- ((You are Anon)
- >As the plane pitches down to land, turbulence starts and well… I think you can guess what happens
- >Mickey hurls into the bucket
- >Damnit, poor thing
- >After a couple more minutes the plane touches down and lands
- >You peer out the plane window
- >Seattle is much smaller than New York
- >It looks nice though
- >As long as the promise is held true, and you don't have to pay for all of this, then it's good
- >You step off the plane with Mickey
- >She still looks a tad sick and a bit embarrassed
- >Another limo pulls up and all of the owners and ponies get in
- >You get in as well
- >"Is there more of that good stuff in this one?"
- "Haven't you learned your lesson!?"
- >"We're not a plane anymore, Anon."
- "Mickey, no!"
- >"Fine, sheesh."
- >You start to chat with some of the other pony owners
- >A few minutes pass and the limo circles a huge mansion
- >A big, futuristic looking mansion, with huge glass walls and blue metal pillars
- >"Whoa! Is that where we're going?" Mickey asks, now in a much better mood
- >"That's the place!" Other Anon says happily "Good to be home."
- >The limo pulls up beside the massive mansion
- >The doors open
- >You get out of the limo and follow the crowd of people and ponies to the main doors
- >You are actually feeling quite nervous at the moment
- >You have no idea what the hell is behind those doors
- >Nothing bad you presume
- >But then again, nobody else knows either
- >Jackie walks up the door and a scanner scans her in less than a second
- >The large tinted glass doors open inward
- >You again, follow the crowd as they enter the large mansion
- >Then, you are met with something you thought you would never see
- >Ponies, ponies everywhere
- >hundreds, maybe thousands of Ai ponies, flying around, running around
- >Moving in and out of different rooms throughout the mansion
- >All of them are Linux distributions!
- >"What you see here is a pony representing every publicly released Linux Distribution." Other Anon Says
- >"Did you create them?" Mickey asks
- >"They created themselves and I take care of them." He replies
- >"As you can see we have an abundance of them, but no other types, that is why we have brought you here." He says
- >"Your ponies can combine software with these Linux ponies, and create endless possibilities. We could maybe even eventually cure cancer with the amount of power withheld inside these ponies. As I said earlier, your entire stay here will be paid for you and by completing this, we will pay for you to live here."
- "Wait… What?!"

