- >A hoof pops and starts feeling around the speaker
- >Okay, someone definitely slipped something into your drink
- >You see the speaker start to move again
- >"Son of a bitch! It's tight in here!"
- >Oh great, speakers can talk now
- >At this point, you're contemplating on whether to cower and fear and climb into bed, or just watch this happen...
- >You take another sip of your beer
- >You then see a small head poke out from inside the speaker
- >You spit the small mouthful of beer
- >A bright orange pegasus pony with a darker orange mane and tail climbs out of the speaker
- "Aw come on! What kind of drug is this?!"
- >She stares at you blankly
- >"A drug? Oh I get it... I'm no drug Anon, I'm the real deal, I can assure you that."
- "How the fuck do you know my name?"
- >"Aw c'mon Anon! Don't act like ya don't know me! We do stuff all the time."
- "I don't know I don't know you I don't know you, this is all a hallucination."
- >Just don't think about it, don't talk to it, and it will go away
- >"Anon, you don't look so great."
- >Your vision starts to go blurry just as she says that
- >You feel yourself falling
- >Falling... 'THUD'
- ...
- >Oh god
- >You wake up blearily
- >It feels like someone has smashed you over the head with a two by four multiple times
- >The previous events start to come back to you
- >Sheesh, you gotta be more careful at nightclubs
- >Your covered in your bed sheets and blanket
- >That's... odd
- >You roll over and see that same pony
- >She is laying beside you, sleeping, her head on one hoof, making adorable little snores
- >For a moment the 'D'aww' takes over
- >But, shit, that was no fucking drug
- "Who are you, what are you? And how did you get her?" you mumble to yourself
- >It was then that you remember seeing something about these ponies on the news a little while ago
- >You remember a cute little blue pony
- >You remember how they treated her
- >How they locked her up like a zoo animal
- >You know about the My Little Pony craze, but you were never involved with it in any way
- >And now, you have an incredibly cute little pony in your condo, peacefully sleeping
- >You try to clear your mind of all the questions, buzzing around, making you anxious
- >You reach out your hand, and touch her mane. It's smooth as fuck
- >You run your hand down her neck, and across her back
- >Your arm brushes her wing
- >Her eyes flutter open slowly
- >You draw your hand back
- >She stares up at you, expectantly, her head still on her hoof
- >"Why did you stop?" She asks quietly
- >You continue to stroke her smooth mane
- >Her eyes close again, as she lets out a small coo
- >You don't even like ponies, but for some reason your heart just feels like it's about to melt
- >The questions race back into your head
- >Your stroking pace picks up
- >Her eyes open again
- >Way to ruin the moment fucktard...
- >She stands up and stretches
- >You watch as her front hooves press outwards, then her wings unfurl as she arcs her back
- >Wow, what a beautiful... creature
- >"How are you feeling, Anon?" She says in a voice unusually cheery than any other you have heard first thing in the morning
- "Uh, fine I guess."
- >"You seemed pretty confused last night."
- "Still am."
- >You notice some sort of marking on her butt
- >It's the audacity symbol
- >"Anon? My face is over here."
- >You look and notice she is blushing a little
- >hnnggg
- "Uh yeah."
- >"Last night for some reason I was pulled out of your computer, I don't know why, but all I was doing was hiding under that one dance beat you never use."
- "Whoa whoa whoa slow down, you lived in my computer?"
- >"I always lived in there! From the moment I left the server. Anon, you need mental help."
- "Shut up and get to the point..."
- >"That's pretty much all, but let me give you a refresh. You used me pretty much every day for your music stuff, life was good and all, living it day by day, watching you browse the internet, and then I got shoved out of your blasted computer."
- >You get up and slide your laptop out of your bag
- >You open it up and look at your desktop shortcuts
- >Audacity is gone
- >You look through your windows start
- >Still gone
- >You look through your programs
- >There is no fucking sign of Audacity anywhere
- >Not only that, but every fucking audacity file is gone
- >There is also no sign of it ever being used in your laptops system log
- >"Do you get it now Anon?" She says as she stares up at you with a small smirk

