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Mickey Pt.5

By: GraphiteAchasse on Sep 19th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.52 KB  |  hits: 49  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You and Mickey walk into the store
  2. >Instantly, there are people chattering away in every direction
  3. >You ignore all of the people and proceed to search
  4. "What'll you eat?"
  5. >"Anything really, as long as it's not meat."
  6. "Hmm, okay."
  7. >You pick up a shopping basket and go to the soup section
  8. >You stuff a dozen packages of Ramen in the basket
  9. >"Noodles?"
  10. "Yes... Is that a problem?"
  11. >"Not at all."
  12. >You continue down the store and grab a bottle of Pepsi
  13. >"Oh! Pepsi! I know her."
  14. "What are you talking about?"
  15. >"Oh, Nothing. Just an old friend."
  16. >Old friend... Strange
  17. >You pick up a box of cereal and go to the checkout
  18. >"Ohhh! Look at the cute little pony! What's your name?" The cashier says in delight
  19. >"Mickey!" She responds cheerfully
  20. "Does everybody know about these ponies?"
  21. >"Oh yes, someone just come in here with two of them!"
  22. "What? Really?!"
  23. >"Yep, a blue one and a white one if I remember correctly."
  24. "Uh wow. I didn't know there were more here."
  25. >You purchase your items and pick up the bags
  26. >"Have a nice day!"
  27. >You nod, smile, and walk back to the truck with Mickey
  28. >"Anon! Anon! Did you hear that? There are more ponies here!"
  29. "I know... It's really amazing."
  30. >"Can we see them? Please?"
  31. "Well... I have no idea where they live, or who they even are."
  32. >"Please Anon?"
  33. "Okay... I will see what I can do."
  34. >You drive back to the underground parking lot and take your groceries into the elevator
  35. >Mickey starts giggling again
  36. >So cute
  37. >You both walk into the apartment
  38. "I'm hungry, wanna eat something now?"
  39. >"Oh my gosh, Yes!"
  40. >Well now you know what was on her mind
  41. >You cook up a few packages of ramen
  42. >"Smells good Anon!" She yells from the couch
  43. >What is she doing over there anyways?
  44. >You pour the Ramen into a bowl for her
  45. >You decide to just eat out of the pot
  46. >You walk back to the couch
  47. >She is on your laptop
  48. >She is literally on top of the laptop
  49. "W-... what are you doing?"
  50. >"Looking for a place to plug in... I might need a male to male for this."
  51. >You look at her, confused
  52. >"A cable."
  53. "Oh, okay."
  54. >You remember reading something about these ponies being able to connect to devices and such
  55. "Well, we need to eat."
  56. >You set the bowl down on the table in front of the couch
  57. >She stares and it
  58. >She stares at you
  59. >She stares at the bowl again
  60. >She stares at you
  61. >You twirl a forkful noodles and hold it in front of her
  62. >She opens her mouth
  63. >You stuff the noodles in her mouth
  64. >The noodles just hang there out of her closed mouth, dripping
  65. >She is staring at you now with this wide-eyed expression
  66. "Gaahh! I can't take it anymore! Why are you so fucking cute?!"
  67. >"fmph."
  68. "Chew."
  69. >She chews the noodles
  70. "Swallow."
  71. >She sucks back the noodles and makes a gulp noise
  72. "I don't get it, you ate the sandwich just fine."
  73. >"The noodles were hot."
  74. "Oh..."
  75. >She wipes her face on the couch
  76. >Eeeehh whatever
  77. >She then stuffs her face into the bowl and starts slurping down the noodles
  78. >"Anon that was-"
  79. >She is cut off by a loud, but rather feminine burp
  80. >"Oh, uh, sorry about that... That was great Anon."
  81. >You are still laughing at her
  82. >She starts to laugh as well
  83. >You give her a huge hug
  84. >"Even though I've only known you a day, I think it's safe to say you're my best friend, Anon."
  85. "You too."
  86. >You don't really have many friends
  87. >You don't really have time to make friends
  88. >Mickey has been nothing but a bundle of joy
  89. >If she is going to be with you for the rest of your life, of course she'll be your best friend
  90. >Rest of your life...
  91. >Wow
  92. >Questions start attacking your brain again
  93. >You have been hugging Mickey for about a minute now
  94. >You release her
  95. >The rest of the day was filled with conversation and life stories
  96. >Her life inside your laptop sounded really boring
  97. >You thought it would be a bit more interesting
  98. >She seemed fascinated with yours though
  99. >Finally, there is some silence
  100. >She yawns and collapses on her belly
  101. >"I'm... tired."
  102. "Yeah me too. I guess we should get some rest."
  103. >"Where's the bed?"
  104. "Excuse me?"
  105. >"Where. Is. The. Bed."
  106. "Uhm... in my room. Aren't you going to sleep on the couch?"
  107. >She wraps her front legs around you and squeezes
  108. >"No."
  109. >You smile and pick her up
  110. >You walk into your room and put her down on the bed
  111. >She does a cute squeaky yawn and sprawls out on the bed
  112. >She then spreads her wings across the bed
  113. "I need somewhere to sleep as well."
  114. >"Oh, sorry Anon."
  115. >She folds her wings back to her sides and presses her muzzle into the pillow
  116. >You shuffle under the covers
  117. >She quickly falls asleep, snoring into the pillow
  118. >What a day...