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LIKE A BOSS

By: GoldenTouch on Sep 1st, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.83 KB  |  hits: 37  |  expires: Never
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  1. 18:25           GoldenTouch cracks his hooves and in a dramatic voice "I....I am but the owner of a simple spa, a masseuse if you will"
  2. 18:25           *** Hot_Pot quit (Ping timeout: 192 seconds)
  3. 18:26           Mary_ONette lays her head next to Hesi's once more sighing
  4. 18:27           Hesitating_Heart smiles towards Mary. "Hey."
  5. 18:28           *** Hospik quit (Quit: Web client closed)
  6. 18:28           DestinyBlue nods. "wow, that sounds like a fun job! whats it like?" he says, taking a hefty swig of his drink
  7. 18:28           *** Hospik joined #FourCannonInn
  8. 18:29   Mary_ONette     "Hey."
  9. 18:29   Hesitating_Heart        "You okay?"
  10. 18:29           Arrant huffs back into the Inn, and takes a seat.
  11. 18:29           Hospik gets up and slowely stumbles out the inn
  12. 18:30   Hospik  "it always ends like this"
  13. 18:30           GoldenTouch grins
  14. 18:30           *** Hospik quit (Client Quit)
  15. 18:30   GoldenTouch     "Well the first thing I do is..."
  16. 18:30           GoldenTouch is now the lonely island
  17. 18:30   DestinyBlue     [do it filly!]
  18. 18:30   GoldenTouch     "GIVE MASSAGES" *like a boss*
  19. 18:31   Mary_ONette     "I got angry."
  20. 18:31   GoldenTouch     "FILL UP HOTTUBS" *like a boss*
  21. 18:31   Mary_ONette     "again."
  22. 18:31   Swift_Justice   [My sides, Golden ;_;]
  23. 18:31   GoldenTouch     "SMACK SOME BORIS'S" *like a boss*
  24. 18:31   DestinyBlue     [i have the song playing now, so hurrah, you are awesome]
  25. 18:32   GoldenTouch     "RUB SOME FLANKS" *like a boss*
  26. 18:32           DestinyBlue listens intently, clearly enjoying this new way of explaining his profession
  27. 18:32   GoldenTouch     "USE SOME SCENTS" *like a boss*
  28. 18:32   GoldenTouch     "BUY A CROSSBOW" *like a boss*
  29. 18:33   GoldenTouch     "IN MY MOUTH...aww man, can't fucking do it shiet...." *like a boss*
  30. 18:33   GoldenTouch     "JUMP INTO THE OCEAN" *like a boss*
  31. 18:33   GoldenTouch     "FUCK A SEA PONY" *like a boss*]
  32. 18:33           Weathervane passes a concerned look to Arrant, biting her lip to keep herself from saying anything and allowing him his peace. She turns her focus away as she chuckles from overhearing Golden.
  33. 18:34           GoldenTouch crosses his arms and nods "Average day for me"
  34. 18:34           DestinyBlue 's mouth drops, clearly buying this as facts
  35. 18:34   Chinook [more liek an ex naval captain]
  36. 18:34   GoldenTouch     [hue]
  37. 18:34   GoldenTouch     "I'm the masseuse"
  38. 18:34   Arrant  !roll d20 ...
  39. 18:34   GameServ        4 == 4
  40. 18:34   Chinook [The masseuse is in the hoose!]
  41. 18:35   Swift_Justice   [I can't contain my sides ;_;]
  42. 18:35   Chinook [Drinkin' juice]
  43. 18:35   DestinyBlue     [fuck my sides!]
  44. 18:35           Arrant slams his head down on the table, and, in utter defeat, begins to sob silently to himself.
  45. 18:36           DestinyBlue nods. ".... c...can i come visit sometime? that sounds.... sounds... EPIC!" he says, his face lit up with excitement
  46. 18:36           *** Arrant_ joined #FourCannonInn
  47. 18:36           GoldenTouch is pretty much a badass "Of course you can"
  48. 18:36           Hesitating_Heart glances over to Arrant, before pushing herself from her chair and walking over. "A... Arrant, are you okay?"
  49. 18:36   Arrant_ [dc'd]
  50. 18:36   Chinook [marvel'd]
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