob> !roll 1d20 for swimming while flipping shit

[01:48] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[01:50] <Bob> [Dang Green, have you had one good roll this session?]

[01:50] <Cap`n> So, here's what happens. A startled Mr. Slithers chase the both of you deeper in the water as you swim frantically. Of course, from your perspective it looks like the giant riversnake is trying to swallow you whole, and soon enough you both encounter some underwater tunnels, but this ends up splitting you up. Not done explaining.

[01:50] <GreenSleevesMIA> [That is how all sessions go for me]

[01:51] <Bob> [ ( ._.) ]

[01:51] <Cap`n> Bob, you swim like if Micheal Phelps was on crack, but by the time you make your way back to the surface, you are exhausted, and almost miss that you are outside the cave, on the river shore.

[01:52]  * Bob just realizes he is now on the river shore

[01:52] <Bob> "muh... 4cannon..."

[01:53] <Cap`n> Sleeves isn't as lucky. You swim after Bob, but come a tad too close and his hind hoof clonks you on the head, very quickly knocking you out cold. I can send you a private message once this is over.

[01:53]  * Bob has seen enough adventure tropes to see how the rescue mission may go

[01:54] <Cap`n> But for now, it is getting late and I might end it here so Bob can wash himself up on the shores of FourCannon to tell people in #FourCannonInn what you think may have happened

[01:54] <Bob> I AM FREE???

[01:54] <Bob> [Also Green can you pastebin this?  Think you're the only one with the entire log]

[01:54] <Cap`n> free to cause a shitstorm in the inn, yeah\

[01:55] <Bob> YAY!

[01:55] <Bob> Thanks, man

[01:55] <GreenSleevesMIA> Yeah I'll pastebin it.

[01:55] <Cap`n> thanks bruv

[01:55] <Bob> [See you guys!  It was fun!]

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