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Cydia Pt.6

By: GraphiteAchasse on Dec 16th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.35 KB  |  hits: 29  |  expires: Never
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  1. >The day passes by quickly as you and Cydia cuddle and chat
  2. "Hey Cydia, when approximately do you turn into a moth?"
  3. >"I don't know, but I know for sure that it is at night."
  4. >You aren't looking forward to that
  5. >You enjoy having a cute little pony around
  6. >It's something bronies have only dreamed about
  7. >Only, the abnormality was way off the mark on this one
  8. >You should probably hurry up and find out what's for dinner
  9. "What do you want for dinner? Cydia?"
  10. >"Well, anything without meat."
  11. "Anything?"
  12. >"I don't know."
  13. >You decide to go pick up some chinese food on the east side of the city
  14. >It's always the cheap hole-in-the-walls that do the best
  15. >Cydia looked really disappointed that you were leaving again
  16. "Oh come on, I'll be really quick, there and back."
  17. >"Please Anon! I want to come with you!"
  18. >Hnngghh, you are going to cave
  19. >"Please?" She says, giving you the innocent eye
  20. "Fine, I guess you could stay in the car."
  21. >She squeaks happily and waits at the door
  22. >You grab your wallet and put on some shoes
  23. >You open the door and she cautiously steps out and looks around
  24. >"I'm excited!"
  25. "I can tell."
  26. >You unlock your blue Subaru WRX and open the passenger door for Cydia
  27. >She climbs in and sits down
  28. >You love your car, spent a good amount of money on it
  29. >You get into the drivers seat and start it up
  30. >"Woo! Let's do this!"
  31. "Calm down Cydia, it's just a food run."
  32. >Food run or not, you feel somewhat like impressing her
  33. >You belt her and yourself up
  34. >You flick through the iPod on the car and play 'Hold Your Colour' by Pendulum
  35. >Corresponding with the bass-line starting, you hit the gas a screech away from your house
  36. >That flat engine roar and the turbo gets your blood pumping
  37. >Cydia's eyes go wide as she is pressed up against the seat
  38. >You speed for as long as you can before getting to a busy street
  39. >"That was fun! Can we do it again?"
  40. "Maybe on the way back."
  41. >"Wee!"
  42. "Don't make yourself noticeable, okay?"
  43. >"Okay Anon."
  44. >After about fifteen minutes of driving and watching Cydia squish into different hiding spots in your car, you arrive at the restaurant
  45. "Alright, pick a spot to hide and don't move."
  46. >She nods and curls up under the glovebox on the passenger side
  47. "Be back in a flash."
  48. >She giggles and waves with an antenna
  49. >Cute
  50. >You close the car door and lock it
  51. >You walk into the restaurant and grab a serving number