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Mickey Pt.7

By: GraphiteAchasse on Sep 30th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.57 KB  |  hits: 38  |  expires: Never
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  1. ((You are Mickey))
  2.  
  3. >Okay, so you are feeling a little tipsy, but that's fine, right?
  4. >Anon sits down in his seat
  5. >You climb on top of his lap
  6. >People around you are congratulating you and Anon
  7. >You then realize, there are five other people with ponies on the plane!
  8. >Oh my god!
  9. >Opera, Safari, Torch, Chrome, and Firefox
  10. "Anon! I'm gonna go meet those guys okay?"
  11. >He just looks at you, amused
  12. "I'm not drunk Anon."
  13. >"You sure sound like it."
  14. >Come to think of it, you haven't been paying much attention to your voice
  15. >Oh well
  16. >You get off of Anon's lap and trot over to Opera and Safari, who were sitting next to each other
  17. "Hi there! Nice to meetcha!" You say in the cheeriest voice possible
  18. >"Oh hey! So your the Audacity one huh?" Opera piped up
  19. "Yep! The name's Mickey."
  20. >"Mickey? Nice name, mine's Pepsi."
  21. >"And Mine's Saffire." The Safari pony added
  22. "Wow! I can't believe I am meeting all of these ponies! This is so awesome!"
  23. >You then realize, all of the other ponies on the plane represent browsers
  24. >There is every proprietary browser... except for Internet Explorer
  25. "You wouldn't happen to know if there is an I.E. pony, would you?"
  26. >"Oh, Ivy? Oh yeah, we knew her well. Sad to say we have no idea where she is though." Saffire said sadly
  27. >"Yep, we actually worked together, all six of us. Some may find it hard to believe but, we just may be the first Ai ponies." Said Pepsi
  28. "Oh, maybe we should just give it time! I mean, we all popped out at different times."
  29. >"Yes but you see, even though this a terrible way to think about it, the reason we are here now, and not still in the computers is because of some bug. Because the occurrences have suddenly stopped now, I don't know if we'll ever see her again." Pepsi explained
  30. "Th-that's so sad."
  31. >You feel yourself tearing up a little
  32. >"Don't be sad Mickey. You got us! Oh, and the big surprise later." Saffire said with a grin
  33. "Surprise?"
  34. >"You mean you don't even know what happened?"
  35. "Uh... no."
  36. >"Well allow me to give you a quick run-down. Some rich guy in a mansion with a whole bunch of servers had a pony outbreak just a couple days ago. They said that every Linux distribution Popped out of those things!" Saffire said, excited
  37. >Your mouth hung open
  38. >Took you a while to realize that
  39. >"Do I smell... alcohol in your breath?" Pepsi asked
  40. "Uhm, Yes."
  41. >"Ohhh, so we have a party girl, do we?" She said with a smirk
  42. "Oh I don't know about that."
  43. >"Well, you should get to meet the others while you can. You are going to be meeting hundreds of ponies in just a couple hours."
  44. "Will do Pepsi! See you guys later!"
  45. >So you move on to talk to Torch
  46. >Wait a minute
  47. >She was asleep in the seat next to her owner, on top of a gaming laptop, with a headset on
  48. "Oh uh, Is she alright?"
  49. >"She's just tired is all, hasn't slept in a couple days. The call was short notice." The man said
  50. "Oh okay, I'll talk you later then."
  51. >And with that you saw Chrome and Firefox arguing about something
  52. >You trot over to them and introduce yourself
  53. >"Oh hey! Mickey is it?"
  54. "Righto! and you are?"
  55. >"I'm Chromia, and this is Kindle!" Chromia said while wrapping a hoof around Kindle
  56. >You realize Kindle's mane and tail are lit with a Dark red flame
  57. "Doesn't that hurt?!"
  58. >"Hey, you can write software for anything, you want it?"
  59. "Uh, sure?"
  60. >And with that Chromia jumped off of her seat and started smooching you, just like Jackie did
  61. >Okay, so that's two kisses tonight, maybe this could be a game or something
  62. >You involuntarily blush
  63. >Chromia notices
  64. >"New to this? Haha!" She asks with a chuckle
  65. "Sort of." You say sheepishly
  66. >"Don't worry, it doesn't mean anything unless you truly want it to." She says, amused
  67. >"Oh and there will be some meaningful stuff we'll want to introduce you to, heh." Kindle mumbled
  68. >"Sssh!"
  69. >Odd...
  70. >"Hey, sit and chat with us for a while will ya?" Kindle Said
  71. "Yes! Of course!"
  72. >So as you start talking to the two of them, the alcohol starts to turn on you
  73. >"You okay there Mickey?" Chromia asks
  74. "Urp, yeah, I'll be fine."
  75. >"I'll whip something up for you."
  76. >Chromia's eyes light up and you see text and code fly through them faster than ever
  77. >"That should do it. Now move over here~" She said, eagerly
  78. >She locked lips with you again and threw another file into you
  79. >But even after the file was finished, she still played
  80. >You push her away
  81. "I- I think it's done and. Oh! My stomach, it's... I feels fine now!"
  82. >"Amazing isn't it? Pretty soon we will be so built up, we'll be indestructible!" Kindle exclaimed
  83. "I'll say. Thanks a lot."
  84. >"No problem!"
  85. >You continue chatting with the two browser ponies.