Title:           The fourcannon bard
Author:          GoldenTouch
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/4vQNCm98
First Edit:      Friday 26th of July 2013 01:43:53 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 26th of July 2013 01:43:53 PM CDT

The Fourcannon Bard~  
your mind  is full of fascination
There's a simple explanation:
You're /mlp/'s creation
Trapped inside of fourcannon.
 
And whichever way the dice roll,
know that Lucy's in control,
and despite all innercircles
4cannon's a lot of fun~
 
When I was just a simple brony
A shimmering light made me a pony
So they shipped me off to fourcannon.
Said, "Hug those fags if you wanna fit in"
So I fucked one thousand foals
Lucy ERP'D with giant trolls.
Now memories are blurred, and bobs hair is burned
but I still, know the words to this song.
 
When the ships have been entangled
and your waifu has been mangled,
listen to the gonkady gonk,
that kek is sure to bring.
 
Because the greens have started rising
Their lack of ship is unsurprising
So please anons stop your crying,
your on a ride that never ends~