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By: Grapejuice on May 25th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.73 KB  |  hits: 23  |  expires: Never
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  1. >day 136 in equestria
  2. >you are anon, human extraordinaire.
  3. >you jump out of bed preforming a triple flip.
  4. >Skip breakfast, not fast enough.
  5. >You start running.
  6. >Run straight through your wall, rubble everywhere, but you dont care.
  7. >NOT FAST ENOUGH
  8. >You speed up sprinting through ponyville
  9. >Ponies stare in awe of you super-human speeds.
  10. >You see rainbow racing against you.
  11. >Nope
  12. >You overtake her gaining more speed.
  13. >You break the sound barrier.
  14. >The world is blurring around you beautiful colors blurring around violently.
  15. >Occasionally breaking through cities or towns.
  16. >You start lifting off the ground, the entire world is watching.
  17. >You break the atmosphere, stars around you.
  18. >You create a black hole.
  19. >Universe explodes
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