- >Your phone starts to ring and buzz loudly
- >That night went way too fast
- >You reach over to your bedside table and hit the snooze button on your phone
- >8:00am already…
- >You roll over again
- >You see Jackie, still sleeping soundly, the little sleep light on her chest still on
- >So yesterday wasn’t a dream
- >You feel rather happy about that
- >But still a little sad about your computer
- >Jackie had shuffled off the blankets last night
- >You decide not to wake her
- >You roll out of bed and grab your phone
- >You see Jackie’s long tail extended across the bed
- >You begin to feel a little curious…
- >You follow the long tail with your eyes, eventually ending at the base
- >This leaves you wondering… Is she ‘correct?’ So to speak?
- >Why the hell are you even thinking about that?...
- >You ARE a little guilty about being a clopper
- >Which is the main reason why you don’t want Jackie snooping through your backed up content
- >You need to get a new PC
- >And fast
- >You brush her tail aside, to reveal a perfect light pink, fully realistic vagina with two slightly puffy lips, and a cute little superlative butthole
- >Alright… She IS anatomically correct
- >You brush her tail back over her mare parts
- >Why did you just do that…
- >You dumb horsefucker perve...
- >You walk out of the room and into your kitchen
- >You grab a fresh cup of coffee from the coffee machine, which had been set to run at 7:45am so you didn’t have to turn it on yourself
- >You grab your laptop and put it down on the kitchen table
- >Your laptop isn’t really meant for gaming
- >You already begin to miss gaming
- >You really want a new PC
- >At least the laptop can play Minecraft though
- >But then again, pretty much anything can run Minecraft
- >You decide to log into Skype and chat with some buddies
- >You figured that if you tried to explain to them what happened, no one would believe you
- >So you simply explain your abrupt disconnection as: “My computer died”
- >You get yourself a bowl of cereal and sit back down at the table with your laptop and coffee
- >Then you realize something…
- >If Jackie is a real living breathing pony, she probably needs to eat something as well
- >You’ll need to feed her before you go to work
- >Oh shit… work… You can’t leave her all alone...
- >You walk into your room
- >Jackie is sprawled across your bed, making adorable little snores
- >Awww, you can’t wake her up just yet
- >You look at the clock which tells you otherwise
- >You need to be at work in half an hour
- >You jump on the bed and poke her lightly
- >“Jackie, wake up”
- >To your surprise, she wakes up quite quickly
- >The little sleep light on her chest fades away, and she opens her eyes and sits up in the bed
- >Here eyes show a loading screen for about a half a second.
- “Good morning Anon!” She says with a huge smile
- >If only YOU could be that chipper in the morning…
- >“Morning Jackie, now listen, I need to go to work in thirty minutes, but would you like something to e-”
- “Coffee!”
- >“Oh uh… sure”
- >This pony is obsessed with coffee? Haha, makes too much sense considering she is some sort of Java pony
- >“What would you like to eat?”
- “Uhm, I dunno… what do you have?”
- >You are a pretty cheap guy when it comes to food, but at least you spend extra money on good coffee… It also helps that you work at a café
- >All you can think of is giving her a bowl of cereal
- >But what about the milk? You can’t give her milk… That would just be odd
- >“Well uh… you could have some cereal”
- “Serial?”
- >You see the word ‘serial’ flash through her eyes and get put in a digital dictionary
- “I don’t think I can eat sequences of bits, Anon… I need real food”
- >You groan and spell it out for her
- >“C. E. R. E. A. L. Cereal”
- >Her eyes light up again
- “Ohhh! Okay sure, I will try some ‘cereal’”
- >You fill up a bowl with some Corn Pops and set it in front of her on the floor
- >She observes the bowl of cereal
- >“Go ahead, eat it”
- >She stuffs her face into the bowl and grabs a mouthful of the little yellow balls of cereal
- >She chews it, with a blank face
- “Wow Anon! This stuff is really good!” She says with a stuffed face
- >“Glad you think so Jackie”
- >She continues to munch away at the Corn Pops
- >You get her a cup of coffee with nothing added and place it next to the bowl
- >You go back to finishing your own breakfast
- >You decide to see if anyone else has had a pony make their computer explode
- >You start searching, but nothing comes up. Nothing close to having a pony come out of a combusted computer
- >Oh well, what did you expect?
- >You have fifteen minutes until work
- >You finish your coffee and cereal and walk into the bathroom
- >You take a really quick shower and get dressed
- >You grab your phone, keys, and wallet
- >But wait, you can’t take Jackie with you
- >For one, she might cause some sort of fuss, and secondly, you might violate some health code
- >But she is so damn pristine
- >No… You need to make sure that no one sees her yet. People will act strange
- >She is laying down on the floor playing on your laptop
- >You walk over to her and kneel down to her level
- >She isn’t very big. When standing, her head is about as high as your thighs
- >“Jackie, I need to go to work now”
- “Oh okay! Can I come?”
- >“W-well… no… I mean, not yet”
- “What? But Anon, I’ll be all alone!”
- >“If people see you walking around the city, I’ll probably get weird looks, or people will bombard me with questions or something”
- “Oh… okay”
- >She gives the cutest little disappointed look ever
- >Oh god, make it stop
- >“You can use the laptop, you can watch TV, you can do whatever you want, just don’t go through my stuff and don’t go through my backed up stuff okay?”
- “Okay Anon… Wait! When will you be back?”
- >“My shift ends at 6:00pm”
- “Oh… That’s a long time Anon…”
- >“Look, I’m sorry, maybe you can come with me someday, but not today”
- “Alright Anon…”
- >She still looks sad
- >“Hey, how about this”
- >You take your phone out of your pocket and turn the front facing camera on
- >You put an arm around Jackie and hug her
- >“Say cheese!”
- “Uh, cheese?”
- >You snap the photo of you two
- >“I’ll send this over to you”
- >She blushes slightly, and smiles
- “Hold on Anon, hand me your phone for a sec”
- >You place the phone in her hoof and she walks into your bedroom and pulls out a USB cable
- >She puts one end into her mouth and the other end into the phone
- >Her eyes flash blue and they become those little monitor things you witnessed yesterday
- >You watch as she transfers the photo to… herself?”
- >I guess you could say that
- >She pops the cable out of her mouth
- “Ow… I keep for getting about that…”
- >Both of you share a little laugh
- >“Oh crap I am late! Alright, so if you get lonely, just look at that photo, okay?”
- “Alright, thanks Anon!”
- >You run out the door and lock it, and damn you are giddy right now…
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