- ((You are still Anon))
- >You still feel like crap for what you did earlier
- >Even though her tactless, hyperactive attitude ticks you off
- >There is only one attitude YOU can change
- >Just look at that adorable thing, snoozing on the couch
- >She's worth it
- >But how the hell did you end up with her?
- >You decide to keep reading about this Ai pony stuff
- >Wow, this entire article is kinda like a big users manual
- >Shit! Don't think of it like that
- >You look at your laptops clock
- >2:20pm
- >Damn, you really slept
- >It's not exactly balmy in the room
- >20 degrees
- >You walk into your room and grab a blanket for Mickey
- >You come back to the couch and pull the blanket over top of the snoring pony
- >The broken speaker is still laying on the floor near the door
- >You decide to go examine it
- >The inside just looks like a plain old destroyed speaker
- >Nothing special about it
- >You feel breath on the back of your neck
- "Holy shit!"
- >Mickey was sitting right beside your feet, staring at you
- >"What's up Anon?"
- "Uh… you- I thought- you were… sleeping?"
- >"I was! Do you want me to sleep some more? I can do that if you'd like."
- "Uh, no, that's fine."
- >"Watcha up to?"
- "Nothing in particular."
- >"Well let's get out of here!"
- "What?"
- >"Let's go do something Anon!"
- "Ugh, no, I really just want to hang in here today."
- >"But but but… Anooooooon! I wanna do something! It's so boring seeing everything from inside there!"
- "Mickey…"
- >She hops up on her hind legs and puts her hooves on your stomach
- >"Please Anon."
- >She gives you the cutest, most desperate innocent face ever
- >Aw fuck
- "Fine, I have to go shopping for you anyway I guess."
- >"Yay! Thank you Anon! Thank you thank you thank you thank you!"
- >She was bouncing around the room joyfully
- >Then a million thoughts rushed through your head again
- >If you take her with you…
- >People will stare at you
- >People will stare at her
- >People will want to pet her
- >People will judge
- >People will want photos
- >People will want to kidnap her
- >People will want to kill her
- >People will want to eat her…
- >People…
- >Annnnddd there goes reality again
- >"Anon?… Anon? Anon are you okay? Anon? Anon don't pass out. Anon? Are we going? Anon are we going? Anon?"
- >She jumps up and hovers in your face with those big wings
- >You snap out of your mindfuck
- "Oh, uh, those wings do work. I was going to ask you about those."
- >"Yeppers! And don't worry about a thing Anon, No one will be able to harm me in any way."
- >How did she…
- >Wait, a thought came to mind
- >If she can fly, she can hover out of peoples reach
- >Perfect
- "Alright, let's go Mickey."
- >"Woo!"
- >The both of you walk out the door
- >You lock up and walk to the elevator
- >As the elevator goes down, Mickey starts giggling uncontrollably
- "What's so funny?"
- >"It feels funny! And I am happy."
- >Now normally, you would scowl and groan at this behaviour
- >She is acting like a child, and you can't stand children
- >But after that incident just a little bit ago, you feel like you are warming up to her now
- >I mean, you're going to need to
- >You and Mickey walk out of the elevator and to your truck
- >“So this is what you use to get around, huh?”
- “Yeah… I need a truck for my speakers.”
- >Ugh, speakers
- >If you don’t get paid tonight, you won’t be able to DJ at the club tomorrow night >and the speakers probably won’t even be fixed by then
- >You open the passenger door for mickey
- >You climb into the drivers seat
- >You noticed Mickey start to shake again
- “You alright?”
- >“Yes, I am just really excited.”
- >You laugh
- >You drive out of the underground lot and onto the street
- >You keep driving until you hit a Trader Joes (Not literally but… y’know)
- >“Is this the place?”
- “Yeah, this is it.”
- >“Oh boy oh boy! I can’t wait!”
- >She presses her face against the car window as you pull into a parking spot
- >You can’t ever remember anyone being this excited about shopping
- >You get out and open the door for her
- >She tumbles out of the car ungracefully
- >Goddamnit
- “You alright?”
- >“A hundred and one percent, Anon!” She says, shaking her head a bit
- >As you walk to the store, everything you expected to happen, happens
- >“Oh my goodness! Look at the cute little pony! My, you are a very fortunate man. I’ve been reading about these little beauties. Aw come here precious!”
- >A middle aged woman with some groceries was already trying to cuddle Mickey
- >Mickey instantly backed up
- >“Not today ma’am! Anon here is being a stick in the shit! Haha!”
- >You turn and glare at her
- >She is holding back a million laughs
- >“Oh! Oh my… alright then, you two have fun.”
- “I don’t even…”
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