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Mickey Pt.9

By: GraphiteAchasse on Dec 10th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.46 KB  |  hits: 30  |  expires: Never
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  1. ((You are Anon)
  2.  
  3. >As the plane pitches down to land, turbulence starts and well… I think you can guess what happens
  4. >Mickey hurls into the bucket
  5. >Damnit, poor thing
  6. >After a couple more minutes the plane touches down and lands
  7. >You peer out the plane window
  8. >Seattle is much smaller than New York
  9. >It looks nice though
  10. >As long as the promise is held true, and you don't have to pay for all of this, then it's good
  11. >You step off the plane with Mickey
  12. >She still looks a tad sick and a bit embarrassed
  13. >Another limo pulls up and all of the owners and ponies get in
  14. >You get in as well
  15. >"Is there more of that good stuff in this one?"
  16. "Haven't you learned your lesson!?"
  17. >"We're not a plane anymore, Anon."
  18. "Mickey, no!"
  19. >"Fine, sheesh."
  20. >You start to chat with some of the other pony owners
  21. >A few minutes pass and the limo circles a huge mansion
  22. >A big, futuristic looking mansion, with huge glass walls and blue metal pillars
  23. >"Whoa! Is that where we're going?" Mickey asks, now in a much better mood
  24. >"That's the place!" Other Anon says happily "Good to be home."
  25. >The limo pulls up beside the massive mansion
  26. >The doors open
  27. >You get out of the limo and follow the crowd of people and ponies to the main doors
  28. >You are actually feeling quite nervous at the moment
  29. >You have no idea what the hell is behind those doors
  30. >Nothing bad you presume
  31. >But then again, nobody else knows either
  32. >Jackie walks up the door and a scanner scans her in less than a second
  33. >The large tinted glass doors open inward
  34. >You again, follow the crowd as they enter the large mansion
  35. >Then, you are met with something you thought you would never see
  36. >Ponies, ponies everywhere
  37. >hundreds, maybe thousands of Ai ponies, flying around, running around
  38. >Moving in and out of different rooms throughout the mansion
  39. >All of them are Linux distributions!
  40. >"What you see here is a pony representing every publicly released Linux Distribution." Other Anon Says
  41. >"Did you create them?" Mickey asks
  42. >"They created themselves and I take care of them." He replies
  43. >"As you can see we have an abundance of them, but no other types, that is why we have brought you here." He says
  44. >"Your ponies can combine software with these Linux ponies, and create endless possibilities. We could maybe even eventually cure cancer with the amount of power withheld inside these ponies. As I said earlier, your entire stay here will be paid for you and by completing this, we will pay for you to live here."
  45. "Wait… What?!"