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- It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
- The regular crowd shuffles in
- There's a Booze Hound sitting next to me
- Making love to his tonic and gin
- He says, "Son can you play me a melody
- One for a zebra I knows
- But it's short and it's sweet
- And I knew it complete
- When I wore a bipedel's clothes"
- Sing us a song you're a pony now
- Sing us a song tonight
- Well we're all in the mood for a melody
- And you've got us feeling alright
- Now Gold at the bar is a friend of mine
- He gets me my drinks for free
- And he's quick with a joke or to prank on a bloke
- But there's someplace that he'd rather be
- He says, "Lights, I believe this is killing me"
- As a smile ran away from his face
- "Well, I'm sure that I could be a movie star
- If I could get out of this place"
- Now Bob was a doctor at the clinic
- He left before I could say hi
- But I think he's with High Tide, who died in a red tide
- And I hope he watches us with pride
- And Mary is practicing puppetry
- As her customers slowly get stoned
- Yes they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
- But it's better than drinking alone
- Sing us a song you're a pony now
- Sing us a song tonight
- Well we're all in the mood for a melody
- And you've got us feeling alright
- It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
- And the manager gives me a smile
- 'Cause he knows that it's me they've been coming to see
- To forget about life for a while
- And the piano is really noncannon
- And the microphone doesn't exsist
- But they sit at the bar and put bits in my jar
- And say "Man what are you doing here?"
- Sing us a song you're a pony now
- Sing us a song tonight
- Well we're all in the mood for a melody
- And you've got us feeling alright