- ((You are anon))
- >You wake to the sound of your preset phone alarm going off
- >You wish you could have remembered to turn that off
- >You feel amazing
- >Then, you remember what happened last night.
- >Did that really happen?
- >You roll over in bed to see Jackie sleeping soundly next to you, her adorable mane in a mess
- >Well, it is confirmed, you are not dreaming
- >This is real
- >You just fucked a pastel pony
- >Every horsefucker’s dream
- >The bed is stained
- >You should probably clean that up
- >You start trying to carefully remove the sheets from underneath her
- >Damnit, it isn’t going to move without her flipping over
- >Fuck this
- >You rip the sheets off as fast as you can hoping that you can do that trick where everything just stays
- >Nope
- >You send jackie wailing to the floor with the high-speed sheet removal
- >Oh shit
- >You peek over the edge of the bed
- >Jackie’s eyes are flashing, that usual blue
- “JACKIE ARE YOU OKAY?”
- >She just lays there with her eyes open and flashing
- “Jackie?!”
- >“Shut up Anon, I just started improperly. Now what the hell was that for?”
- “Uh, I’m just gonna clean the sheets.”
- >“Oh yeah, that was good last night.”
- >You both just stare at each other for a while, the sheets still in your grip
- >“Can I sniff those sheets before you wash them?”
- “Uhm, No??”
- >You tug the end of the sheets away from her
- >“Aw.”
- “No, Jackie, That’s just weird.”
- >“Fine.”
- >You open up a closet next to your room that revealed a small washer-dryer stack
- >You stuff the sheets in the machine and turn around
- >Jackie is sitting right behind you, looking up at you with those cute big blue eyes
- “Do you need something?”
- >“Coffee.”
- “Oh yeah...”
- >Since everything that happened the night before was so unexpected, you forgot to set the coffee maker
- “I’ll start some.”
- >“Thank you Anon.”
- >You walk into the kitchen, grab a coffee filter and stop and just mull over everything
- >Jackie had followed you into the kitchen
- >She was now staring at you intently
- >“Anon? Coffee?” She said, sounding a tad bit confused and impatient
- “Uh, yeah, sorry.”
- >You load the water into the machine and just stare at Jackie
- “You know something, I think we’ll live a good life together.” You say to her.
- >“As long as you give me coffee and keep up the performance like last night, I’m sure everything will be perfect, Anon.”
- >You smile at that
- >You are probably the only person in the world with a live, intelligent, computer pony
- >It’s still morning
- >It’s a weekend
- >You were thinking about doing some gaming then you remembered what happened
- >Sheesh, it’s become such a habit you can’t even remember it’s gone
- >“Anon, can I have some cereal?”
- “Sure, Just a second”
- >You open a cupboard below the coffee maker and pull out the box of Corn Pops
- >It barely has anything in it
- >You grab a bowl for Jackie and tip the box, unloading the last eight or so pieces of cereal
- >She scrunches her nose and looks at you, confused
- >Damn you’re cheap
- “Okay, okay, I will go get some more. I need to go shopping anyway”
- >Jackie smiles, and rubs her face into your pant leg
- >Holy shit D’awww
- >You wonder if she would like to go as well
- “You can come with me this time if you want.”
- >“I can? Ohmigosh I can’t wait! Thank you Anon!” She said as her bright blue eyes lit up
- >You were watching what she was doing through those big eyes
- >She was coding herself, and downloading content
- “Whatcha doing there, Jackie?”
- >“Learning”
- >You laugh and leave the room to grab your phone, your wallet, and your keys
- >You walk to the apartment door to see Jackie already eagerly pressing up against it
- >You open the door, let Jackie out, shut it, and lock it
- “Alright Jackie, try not to be too apparent.”
- >“Okay.”
- >She stops walking for a moment and just freezes
- “Jackie, let’s not take things to extremes… Jackie?”
- >You look at her eyes and see that she is downloading something
- >“All done! Now I won’t be apparent at all!” She said as her whole body began to disappear in a square pattern.
- >“Ta dah!” The now invisible pony yelled
- “Creepy…”
- >She then started panting… odd
- >“Hah- Okay maybe… this wasn’t such a… good idea.”
- >She became visible again
- >“I might need to close some open variables.”
- “Okay then.”
- >“But I know one other thing that will make me less apparent!”
- “Oh really?”
- >“Yep! Zippy time!”
- >It didn’t hit you right away, but then it was apparent what she meant
- >Jackie rapidly shrunk into a pony many, many times smaller, and landed on the ground with a small ‘thud’
- >You bend over and gently pick her up
- >She is about the size of a computer mouse
- >“Now I’m a zip file!” She said in a tiny, squeaky voice
- “You are full of little surprises, Jackie.”
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