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Java Pone Pt.9

By: GraphiteAchasse on Aug 22nd, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.86 KB  |  hits: 48  |  expires: Never
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  1. ((You are Jackie))
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  4. >You wake up to find Anon still sleeping
  5. >Why is Anon still sleeping?
  6. >Wait! This is perfect!
  7. >You are going to set out on your journey alone
  8. >But, what if Anon wakes up?
  9. >Ah, no matter
  10. >Even if he does wake up, he’s too scared to go anywhere
  11. >You carefully wiggle out of bed
  12. >Anon’s keys… where are Anon’s keys
  13. >You stuff your face in his pants pocket from yesterday
  14. >No luck
  15. >Oh well, your not gonna need them anyway
  16. >You’ll just knock
  17. >Just as you are about to walk out the door, you sniff Anon’s pants one more time
  18. >You awkwardly turn the door knob with your hooves and open the door
  19. >You shrink down to mouse size again and exit the apartment
  20. >You rush down the city streets
  21. >You see a crowd of people walk by
  22. >You’re not small enough!
  23. >You need to zip smaller
  24. >There is a downside though
  25. >The more you compress, the stupider you get
  26. >You compress as much as you can without becoming a braindead zombie
  27. >You are about the size of a keyboard key now
  28. >You run as fast as you can through the streets
  29. >This isn’t getting you anywhere. You’re too tiny!
  30. >You decide to risk jumping in a car wheel
  31. >You pick a car going in the right direction and jump
  32. >Oh gawd you just want this to end
  33. >The wheel going round and round is making you want to puke
  34. >You see a blue figure running down the sidewalk!
  35. >Hold up! You jump out of the wheel and faceplant
  36. >You decompress a little bit and run after the blue figure
  37. >As you get closer to it, you can see that by no mistake, it’s the pony in the article
  38. “Hey! Heeeeyy! Over here!”
  39. >The blue pony stops and looks behind her
  40. >She briskly trots up to you
  41. “Hey there!”
  42. >“Sshh! There’s no time to talk! They’re after me!”
  43. >You pretty much know what she means
  44. >You could probably outrun her by a longshot. She is just a filly!
  45. >You fully unzip and look around
  46. >“Whao! You’re a big one!”
  47. “Get on my back!”
  48. >The small blue filly jumps on your back without hesitation
  49. “Don’t worry! I have a safe place for you!”
  50. >You run back to Anon’s apartment as fast as your hooves can carry you, trying to take as many side-streets or alleyways as possible
  51. >You finally arrive
  52. “Just stay quiet!” You caution the filly as you slide her off your back
  53. >You bang on Anon’s door as hard as you can
  54. >The door swings open in less than a second
  55. >“Jackie! Oh my god I thought I lost you!”
  56. >Anon grabs you and hugs you tightly
  57. >“Aaannddd company?!” He sounded confused and excited
  58. >You shuffle the blue filly in and close the door
  59. “I guess I have some explaining to do.”
  60. >You and Anon sit down in the living room
  61. >You motion for the filly to follow
  62. “So tell us about yourself!”
  63. >You could tell that Anon was as excited as you were
  64. >“Well, my name is Winnie! But my owner called me ‘Eight’ I am a software pony like you, uh, Jackie.”
  65. >It was then that you noticed the windows 8 symbol on her flank
  66. >“Well, nice to meet you Winnie!
  67. “Wait, previous owner?”
  68. >“I’m gonna go get everyone a cup of coffee.” Anon said as he walked out of the room
  69. “So you had a previous owner?”
  70. >“Yes but… He seemed so unwilling, and something… happened.”
  71. “Oh?”
  72. >Anon came back with three cups of coffee
  73. >He was already drinking his
  74. “What happened Winnie?”
  75. >“I would really rather not talk about it.”
  76. “Oh come on! We are pretty much the only people in the world you can trust now.”
  77. >“Okay… if you really want to know… MY OWNER CUT HIS DICK OFF AND I GOT FREAKED OUT AND RAN AWAY!”
  78. >Anon spewed his coffee everywhere
  79. >Winnie started to cry a bit
  80. >“There wasn’t anyone following you right?!” Anon said nervously
  81. “Don’t worry, we were careful.”
  82. >Anon looked stressed, but really excited
  83. “You okay Anon?”
  84. >“I- I don’t know. A lot is happening. It’s happening way too fast.”
  85. “We can work out a plan.”
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