Title: investigator in equestria chapter 5 Author: Glace Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/ASb8bGVz First Edit: Monday 5th of January 2015 02:24:18 PM CDT Last Edit: Monday 5th of January 2015 02:24:18 PM CDT >you wake up >3 days remain untill the princess council >now the question is, what are you going to do untill then? >... >well, you did say you wer going to meet up with twiligths friends some time, but which one hsould you visit? >better think on it while you do your morning rituals >... >after youre done doing your morning rituals you head downstairs to find twiligth and spike having brakfast >oh, your breakfast is also ready there >twiligth:"morning anon, i made you breakfast hope you like it" >spike:"hey i made that bre-" remarks spike right before magic turns his mouth into a zipper >yep, youre 100% certain twilight made this toast, cereal, waffles and coffee "morning twilight, thanks for breakfast" you wink to spike >he gets the message and winks back, something tells you that this little dude is going to be alright with you >twilight:"got any plans for today anon?" "now that you mention it, i do" >twilight:"you do?, care to elaborate?" "im going to meet up with rainbow dash, i have a /fit/ness regimč and i dont want to break it now that im here" >twilight:"okay then, but my guess is you dont know where to find her, in which case i can help, her job here is to bust clouds and keep the weather controlled, so just look up to the sky untill you find rainbow hitting clouds, either that or untill you see a cloud with a rainbow tail" >she sleeps on the job huh? that sounds adorable though "alright cool, thanks for the advice twilight" >you wonder why shes so cool about you going out of her sight, untill you realize youre in another world, if anyhting major were to happen youd be a prime suspect, so even if you wanted to, you cant do anything bad >clever girl >after youre done eating breakfast you thank both spike and twilight and head off to find rainbow dash >... >youve been searching for half an hour, and you cant find jackshit >maybe you arent looking hard enough?, whatever just keep looking >... >cant see shit cap'n >godamnit, this is hopless, maybe you should head back in the meantime, or maybe hang out with someone else, maybe ming- >your toughts are interrupted by a gray pegasus witha blonde mane and tail running into you, she has a mailing uniform and her eyes look kind off crossed >"sorry mister, i wasnt paying attention... again..." "it's quite alright miss, tis but a scratch" >"oh, ok! glad to hear youre ok" "may i catch your name?" >"hmm? oh yeah, it's derpy hooves" >derpy, that name sounds adorable "pleased to meet you miss derpy, im anonymous, anon for short, may i ask why you were in such a hurry you flew into me?" >"oh yeah, its because im late for delivering this package" "well, i dont have anything planned, mind if i join you?" >"y-you want to h-hang out with me?..." "yeah, i dont see why not, i mean, youre an adorable pony and i have free time, so why not?" >she blushes at that statement >"alright then mr.anon!" "anon should do just fine derpy" >"ok, anon" she says witha cute smile" >you feel the diabeetus flowing through you just by looking at her >you walk quietly for a while untill derpy speaks up >"so where were you headed before i tackled you?" "i was trying to find rainbow dash... you know her right?" >"who doesnt, shes the most athletic pony in all of equestria!" "didnt know she was such a big deal, after all i just arrived yesterday" >"where are you from anyway? ive never seen something like you" "im a human, only one in equestria as far as anypony knows, and im from another world, called earth" >"youre from another world!? and how will you get back?" "odds are a wont, i already talked to twiligth sparkle, theres little to no chance that i'll get back home" >"oh, sorry..." "dont be, its not like it was so great anyway, i was pretty lonely, no friends, no family, no special someone, just me..." >"atleast here you got me! i'll be your friend!" "thanks derpy, i'll be more than happy to be friends with you" >"no problem anon!, oh were here" "so heres where you'll deliver the package?" >"yep, be right back i just gotta hand it to the pony" "ok, cool" >you wait there for a good minute or two while derpy deņivers the package >"ok im done, but i still need to deliver some more, and in the air, so this is goodbye for now anon" >she seems saddened by this "hey, calm down derpy, dont get all sad on me, tell ya what, when im done meeting rainbow i'll meet up with you sometime, after all thats what friends do right?" >she cheers up >"ok! later anon!" >and with that she flies off >she seems like a genuenly nice mare >... >you feel hooves touching your hands, you look down to see a mint unicorn looking and feeling your hands >what the fuck is up with this pony?