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Java Pone Pt.5 (Clop)

By: GraphiteAchasse on Apr 29th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 9.72 KB  |  hits: 136  |  expires: Never
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  1. ((You Are Anon))
  2.  
  3. >Well, that was a great day of work
  4. >You are now on your way back to your apartment
  5. >You got a free bag of coffee
  6. >Jackie should be happy about that
  7. >You get to your apartment and unlock the door
  8. >You throw the door open
  9. >“Jackie! I’m ho-”
  10. >You drop your coffee on the floor
  11. >There you see it, all of your pony porn, scattered everywhere in that holographic light
  12. >“JACKIE! WHAT DID YOU DO!? I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO THROUGH MY STUFF!”
  13. >Jackie wasn’t responding, she was just sitting there, frozen
  14. >“Jackie! You answer me!... Jackie?”
  15. >Oh god what happened
  16. >Is she frozen?
  17. >Is she dead?
  18. >No, she is still projecting
  19. >You notice her mouth gaped open
  20. >The poor thing was traumatized by all of your porn…
  21. >You grab the laptop in front of her and spin it around
  22. >You open up a command prompt for her
  23. >You forget exactly how to do this
  24. >You type in: ‘kill -9 pkill #Java#’ and press enter
  25. >The holographic projections stop, her eyes go dark, then close
  26. >She falls over onto the floor
  27. >Oh shit
  28. >You have no idea if that was what you were supposed to do
  29. >She is just laying there now
  30. >No indicator light
  31. >You start to freak out
  32. >You put your ear to check and see if she still has a heartbeat
  33. >Okay, she does, thank god
  34. >You poke her
  35. >“Jackie! Jackie wake up!”
  36. >You start to shake her
  37. >“Jackie? Why won’t you wake up!?”
  38. >It’s as if she is in a coma or something
  39. >You are genuinely freaked right the hell out
  40. >You pick Jackie up and put her on the couch
  41. >She is completely limp
  42. >Ohgodwhatdoyoudo
  43. >You grab the laptop, plug her into it and open a single user Unix virtual Linux machine
  44. >She appears to be recognized by the computer
  45. >You see all of the diagnostics and licensing fly by through the single use window
  46. >You type in your user and ‘reboot –h NOW’
  47. >The code flies by like crazy
  48. >At the end it finally says: ‘CPU HALTED’
  49. >The single user window disappears
  50. >Nothing else happens
  51. >Tears begin to run down your face
  52. >You just accidentally killed a beautiful little computer pony
  53. >You heartless bastard
  54. >Wait… the indicator light on her chest lights up briefly
  55. >You then see white light run through her like a wave, showing those cool lines like you see on computer motherboards
  56. >Her eyes shoot open and they instantly start glowing blue
  57. >“Jackie! You’re alive!”
  58. >You wrap your arms around her and hug her tight
  59. >You see a message pop up on the laptop
  60. >‘Restore previous windows?’
  61. >You mash the ‘NO’ button instantly
  62. >Jackie’s eyes go back to normal
  63. >You ‘safely remove’ her from the computer and pull the cable out of her mouth
  64. >She stares at you… with this big shocked expression, her eyes fixed on you, not moving at all
  65. >“Jackie… why did you go through my private stuff?”
  66. >Her eyes wander down to the floor
  67. “I… I was just curious… I… I’m sorry Anon!”
  68. >She breaks down into tears and falls into your lap
  69. >“i-it’s okay… I guess b-but”
  70. >You start to tear up as well
  71. >You don’t want to see her like this and now you have to explain why there was so much pony porn backed up
  72. >“I guess I have some explaining to do…”
  73. “N- no Anon, you don’t have to explain anything…”
  74. >“Oh… okay…”
  75. “Actually, there is one little thing I need to ask you, Anon…”
  76. >“Alright, what is it?”
  77. “Is that… really what you think of ponies? Are you… sexually attracted to ponies, Anon? A-are you attracted to… me??” She says, tears still rolling down her face
  78. >“I… I well… Uh…”
  79. >You can’t get the words out
  80. >You take a deep breath for a sec
  81. >You let out a huge sigh
  82. >“Yes, Jackie… I AM sexually attracted to ponies… and… well…”
  83. “Well what?!”
  84. >She sounded like she was getting… impatient?
  85. >“And you are a very beautiful and attractive pony yourself”
  86. >You can’t fucking believe you just spilled all of that spaghetti
  87. >Jackie stops crying
  88. “If that is really what you think of me, then I can go from there”
  89. >“Wait… what?!”
  90. “Anon, I know you are attracted to me now, there is no hiding anything”
  91. >“Uuuuhh… okay?”
  92. “…Anon”
  93. >“Y-yes?”
  94. “I love you”
  95. Her face turned from tear drenched to a huge, joyous smile.
  96. >“I-I love you too, Jackie”
  97. >She jumps on you, knocking you onto your back, then gives you a warm, passionate kiss
  98. >You’re shocked for a moment, but then melt right into it
  99. >You caress her tongue with your own
  100. >She makes a little squeak noise that turns into a moan
  101. >You are amazed at how fast her attitude changed
  102. >For months now you have wanted to fucking dominate one of those cute little ponies
  103. >This is a dream come true for you
  104.  
  105. ((You Are Jackie))
  106.  
  107. >This is heaven for you
  108. >If Anon wants to make love to a pony, so be it
  109. >You will adjust to any needs possible
  110. >This deep passionate kiss is just the beginning of what you have planned for him
  111. >You eventually break the kiss, leaving a little strand of saliva between the both of you
  112. >“Let’s take this to the bedroom”
  113. >You and Anon walk into the bedroom
  114. >You whisper in Anon’s ear:
  115. >“If you truly love me, I want you to prove it to me”
  116. “I can do that, hehe” He says in his best seductive tone
  117. >“Fuck me Anon! Fuck me hard! Give me all you’ve got! Now!”
  118. >He pulls all of his clothing off, slowly, but it begins to turn you on more
  119. >He finally pulls his underwear off
  120. >His huge erect member sticks right out in front of you
  121. >“Good”
  122. >You tackle him and push him onto the bed
  123. >You turn around, grab his dick in your mouth and slam down hard, pushing the head of his rock-hard cock to your throat
  124. “oohhhaaahhOOOHHHHFUCKYES” He yells out in pleasure as you move your head up and down, at a really fast pace
  125. >You pop him out for a moment
  126. >“Faster?”
  127. “Yes!”
  128. >You slam your mouth down on his member again, sucking and ramming it into your throat
  129. “Hoooollyyyshit Jackie that feels so good!”
  130. >You start to move your head faster
  131. “Jackie! I think I’m gonna c-OOHHHHHHHYYYEEESSS~”
  132. >You bring him to an incredibly intense orgasm
  133. >His seed gushes forth and fills your mouth up fast
  134. >You swallow it all
  135. >It has a really weird indescribable texture, but you love the taste of it
  136. >“You taste pretty good, but… Is that all you got?!”
  137. >With those words he grabs you by the waist, and pulls your flank up to his face
  138. “Now, it’s my turn” He says with a low growly voice
  139. >“Alright good because I-aahhh!~”
  140. >Anon begins to lick around the very edges of your netherlips, which causes you to let out a loud involuntary moan
  141. >“ooohhhhyes! Keep doing that!” You yell out in delight
  142. >He keeps licking around your nethers, getting closer, and closer to your clit with each roundabout
  143. >You put your head against the bed and leave your flank in the air
  144. >The pleasure just got more and more intense with every circle
  145. >You feel yourself getting uncontrollably wet
  146. >You start to leak mare juices
  147. >You bite the blankets to keep from hollering out
  148. >Anon then reaches your clit
  149. >He sticks his tongue all the way out and starts lightly circling it and flicking at it
  150. >“oohhhhhh~ Anon please! Stop teasing me! Just-”
  151. “Just what?”
  152. >“Make me cum Anon!!”
  153. >With that, Anon lightly pinches your clit in his teeth and pulls
  154. >“Aaaahhhh!” You cry out in pain and ecstasy
  155. >He then begins to suck on it, flicking his tongue around it with each suck
  156. >Your legs begin to quiver, you feel like they could buckle under all of the pleasure at any time
  157. >Anon rams his tongue as far as it will go into your drenched, awaiting entrance
  158. >He moves it up and licks deep between your sensitive petals
  159. >Your juices begin to start dribbling down your legs
  160. >Anon starts to dart his tongue in and out of your leaking pussy at a fast pace
  161. >His tongue brushing past your folds with every exit
  162. >“Annnoooooonn!~” You cry out
  163. >“Anon! I- I”
  164. >You get pushed to the brink of the orgasm.
  165. >You finally climax, screaming out in utter bliss
  166. >Your legs give way and you flop onto the bed as your fluids come gushing forth
  167. >Anon wastes no time
  168. >He licks up and savors your sweet nectar
  169. >“A-Anon… That was… fucking amazing…”
  170. >You are panting heavily
  171. >You can barely talk
  172. “Oh, it’s not over yet, Jackie” He says in a scary, seductive voice
  173. >“W-what?”
  174. “You told me to prove my love, and that is exactly what I intend to do”
  175.  
  176. ((You Are Anon))
  177.  
  178. >“I hope your ready for this! Hehe!”
  179. >You take your still erect, wet member and align it to Jackie’s butthole
  180. >You begin to slowly push it in
  181. >Jackie makes a sharp gasp noise
  182. >You push yourself all the way into her tailhole
  183. >It is incredibly tight
  184. >Jackie starts to pant heavily again
  185. >You start to thrust into her, at a moderate pace for a little bit, but then you start to get faster
  186. >Jackie starts to make a squealing sound with each thrust
  187. >You grip her flank extremely tight and thrust her faster
  188. >The squeals start to turn into loud screams
  189. >You begin to wonder if you are hurting her
  190. >“Jackie? Are you good wi-”
  191. “YES FUCK YES! FINISH ME OFF ANON!”
  192. >You oblige
  193. >You thrust as hard and as fast as you possibly can
  194. >You feel an orgasm coming on
  195. >Her screams are becoming loud enough to break glass
  196. >Finally, you reach your peak
  197. >You moan loudly as you fill Jackie’s butthole to capacity with your cum
  198. >Jackie once again, flops back onto her stomach, her legs splayed across the bed
  199. >Your fluids leaked out of her back end slowly
  200. >“H-how W-was that?”
  201. >You are panting heavily as well now
  202. >Jackie just lets out a long satisfied and quiet moan
  203. >Her eyes close and she gives you a little smile
  204. >Her little sleep indicator light turns on
  205. >You just fucked a pony
  206. >A super-computer pony at that
  207. >And you can easily say that it was the greatest experience of your entire life
  208. >You drift off to sleep as well…