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By: Grapejuice on May 27th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.40 KB  |  hits: 25  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day log in equestria.
  2. >Wake up, preform a triple flip out of bed.
  3. >You do the Triple S.
  4. >The stomach has begun rumbling.
  5. >You walk to fluttershy's cottage, hoping to mooch some food.
  6. >As you walk down the path the trees around you look more vivid.
  7. >Lusciously brown with hints of gold in the bark.
  8. >The rough bark against your skin.
  9. >You rip some off slightly and chew it.
  10. >Then some more...and more.
  11. >Becoming addicted to the substance, you crave its touch and taste.
  12. >You hurriedly chew and snake along its glorious skin.
  13. >A lone beaver walks toward you while you rub up against the tree.
  14. >You look at him with curiosity as it stares at the tree.
  15. >Looking toward where he stares you find the tree was almost gone, most of the bark vanished.
  16. >The beaver motions for you to follow you with his paw.
  17. >While following it, you begin to see a dam.
  18. >Glorious.
  19. >The beaver then nudges you toward a throne.
  20. >You sit down gently, unsure of its stability.
  21. >Transforming into a large beaver, a wooden crown is placed on your head.
  22. >The rest of the day and night for the rest of your life, you use beaver magic to chew trees and expand your empire.
  23. >You mate with many beavers.
  24. >Leading the beavers into a golden age, you use your hordes to conquer the entire lands surrounding you.
  25. >Equestria, Gryphonia, Minos, and the badlands, all reign under you.
  26. >You rename your wonderful empire into beavquestria.
  27. >Beaver end.