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Nova the short mare pony

By: GreenLight on Nov 6th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.51 KB  |  hits: 39  |  expires: Never
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  1. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uj0fwzpH7b
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  3.  Nova, the short-mare pony
  4. had some very small haunches.
  5. And if you ever saw them,
  6. you would even say damn, ho.
  7. All of the other ponies
  8. used to laugh and call her loli.
  9. They never let poor Nova
  10. shitpost in the main in peace!.
  11. Then one foggy FC Night
  12. Green Light came to say:
  13. "Ms. Flux what are you doin',
  14. Compound please, please don't listen!"
  15. Then all the ponies loved her
  16. as they shouted out with glee,
  17. Nova the short-mare pony,
  18. you'll go retcon history!
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