- ((You are Jackie))
- >You are insanely excited about going with Anon
- >What will it be like?
- >What will you see?
- >So many things
- >Anon holds you in his palm, while carrying you out to his car
- >“Here we are! It’s nothing special. It does what I need it to do.
- >You scan the car with your snappy little eyes
- >A red 2009 Hyundai Accent
- >Anon unlocks the car and gets inside
- >He puts you down in the passenger seat
- >You promptly unzip and fill up the seat
- “I think it’s safe now.”
- >“I guess so.”
- >Anon starts the car
- >You watch his every move
- >He steps on the gas and drives away from the apartment
- >“Shit! I forgot my iPod!”
- “What do you need an iPod for?”
- >“Music.”
- “Don’t you have music on your phone?”
- >“Nope, my phone doesn’t have any music, I use my iPod for that.”
- “I can be your iPod.”
- >Anon just looks at you funny, and then you see realization hit him
- >“Knock yourself out.” He says as he hands you an auxiliary cable that is attached to the car
- >You stuff it in your mouth and begin to shuffle up some music
- >Silicone Lube, by Feed Me starts to play
- >“I freaking love this song.”
- >You give it a bit of a listen
- “I like it too.”
- >After about ten minutes of driving, you reach a large mall with a supermarket
- >You zip again and leap onto Anon’s leg
- >Anon picks you up and tucks you under his coat
- >He enters the store and begins to search for the works... well… the works of his apartment anyway
- >You begin to get bored, being tucked away under his coat
- >You download a map of the mall and start to look it over
- >Oh! Would you look at that. There is a computer store in the mall
- >It’s called NCIX
- “Oh cool! Anon needs a new computer!” You say to yourself
- >You decide that it would be a good to investigate while you’re tiny
- >You squirm out from inside his coat, drop to the floor, and begin to navigate through the mall
- >He doesn’t even notice you!
- >You scurry away, finding little places to hide in so people won’t see you
- >You finally find the computer store!
- >You walk inside and look around at all of the towering desks above you
- >You can’t get a good view on any of the computers
- >You decide it would be okay to unzip for just a little bit behind some of the computers to see some of them
- >Poof! You are back to normal pony size
- >You get on your hind legs and stare at the contents on one of the long desks
- >To your left is a 27.5 inch iMac, completely maxed out… $4,199
- >To your right, you see an Alienware Aurora ALX also maxed out… $5,299
- >Suddenly someone turns the corner
- >Tall man in a T-shirt and shorts
- >Immediately, his eyes fix on you
- >You feel like you are going to panic
- >You back up
- >The man makes a surprised face and follows you
- >You turn and dart, galloping through the computer store
- >The man begins to run after you
- >You hear shrieks of surprise
- >People start to crowd the exit
- >“Oh my gosh! It’s a cute little pony!” You hear someone shout
- >You stop dead and turn around, hoping to find another exit
- >People are closing in from every direction
- ((You are Anon))
- >You reach under your coat to check how Jackie is doing
- >Wait, where is Jackie?
- “Jackie?”
- >You start checking your coat pockets
- >No luck
- >Instantly, panic takes over
- >You can’t call for her, because that would blow everything
- >You retrace your steps and run up and down the store aisles
- >She is nowhere in the store
- >You try to stop panicking and think it out
- >Where would she have gone?
- >Hmmm, she is a computer pony… maybe she went the computer store?
- >You leave your basket of groceries on the ground and take off into the mall to the computer store
- >You are met with a huge crowd of people gathering in the center of the store
- >Oh… Shit…
- >You shove as hard as you can through the crowd
- >“Anon!” She screams as she spots you
- >Her now discovered speech started making the crowd go even more nuts
- >You immediately grab her and hoist her over your shoulders
- “Leave her alone!” You bellow at the top of your lungs at the crowd
- >Everyone shuts the fuck up for a moment and backs up, still staring at the pony
- >Then, conversation starts again
- >“I can’t believe there is another one!” A female voice blurts out
- >“This is incredible!” Another voice declares

