Day 11

Day 11

Today was shit. Somehow I was put in charge of an expedition to find the Cap'n. Me, Ruby, Arrant, Greensleeves, and Dr. Bob got on the raft and sailed to the spot of yesterday's event. Predictably, a sea pony showed up and caused quite a ruckus. She was singing that damn whale-like song. It was hypnotizing, but only got to Bob and Green Sleeves. Sleeves was already drunk off his ass. Due to the raft being bumped quite hard and the song I was in a daze, and in the mean time the sea pony took Bob and Green Sleeves. The sea pony then threatened to call Mr. Slithers back if we tried to fight. I ordered the remaining crew not to fight, much to their chagrin. The sea pony looked at me quite pleased, as if it were proud that I was smart enough. I don't know why she was surprised, I'd been on the raft the first time we were attacked. I fell in the water and the sea pony swam up to me and said "Hun, if you ever wanna see your husband again, bring me the one that blinded poor Mr. Slithers." (Why does everyone pair up me and Sleeves?!?!?!?) So she wanted Cherenov. I then mysteriously found myself back on the raft and ordered us to go home and regroup, again, much to the frustration of Ruby and Arrant. Back at the Inn, I told everyone what happened, and predictably, a clusterfuck ensued, and I came up with a rough plan on how to rescue everyone. After that I went home and to sleep. I feel like a complete piece of shit for leading an expedition that caused Sleeves and Bob to go missing, and then abandoned them all, including Captain… but what else was I gonna do? That snake would've easily killed us all, and then no one would be rescued. Still, the guilt consumes me.

 

Later that night, I woke up to news that Bob had escaped and made it back. He said the sea ponies wanted the male unicorns for sex. Then I went back to sleep.

 

…Oh yeah, and I finished my house earlier that morning. Like that matters now.