Title:           Glimmer's Bizarre Story
Author:          Glimmerfag-Franklin
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First Edit:      Saturday 21st of May 2016 10:32:58 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 21st of May 2016 10:32:58 PM CDT

>This is the story of a horse named Daily
>Daily is married to a crack head
>Was it because of love,for money,for her own benefit.
>It was love because of autism
>Anyways,Daily woke up one morning to see Morky is literally bouncing off the walls from snorting crack
>As this was perfectly normal for the mare,Daily stopped him by pulling a Undertale spider person thing and he gets stuck in the rope web
>Morky cries out in a sudden shock and is pulled down by Daily
>He squirms but Daily offers snuggles and he stops
>They walk out of their bedroom and join up with the others
>Fruit was trying to snuggle with Ember but she was screaming Baka
>Krono and Glimmer were having one of their sessions,which was preaching communism,although Glim seemed to enjoy it more than the former.
>Jack was busy from running from Suitcase whom was in heat again
>Mikro was being a whore like usual.
>And Vinyl was playing hide-and-seek with Useless
>Oh and Springtrap was there doing absolutely nothing
>It was pretty chaotic
>But life was good for The Dungeoneers.
>It was like paradise without Manhorse
>Law was getting bored;he decided to spice things up a bit by adding another helpful NPC
>He was able to give anything but with a price
>The price was Vinyl's life.
>Vinyl,hearing the price,became extremely distressed.
>The Dungeoneers had a choice to make, keep the cute Pocket Vinyl or get a new friendly NPC.
>Daily,yelling at no one in particular,yelled "CAN YOU GIVE US ANY HINTS?!"
>Lawsman shook his head at Daily as Useless made the decision and stabbed Vinyl through the skull
>Everyone was frozen in shock and horror
>Glimmer ran up to Useless and decked him in the muzzle
>Vinyl coughed and screamed, then began to glow like a bright light.
>Morky eats popcorn and snuggles with Daily
>But Morky was unsuccessful,as Daily ran over to Vinyl and hugged her,with some motherly instinct.
>Vinyl stops glowing and suddenly grows wings and turns purple.
>Useless throws a chair at Vinyl "DEMON!"
>Glim realizes who this pone is and starts beating the shit out of him/her
>Nothing hurts the new NPC or even makes it flinch because for some reason nothing can hurt friendly NPC's, weird.
>GlimGlam screams
"WHO IN THE HELL ARE YOU,IF YOU ARE INDEED WHO I AM THINKING YOU ARE"
>Morky disappears like an unwatched child, because he is a unwatched child one could say
>The NPC responds to the screaming Glim, "Am Twolot Speerrrrkalll"
>Glim responds with yelling
"OH MYYYYY GOOOOOOD!"
>Daily throws a fit
>Fruit gives her a blunt to calm her down
>Twolot Speerrrrkalll cast a spell to sow the mouth of Glim shut
>Twolot Speerrrrkalll explodes the blunt, "dugs r baed."
"Stfu I'm doing what my husbando would do" and Daily takes a puff and coughs like a motherfucker
>Krono looks to Daily "You got fucking cancer. Get that shit checked out."
>"You can't get cancer from smoking weed"
>Glim then finds a random mask on the floor where Vinyl used to be;it appears to look like a stone batpone mask
>Glim puts on the mask and suddenly spikes are driven into her head,'killing' her.
>Twolot Speerrrrkall notices the 'dead' commie and yells"IRS NO WAN WORRAID ABUT DA DED HOARSE?!"
>"She can suck a pickle" and finishes the blunt, Daily does.
>Krono slaps Daily and heads over to Glim's 'corpse'
>Ember partially recognizes Twolot and asks "Do I know you?"
>"Deal with your dead marefriend yourself" She says
>Krono nudges Glim, "Wake up. I know you must be alive."
>Twolot responds "ER U MAST BER TAT DRGN ME AN RAR FND"
>Morky is off making crack
>Krono nudges Glim harder "WAKE UP."
>She wakes up
>Glim gets up and is noticeably different now.For one,she has batpone ears.Also fangs.
>Krono squints, "What the fuck?"
>"I must be high" Daily says
>Glim whispers
"Muda da"
>Daily gets up "I need to figure out how to reverse this so I'm going to find my husband" She says
>Krono reaches forwards and attempts to rip off the mask.
>Glim hugs Krono with the force of a thousand suns and lets him take off the mask;nothing changes as a result of taking it off.
>Fruit just nods "Nice"
>Krono tilts his head a bit, "I guess you're a vampire or some shit now."
>Glim tells him to shush and heads over to Meat King.She does one quick slap and his head comes clean off.She comes back afterwards and responds
"Yes of course I am,now help me kill that retarded purple pone"
>Ember looks at Glimmer and quickly latches onto Twolot Sporrrrkalll, "No touch."
>Glim just laughs and says
"Ember,I will not hesitate to kill you like I did to Meat,but tell me why are you defending this tard?"
>Ember's eyes cross a bit "No clue. Instinct?"
>Glim just sighs and grabs Ember and throws her against a wall with enough force not to kill her
>Twolot Sporrrkarlll screeches like a banshee, "NO PEIN, ANWY FERNSHEP" and casts a spell to push Glim away.
>Glim also screeches,yelling "UREEEEEEEEY" and shoots Twolot's neck with eye lazers
>Twolot screams in pain at the lasers pass through, but she still survives unscathed.
>Krono is currently thinking if sex with a vampire is going to be the same as normal sex.
>Suddenly Glimglam gets punched by someone yelling "OVERDRIVE"
>Krono quickly snaps into reality and swings his Bat-tle axe at the random pone.
>It turned out to be Jack Frost in a weird get-up.Jack turns to Krono and yells at him "GET AWAY FROM GLIMMER,SHE IS EVIL"
>"Fuck you." Krono swings at Jack's head.
>Morky suddenly appears to help his comrade from getting the shit beaten out of her.
>Jack dodges the swing, before looking over at Morky.
>"What the fuck are you doing?"
>Krono flies up before divebombing into Jack while he is distracted.
>Jack's skull gets cracked open, as he falls to the ground. The limp body on the ground twitches.
>Glim looks really pissed off and yells at Jack
"THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING,GOD DAMN THAT BURNS LIKE HELL!"
>Jack doesn't respond, because right now, he's in a pool of his own blood.
>Glim then sees the display and runs over to Jack.She then yells at Krono.
"THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT FOR?YOU ALMOST KILLED HIM.QUICK GET SOME BANDAGES"
>Krono beheads the fallen Jack to make sure he is dead.
>Krono then looks at Glim, "Well shit."
>Before Jack's head gets chomped off, he slides a bit to the right to dodge the blow.
>Glim slaps Krono with the force of 2 suns,hurdling him into Suitcase,who is now masturbating
>The force of Krono flying into Suitcase breaks his neck; great job Glim.
>But before the snapping of the neck happens,Glim shouts out
"ZA WAURDO!"
>Jack Frost is now frozen in time.
>Krono stops in mid-air, stopping the killing of Suitcase for now.
>Glim runs over to the frozen Krono and tries her best to stop his momentum when time resumes
>Time resumes
>When time resumes, Jack stands up to the best of his ability.
>"...Wha?"