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Mickey Pt.2

By: GraphiteAchasse on Sep 11th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.30 KB  |  hits: 50  |  expires: Never
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  1. >A hoof pops and starts feeling around the speaker
  2. >Okay, someone definitely slipped something into your drink
  3. >You see the speaker start to move again
  4. >"Son of a bitch! It's tight in here!"
  5. >Oh great, speakers can talk now
  6. >At this point, you're contemplating on whether to cower and fear and climb into bed, or just watch this happen...
  7. >You take another sip of your beer
  8. >You then see a small head poke out from inside the speaker
  9. >You spit the small mouthful of beer
  10. >A bright orange pegasus pony with a darker orange mane and tail climbs out of the speaker
  11. "Aw come on! What kind of drug is this?!"
  12. >She stares at you blankly
  13. >"A drug? Oh I get it... I'm no drug Anon, I'm the real deal, I can assure you that."
  14. "How the fuck do you know my name?"
  15. >"Aw c'mon Anon! Don't act like ya don't know me! We do stuff all the time."
  16. "I don't know I don't know you I don't know you, this is all a hallucination."
  17. >Just don't think about it, don't talk to it, and it will go away
  18. >"Anon, you don't look so great."
  19. >Your vision starts to go blurry just as she says that
  20. >You feel yourself falling
  21. >Falling... 'THUD'
  22.  
  23. ...
  24.  
  25. >Oh god
  26. >You wake up blearily
  27. >It feels like someone has smashed you over the head with a two by four multiple times
  28. >The previous events start to come back to you
  29. >Sheesh, you gotta be more careful at nightclubs
  30. >Your covered in your bed sheets and blanket
  31. >That's... odd
  32. >You roll over and see that same pony
  33. >She is laying beside you, sleeping, her head on one hoof, making adorable little snores
  34. >For a moment the 'D'aww' takes over
  35. >But, shit, that was no fucking drug
  36. "Who are you, what are you? And how did you get her?" you mumble to yourself
  37. >It was then that you remember seeing something about these ponies on the news a little while ago
  38. >You remember a cute little blue pony
  39. >You remember how they treated her
  40. >How they locked her up like a zoo animal
  41. >You know about the My Little Pony craze, but you were never involved with it in any way
  42. >And now, you have an incredibly cute little pony in your condo, peacefully sleeping
  43. >You try to clear your mind of all the questions, buzzing around, making you anxious
  44. >You reach out your hand, and touch her mane. It's smooth as fuck
  45. >You run your hand down her neck, and across her back
  46. >Your arm brushes her wing
  47. >Her eyes flutter open slowly
  48. >You draw your hand back
  49. >She stares up at you, expectantly, her head still on her hoof
  50. >"Why did you stop?" She asks quietly
  51. >You continue to stroke her smooth mane
  52. >Her eyes close again, as she lets out a small coo
  53. >You don't even like ponies, but for some reason your heart just feels like it's about to melt
  54. >The questions race back into your head
  55. >Your stroking pace picks up
  56. >Her eyes open again
  57. >Way to ruin the moment fucktard...
  58. >She stands up and stretches
  59. >You watch as her front hooves press outwards, then her wings unfurl as she arcs her back
  60. >Wow, what a beautiful... creature
  61. >"How are you feeling, Anon?" She says in a voice unusually cheery than any other you have heard first thing in the morning
  62. "Uh, fine I guess."
  63. >"You seemed pretty confused last night."
  64. "Still am."
  65. >You notice some sort of marking on her butt
  66. >It's the audacity symbol
  67. >"Anon? My face is over here."
  68. >You look and notice she is blushing a little
  69. >hnnggg
  70. "Uh yeah."
  71. >"Last night for some reason I was pulled out of your computer, I don't know why, but all I was doing was hiding under that one dance beat you never use."
  72. "Whoa whoa whoa slow down, you lived in my computer?"
  73. >"I always lived in there! From the moment I left the server. Anon, you need mental help."
  74. "Shut up and get to the point..."
  75. >"That's pretty much all, but let me give you a refresh. You used me pretty much every day for your music stuff, life was good and all, living it day by day, watching you browse the internet, and then I got shoved out of your blasted computer."
  76. >You get up and slide your laptop out of your bag
  77. >You open it up and look at your desktop shortcuts
  78. >Audacity is gone
  79. >You look through your windows start
  80. >Still gone
  81. >You look through your programs
  82. >There is no fucking sign of Audacity anywhere
  83. >Not only that, but every fucking audacity file is gone
  84. >There is also no sign of it ever being used in your laptops system log
  85. >"Do you get it now Anon?" She says as she stares up at you with a small smirk