Java Pone Pt.2

>“Anyways, I should really clean up the uh… mess”

“Alright Anon”

>You walk about your apartment, picking up pieces of your computer

>Luckily you have a laptop as well, but it isn’t very good and there is nothing good on it

>All of your media, and your games were all on your Desktop PC

>You can’t help but feel a little depressed…

>You spent a lot of money building that computer

>You clean up what you can and walk back over to the couch

>“Could I get you anything to eat or dr-“

“Coffee!”

>She cuts you off

>“Uh… okay…”

>You walk into your kitchen and put a coffee filter into the machine

>Jackie is sitting there patiently on the couch

>You let the coffee maker run, and you walk back over to the couch

>You just stare at her

>Her head cocks to one side

>How are you going to take care of a horse?

>You ponder about it, you then grab your laptop and come back to the couch

>You open up your browser and type in ‘horse care’

>What the hell were you thinking

>Jackie was no normal horse

>Where the hell are you going to buy hay in the city?

>Oh boy… well, you read on

>You can feed her pretty much any fruits and vegetables

>If only you had some fruits or vegetables

>Oh well, you could always go buy some

>Jackie leans on you and starts reading over your shoulder

>Her eyes flash blue and you see a scanning driver open

>She scans the whole web page and all of the images

>You can see what she is doing through her eyes?

“I’ve saved all of that information for you, if you want it”

>“That’s… that’s amazing!”

>Her eyes are like two little cameras and monitors combined

>“Jackie… I need to now more about how you got here”

>You see her open a docx file

“Well, as far as I have learned, and how I am programmed, I am a  Java AI that got inserted somehow into your Minecrafts Java. I built myself up from there based on your interests. And the main thing I saw other than Minecraft was a show called ‘My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic…

“As of now I am a living breathing pony with all of the capabilities of a pony and a supercomputer”

>She nailed it

>She was learning fast

>But that still didn’t explain why your computer exploded

>You hear the coffee maker beep

>”I’ll be right back”

>You grab two small cups and pour an equal amount of coffee into both of them

>“Do you want anything in yours?”

“Nah, I’ll have it straight”

>Yikes, you have no idea why some people like coffee straight

>It’s incredibly bitter without some cream or sugar, or in this case, white chocolate cocktail mix.

>You walk over back to the couch and hand Jackie the cup of coffee

>She awkwardly grabs it between her hooves, but eventually gets a good grip on it

>“Careful, it’s hot”

>Just as you said that, she took a sip

>The hot beverage scorched her tongue

>She made a pained squeal and put the cup down on the table

“I think I will wait for that to… cool off”

>You take a few sips of your own coffee, not minding how hot it is

>Jackie just sat and stared at the coffee

>“So, what’s it like in there?”

“What do you mean?”

>“What’s it like being inside a computer?”

“Pretty boring, running your Minecraft was hell… That’s basically why I blew up your computer”

>“What? WHAT?! You blew up my computer on purpose?”

>Jackie ears dropped and her smile turned into a shameful frown

“W-well, I didn’t do it on purpose… I was programmed to be intelligent enough to learn on my own, and I just happened to learn how to screw with your computer”

>“But I… I spent a lot of money on that PC… and I have no warranty on it an-

>You stop and think for a moment

>Sure, your PC exploded, but you now have an adorable pony in your apartment

>Jackie takes a small sip, testing the temperature

>She then gulps back the whole cup in about ten seconds

“Ahh, that was good! Can I have some more, Anon?” She said before she licked her lips clean

>“Sure…”

>You walk back into the kitchen and fill up her cup

>You come back to find Jackie staring at the laptop, clicking things furiously

>What the hell

>“Jackie what are you d-”

“Anon! Do you have a USB 3 cable somewhere?”

>“Uh, yeah, why?”

“I need it for just a sec”

>Okay, she probably knows what she is doing

>You grab your laptop bag, and pull out a USB 3 cable

>You hand Jackie the cable

“Oh! Thanks anon!”

>She plugs one end into the laptop… and then stuffs the other end in her mouth

>Wat

>“Jackie! Why are you eating my cable?!”

>She looks at you and rolls her eyes

>Suddenly, on the screen you see that she has appeared as a mass storage USB device

>How confused you were earlier is nothing compared to this

>You see a whole bunch of files transfer onto the laptop

>“W-what are you doing?”

>She points a hoof at her mouth, the cable still dangling out of it

>That didn’t answer anything

>After a few minutes of watching files being downloaded onto your laptop, Jackie takes the USB cable out of her mouth.

“Ow!”

>“What? What’s wrong?”

“I forgot to safely remove myself”

>So, Jackie is a Robot?

>You reach out your hand and stroke her mane, but then move down to her chest

>You are surprised to find that she has a heartbeat

“Anon… I told you, I have all of the capabilities of a pony and a supercomputer”

>“Uh, right, okay”

>“So what all did you download onto my laptop?”

“Well, I have all of your texture packs, saved worlds, and saved servers from Minecraft backed up, so I downloaded them all to your laptop”

>“Oh… thanks Jackie, that’s really great actually”

“No problem, I have your exploded PCs entire hard drive backed up in as well”

>“Holy shit! Really? That is awesome!”

>You are amazed that she is carrying all of that stuff around

>You remember it being something like 1.4TB

>She is like a giant external hard drive… you laugh at that thought

“What’s so funny?”

>“Nothing, you just fascinate me”

>She gives you big adorable smile

“Aw, thanks Anon”

>It hits you then that she is carrying ALL of your data inside her…

>All of it…

>Including stuff you really would rather she not see

>“Uh… You won’t go through any of my stuff, right?”

“Nope, not touching any of it if you don’t want me to”

>Thank god

>“Thanks Jackie”

“No probs”

>You look at the clock, time is just flying by, it’s already midnight

>“Alright, I need to go to bed… I've got work in the morning”

“Do I need to go to bed as well?”

>“I guess so…”

“Where do I sleep?”

>“Well uhm… you could sleep on the couch out here if you want”

“Oh, okay…”

>She walks around your apartment

>It isn’t very big

>You have a tiny bedroom with a bathroom next to it, a tiny kitchen, and a sort of entertainment area where you have a fairly nice sized flat-screen TV and that burned… and sort of destroyed area where your PC blew up

“I like this place, Anon”

>“I’m glad you think that…”

“It’s not too big”

>Well that much as apparent

>“Alright well, going to bed now, goodnight Jackie”

“Goodnight Anon”

>You turn off the lights, open the door to your bedroom, and walk in

>You kick off your pants, pull off your shirt, and jump into bed

>You’re exhausted

>You make yourself comfortable

>Just as you are about to doze off into a blissful sleep, you hear three loud knocks on your bedroom door

>You groan and roll out of your bed

>You open the door… Jackie is just sitting there in front of you

“Anon… I…”

>“Hmm what? What’s wrong?”

“I feel… kind of lonely out there… Can I uh… Sleep in your room?”

>“There is no where to sleep in my room, except for my bed”

“Can I sleep in your bed?”

>Like you didn’t expect that

>You think about it… But the only thought that crosses your mind is that it would be kind of awkward sleeping with a pony

>It just doesn’t seem right

>“I dunno Jackie…”

>She gives the most innocent and sad look ever

>Oh god you are going to die if this keeps up

>“Alright fine… You can sleep with me”

>Wow that sounded awkward

>Wait… stop thinking like that damnit

>Her eyes light up with joy

>Wait, what the hell, she is actually glowing, her whole body is glowing a bright white light

>The glow is lit up in a pattern, like a computer motherboard, little lines of light running up and down her body

>You are still getting used to all of this stuff…

>“Wow, that’s really cool”

“Just lighting your room up so I can see where I am going”

>She walks in and jumps into your bed

>She shuffles around, making herself comfortable

>You get back into bed as well

>This still seems awkward…

>She rolls over to face you

>You start stroking her soft mane again

>Way to go, making things even weirder

>Jackie smiles, then her eyes do that blue glowing thing again, but dim a little

>You then see a little menu open and she selects a ‘sleep’ command

“Goodnight Anon”

>Her eyes close and she drifts off to sleep

>A little white light glows on her chest now, much like a sleep light on a computer, getting brighter and dimmer

>She starts to make little snores

>It’s a little distracting

>You cover her up a little more in the blanket

>What a day

>You start to fall asleep as well…