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FC PianoMan Arrant/GL

By: GreenLight on Nov 5th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.68 KB  |  hits: 6  |  expires: Never
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  1. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jwb5XuW5Sc
  2.  
  3. It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
  4. The regular crowd shuffles in
  5. There's a Booze Hound sitting next to me
  6. Making love to his tonic and gin
  7.  
  8. He says, "Son can you play me a melody
  9. One for a zebra I knows
  10. But it's short and it's sweet
  11. And I knew it complete
  12. When I wore a bipedel's clothes"
  13.  
  14. Sing us a song you're a pony now
  15. Sing us a song tonight
  16. Well we're all in the mood for a melody
  17. And you've got us feeling alright
  18.  
  19. Now Gold at the bar is a friend of mine
  20. He gets me my drinks for free
  21. And he's quick with a joke or to prank on a bloke
  22. But there's someplace that he'd rather be
  23.  
  24. He says, "Lights, I believe this is killing me"
  25. As a smile ran away from his face
  26. "Well, I'm sure that I could be a movie star
  27. If I could get out of this place"
  28.  
  29. Now Bob was a doctor at the clinic
  30. He left before I could say hi
  31. But I think he's with High Tide, who died in a red tide
  32. And I hope he watches us with pride
  33.  
  34. And Mary is practicing puppetry
  35. As her customers slowly get stoned
  36. Yes they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
  37. But it's better than drinking alone
  38.  
  39. Sing us a song you're a pony now
  40. Sing us a song tonight
  41. Well we're all in the mood for a melody
  42. And you've got us feeling alright
  43.  
  44. It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
  45. And the manager gives me a smile
  46. 'Cause he knows that it's me they've been coming to see
  47. To forget about life for a while
  48.  
  49. And the piano is really noncannon
  50. And the microphone doesn't exsist
  51. But they sit at the bar and put bits in my jar
  52. And say "Man what are you doing here?"
  53.  
  54. Sing us a song you're a pony now
  55. Sing us a song tonight
  56. Well we're all in the mood for a melody
  57. And you've got us feeling alright