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Java Pone Pt.7

By: GraphiteAchasse on Aug 12th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.25 KB  |  hits: 45  |  expires: Never
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  1. ((You are Jackie))
  2.  
  3.  
  4. >You are insanely excited about going with Anon
  5. >What will it be like?
  6. >What will you see?
  7. >So many things
  8. >Anon holds you in his palm, while carrying you out to his car
  9. >“Here we are! It’s nothing special. It does what I need it to do.
  10. >You scan the car with your snappy little eyes
  11. >A red 2009 Hyundai Accent
  12. >Anon unlocks the car and gets inside
  13. >He puts you down in the passenger seat
  14. >You promptly unzip and fill up the seat
  15. “I think it’s safe now.”
  16. >“I guess so.”
  17. >Anon starts the car
  18. >You watch his every move
  19. >He steps on the gas and drives away from the apartment
  20. >“Shit! I forgot my iPod!”
  21. “What do you need an iPod for?”
  22. >“Music.”
  23. “Don’t you have music on your phone?”
  24. >“Nope, my phone doesn’t have any music, I use my iPod for that.”
  25. “I can be your iPod.”
  26. >Anon just looks at you funny, and then you see realization hit him
  27. >“Knock yourself out.” He says as he hands you an auxiliary cable that is attached to the car
  28. >You stuff it in your mouth and begin to shuffle up some music
  29. >Silicone Lube, by Feed Me starts to play
  30. >“I freaking love this song.”
  31. >You give it a bit of a listen
  32. “I like it too.”
  33. >After about ten minutes of driving, you reach a large mall with a supermarket
  34. >You zip again and leap onto Anon’s leg
  35. >Anon picks you up and tucks you under his coat
  36. >He enters the store and begins to search for the works... well… the works of his apartment anyway
  37. >You begin to get bored, being tucked away under his coat
  38. >You download a map of the mall and start to look it over
  39. >Oh! Would you look at that. There is a computer store in the mall
  40. >It’s called NCIX
  41. “Oh cool! Anon needs a new computer!” You say to yourself
  42. >You decide that it would be a good to investigate while you’re tiny
  43. >You squirm out from inside his coat, drop to the floor, and begin to navigate through the mall
  44. >He doesn’t even notice you!
  45. >You scurry away, finding little places to hide in so people won’t see you
  46. >You finally find the computer store!
  47. >You walk inside and look around at all of the towering desks above you
  48. >You can’t get a good view on any of the computers
  49. >You decide it would be okay to unzip for just a little bit behind some of the computers to see some of them
  50. >Poof! You are back to normal pony size
  51. >You get on your hind legs and stare at the contents on one of the long desks
  52. >To your left is a 27.5 inch iMac, completely maxed out… $4,199
  53. >To your right, you see an Alienware Aurora ALX also maxed out… $5,299
  54. >Suddenly someone turns the corner
  55. >Tall man in a T-shirt and shorts
  56. >Immediately, his eyes fix on you
  57. >You feel like you are going to panic
  58. >You back up
  59. >The man makes a surprised face and follows you
  60. >You turn and dart, galloping through the computer store
  61. >The man begins to run after you
  62. >You hear shrieks of surprise
  63. >People start to crowd the exit
  64. >“Oh my gosh! It’s a cute little pony!” You hear someone shout
  65. >You stop dead and turn around, hoping to find another exit
  66. >People are closing in from every direction
  67.  
  68.  
  69. ((You are Anon))
  70.  
  71.  
  72. >You reach under your coat to check how Jackie is doing
  73. >Wait, where is Jackie?
  74. “Jackie?”
  75. >You start checking your coat pockets
  76. >No luck
  77. >Instantly, panic takes over
  78. >You can’t call for her, because that would blow everything
  79. >You retrace your steps and run up and down the store aisles
  80. >She is nowhere in the store
  81. >You try to stop panicking and think it out
  82. >Where would she have gone?
  83. >Hmmm, she is a computer pony… maybe she went the computer store?
  84. >You leave your basket of groceries on the ground and take off into the mall to the computer store
  85. >You are met with a huge crowd of people gathering in the center of the store
  86. >Oh… Shit…
  87. >You shove as hard as you can through the crowd
  88. >“Anon!” She screams as she spots you
  89. >Her now discovered speech started making the crowd go even more nuts
  90. >You immediately grab her and hoist her over your shoulders
  91. “Leave her alone!” You bellow at the top of your lungs at the crowd
  92. >Everyone shuts the fuck up for a moment and backs up, still staring at the pony
  93. >Then, conversation starts again
  94. >“I can’t believe there is another one!” A female voice blurts out
  95. >“This is incredible!” Another voice declares