Title: investigator in equestria: chapter 1 Author: Glace Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/zxavQ10j First Edit: Thursday 18th of December 2014 10:08:18 AM CDT Last Edit: Thursday 18th of December 2014 10:08:18 AM CDT investigator in equestria: chapter 1 >its 2:00 am >and youre fucking tired >but your brain isnt, its demandinganswers >you need to solve this case >youve been a private detective for years now >youre the best in the country >even the CIA has hired you for jobs >the money is great >but some cases are hard, annoying and tricky >and youve been a perfectionist all your life, if you gave up on a case it would haunt you for life >so you ended up being best friends with coffee >after you take a sip of what you think is your 26th cup of coffee you look at the evidence again >and conclude nothing... >fuck, you are getting frustrated at this point, maybe you need to sleep alittle and refresh your mind >you head off to bed and doze off >sleep came easy, guess you really were tired >... >you open your eyes >to see the sky >okay, either youre dreaming or something took you out of bed while you were sleeping >time to investigate your surroundings >as you get up you notice that the grass you are laying on has a smoother texture than normal >now that you are succesfully on your feet you proceed to inspect yourself >are you dressed? >yes >is there any marks on your body or your clothes? >no >are you hurt? >minor bruises >thats weird... >maybe whatever took you out here hurt you on the way >to get this question out of the way you inspect the bruises more carefully >they seem to have no shape >just irregularity >which means you got hit by some dense liquid >good to know >you look at your surroundings >nothing but plains for a while >and then theres forest >and a dirt road >you walk over to it >you see that there seems to be marks on the floor >hoof markings and 2 straight lines >a carriege was here >by the freshnes of the markings you can tell its headed north side and its not that far from here >maybe they were the ones that left you here >either way you should follow the trails carefully >after a few mintes of walking you realize something odd >theres very few clouds in the sky >too little for normal weather condition >youre definetly not anywhere near where you lived >not to mention the forest >now that you look back on it you realize that the trees looked blue >this is getting weirder and weirder >then you notice that theres a barn in the distance >thats probably where the carriege is headed >or its already arrived >either way you should walk silently and carefully >you start walking near the barn >you realize that next to the barn there is an apple orchard >maybe a cover up for organized crime >then you hear voices >you quickly hide behind some hay that was next to the barn >???:"darnit' big mac i told ya' not to damage the cart again!" >you asume whoever this female is talking to is 'big mac' >big mac:"sorry sis, the road was bumpy on the way here" >this guy sounds strong and dumb >in which case its not a good idea to jump them >you decide to keep listening >???:"jus' go 'nd git that thing fixed will ya'?" >big mac:"sure thing AJ" >alright the female is 'AJ' >as you hear a cart drag along with hoofsteps away from the barn you also hear the females voicce get closer to the hay youre hiding in >AJ:"big mac's gona waste all the budget if he keeps breakin' that darn' cart..." >she seems upset, but thats none of your concern >you need answers >and she can provide them >now how should you go about this? >aggresive or peacefull?