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Merchant Anon part 1

By: Grapejuice on Jan 5th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.91 KB  |  hits: 39  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You are Anonymous and you are in trouble.
  2. >As a merchant you are required to purchase and sell goods for profit in the market each day with a small fee to the owner of the produce.
  3. >Leafy Green, what a kind mare, has sold her harvest of cabbages to you.
  4. >Poor as you are, you cannot afford to hire ponies to carry the produce and you end up pulling the carriage yourself.
  5. "It is blistering hot out here today!" Feeling the sun ,merciless on your predicament, beating down on you.
  6. >You speed through the road toward the market and are taken surprise as a trio of fillies run down through an alley tilting your cart over.
  7. "WHAT ARE YOU DO-" That's when you crash underneath your cart, the cabbages spilling all over the street. The quality is ruined.
  8.  
  9. >Seething with rage and grief at the lost shekels, you exclaim, "MY CABAGEEEESSSSSSSSS!"
  10. >The three miniature criminals look on embarrassed and in shock.
  11. >You start grinding your teeth in anger.
  12. >Grabbing their ears you tug them over to your fellow merchant and friend AppleJack.
  13. "Your sister has been-" You put up both your fingers in emphasis. "Adventuring"
  14. >AppleJack looks in disappointment at the three and gives them an angry stare.
  15. >"Now what were you doin' dashing around the streets like that, You could've hurt somep0ny real bad!"
  16. >"We're sorry mister Anon. We were just playing aroun' that's all." Cries the three.
  17. "Sorry doesn't replace 50 cabbages and the money i'm going to lose.
  18. >Rarity and Twilight both appear at the end of the marketplace carrying bags of goods they had brought.
  19. "Troublemakers destroyed my cabbages, it will take so much time to regain the profit here!"
  20. >"What have they been doing this time?" Asks rarity.
  21. "Have they been doing this already to people?" You ask.
  22. >Rarity looks at them with disappointment, after seeing the scene, adding to AppleJack stare.
  23. >"The fillies were trying to get their cutiemarks in something, they call themselves the Cutiemark crusaders."
  24. "They need a punishment for what they have done.Will you see to that?" You spit out.
  25. >"I think i know what can help you and teach them to stop getting into so much trouble." Rarity calmly says with a grin on her face.
  26. >"We were just trying to get our cutiemarks in running sir!" The orange one squeaks out in fear. So...Cute.
  27. "HMPH" you sound out as you pull your cart and the dirtied cabbages away.
  28. >Soon you arrive home and walking into your ratty home you lock your door and walk to your bed.
  29. >You have a dreamless night.
  30.  
  31. >Something your eyelids.That must be the sun.
  32. "Does Celestia have any mercy on me!?"
  33. >The sun persists and confirms what you knew.
  34. >Yawning you walk to your bathroom and clean yourself up.
  35. >You walk to your dresser and put on a new set of clothes you ordered from Rarity while in town a week ago.
  36. >Feeling refreshed you head to the nearest bakery, the best bakery.
  37. >The walk there is long but you are fine with it.
  38. >You enter the fine establishment.
  39. "Hello Pinkie"
  40. >Your monotonous voice makes its way to the kitchen where a flurry of powder was erupting everywhere.
  41. >Silence.
  42. >A loud but cheerful voice greets you, "Hiya Anon would you like something to put in your belly!" She exclaims giggling.
  43. >A smile makes it's way onto your face.
  44. "Ill take a blueberry muffin please, thank you very much." You happily say.
  45. "I am feeling lucky today." You say.
  46. >In an instant a fresh muffin on a plate finds its way into your hands.
  47. "Amazing service, as usual." You take a bite out of the muffin.
  48. >You instantly walk out the door placing the bits into pinkies hoof on the way.
  49.  
  50. >As you enjoy your morning , you see a few colorful figures in the distance of the market.
  51. >Rarity quickly walks toward you with the three crusaders.
  52. >"My idea for the punishment was for them to help you with your work for a day and learn discipline" she quickly pushes them into you.
  53. "I-I'm not sure about this?"
  54. >"Don't worry anon it will be fine its only until they learn discipline!"
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