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Hotel Fourcannon

By: GoldenTouch on Aug 30th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.80 KB  |  hits: 55  |  expires: Never
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  1. On a dark, misty highway...
  2. Cool wind in my mane,
  3. Warm smell of estrus, rising up through the air
  4. Up ahead in the distance I saw a shimmering light My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
  5. I had to stop for the night
  6. There she stood in the doorway;
  7.  
  8. I heard that familiar ping
  9. And I was thinking to myself,
  10. "This could be Heaven....nope its Hell"
  11. Then she lit up a light spell and she showed me the way
  12. There were voices down the corridor,
  13. I thought I heard them say...
  14.  
  15. Welcome to the Hotel fourcannon
  16. Such a crazy place (Such a crazy place)
  17. Such a shamfur place
  18. Plenty of room at the Hotel four cannon
  19. Any time of year (Any time of year)
  20. You can find us here
  21.  
  22. Mary o Nette mind is twisted, she got her puppet band
  23. She's spanked a lot of pretty, pretty mares she calls friends
  24. How they dance in the townsquare, sweet lewd sweat.
  25. Some ERP to remember, some ERP to forget
  26.  
  27. So I called up Booze Hound
  28. "Please bring me my wine"
  29. He said, "We haven't had that cannon here since nineteen sixty nine"
  30. And still those bat pones are skreeing from far away,
  31. Wake you up in the middle of the night
  32. Just to hear them say...
  33.  
  34. Welcome to the Hotel fourcannon
  35. Such a crazy place (Such a crazy place)
  36. Such a shamfur place
  37. They got liven'up at the Hotel fourcannon
  38. What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
  39. When your waifu dies
  40.  
  41. Golden's on the ceiling,
  42. Feldspars working the mine,
  43. And she said "We are all just Lucyne's here, trapped in our own mind
  44. And in the Greens chambers,
  45. They roll a d20
  46. They can try as hard they'd like,
  47. But, there's no straight ship for thee~
  48.  
  49. Last thing I remember, I was
  50. Running for the door
  51. I had to find the passage back
  52. To the thread I was before
  53. "Numbers~" spoke the blue sweed,
  54. "The all speak to me...."
  55. You can loggout any time you'd like
  56. But Mr Bones won't let you leave!