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Pleasures of a Software Pony (clop)

By: GraphiteAchasse on Nov 25th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.49 KB  |  hits: 44  |  expires: Never
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  1. ((You Are Anon))
  2.  
  3. >She rips the headphones off of your head
  4. "What gives!"
  5. >"I've been yelling at you for a few minutes that's all."
  6. >The creme colored pony stares up at you from the right of your chair
  7. "What do you want Jackie..."
  8. >Her eyes light up and you see a system log pop up
  9. >"Anon, it's been a while."
  10. "What? You wanna play? here. Just don't make me look like an idiot"
  11. >You hand her the headset
  12. >"That's quite alright Anon, You just demonstrated that"
  13. "What the hell do you want?!"
  14. >"Well, it's been a while, and I am uhm... Well, I just want to do something."
  15. >You stare at her blankly
  16. >Then stare at the clock
  17. >2 am
  18. "Go to bed"
  19. >"Gladly, I'll be waiting~" Jackie said with a wink
  20. "Oh..."
  21. >With that she walked out of the room, her long brown tail swishing behind her
  22. >Okay, she was right, you are being an idiot
  23. >But... you were in the middle of a game
  24. >Sex, or game, sex or game
  25. >Sonofabitch
  26. >If you don't go pleasure her sooner or later, you're going to deal with horny pony grabbing at your pants all day
  27. >If you leave your game, your buddies are going to flip shit
  28. >Sex... Game...
  29. >Screw the fucking game, it has been a while
  30. >Wait... Must dock ship!
  31. >You guide your ship into the nearest station after much ignored protest from friends
  32. >You close EVE online and shut down your computer
  33. >While stripping off your shirt, you walk into the bedroom
  34. >Jackie is hunched over a large pillow on your bed, her brown and white mane in her teeth
  35. >"So you decided to relieve me after all? Nice"
  36. "Yeah..."
  37. >"No stalling okay?"
  38. "Wh-What?"
  39. >"Just fuck me!"
  40. "What the hell Jackie, you in heat or something?"
  41. >"No~ Trust me Anon, No hesitating, do me~"
  42. "Good god, what the hell"
  43. >You strip down and hop on the bed
  44. "Jackie, come on, this is strange even for you"
  45. >"I'm starting to get a little pissed Anon, lick me and die"
  46. >Okay, that just made things even more awkward
  47. >Although, as awkward as it was, gazing at her displaying herself was still enough to
  48. get you up
  49. >Without another word you align your erect cock to her light pink marepussy and push in
  50. >Circuits and lights start to glow around that… area
  51. >A warm feeling creeps in on you, and get’s hotter
  52. >Okay so w-HOLYSHITOHMYGOD!
  53. >A feeling like nothing else shoots through you
  54. >Like an amazingly hot, almosy unbearable, never ending orgasm!
  55. “OH MY GOD JACKIE THIS IS AMAZING!~”
  56. >She is already too lost in pleasure to even notice what you said
  57. “What- nngh! Did you- ngguh~ Do?!”
  58. >“Ah!~ Just a little trick from that blue windows one~”
  59. >She must have downloaded it or something, this was the most amazing thing you have ever felt
  60. >Both of you became too lost in euphoria to even speak
  61. >Jackie’s whole body starts to glow and soon enough, your entire body feels like it is having one giant orgasm
  62. >You were probably screaming your head off at this point, but who the fuck cares?
  63. >You notice her body start to dim, the patterned circuits and designs eventually stop glowing
  64. >The pleasure is fading as well
  65. >It stops all together
  66. >You feel a loss of strength and collapse on top of her
  67. >…
  68. “Wow… that… I…”
  69. “It’s great… isn’t it, Anon?~”
  70. “The best- but… next time, I’m doing foreplay anyways.”
  71. >“Suit yourself~”
  72. >You see Jackie enter ‘:/ root# resume -p (Jackie/Library/startupitems/wavdirectory/Anon'sVoice) :/ root# suspend -h NOW ’  as a command and her eyes slowly close, a small sleep light on her chest lighting up
  73. >You fall asleep as well, not even wanting to know how she did that.