
The fourcannon bard
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The Fourcannon Bard~
When you've realized its a hugbox,
There's a simple explanation: You're /mlp/'s creation
Trapped inside of fourcannon.
And whichever way the dice roll,
know that Lucy's in control,
and despite all innercircles
4cannon's a lot of fun~
When I was nothing more than a phony
A shimmering light made me a pony
So they shipped me off to fourcannon.
Said, "Hug those fags if you wanna fit in"
So I fucked one thousand foals
Lucy ERP'D with giant trolls.
Now memories are blurred, and bobs hair is burned
but I still, know the words to this song.
When you've decided on the best ship,
and your waifu has been mangled,
listen to the gonkady gonk,
that kek is sure to bring.
Because HighTides still missing,
and Mr.Bones is laughing~.
So please anons stop your crying,
your on a ride that never ends~