Title: investigator in equestria chapter 2 Author: Glace Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/HvTxQXaB First Edit: Friday 19th of December 2014 08:37:34 AM CDT Last Edit: Friday 19th of December 2014 08:37:34 AM CDT investigator in equestria part 2: >you decide to take her by surpsrise from behind >... >not in that way >as she starts walking by you prepare your asault >and as soon as she walks by, you make your move >you jump her >you grab her from her... >hooves? >ohgodwhatthefuckishappening >you stand on top of her so she cant really move >not that she could push you over either, shes got the strength of a toddler >it only takes seconds to inspect every inch of her >not in that way >hmm, she seems to have fur covering her body, she has the same shape as an equine, shes smaller tho, your guess is shes some weird mutant pony, she also has the ability of speech so there must be more of her kind to get that evolutionary trait, she has really big eyes, like wow, they are fucking huge, theyre beautiful tho, emerald green, she has a studson hat, her accent earlier and her apearance would deduce shes into agriculture, apples, since you saw the orchard, she also has a tatoo on her flank, apples tattoo to be more specific, talk about hardcore vegan... >"what in tarnation do you think youre doin!?" "umm, getting answers i guess..." >smooth >"what kinda' answers?" "for starters, where am i?" >"umm, equestria? what are ya', lost?" >no shit "you could say that, second question, what are you?" >"i was 'bout ta' ask the same thing" "didnt really answer my question" >"im a pony, now ya' mind getting offa' me?" >none of her answers made sense but theres no point in arguing about it now, you can get answers about that later "how do i guarantee you wont try to run or hurt me when i do?" >"nothin' but my word pardner`" >should you do it?, well she seems easy to catch if she runs, theres no civilization near by, and she cant really hit you hard due to her strenght >guess you will let her go "alright but after that you will keep answering my questions" >"only if ya' answer mine too" >an eye for an eye you guess "deal" >you get off the orange pony >and she stands up >and doesnt run away or yell >not that it wouldve done her any good >so that establishes shes smart enough to realize that or she is just very honest >or both >"so what in tarnation are ya'?" "well, im a human" >"ive never heard of any 'hoo-man' before" "that would mean that this is pure land never stepped on by humans, lets get deeper on that shall we?, you mentioned that this is equestria right? is that a country, city or county?" >"none" >well that means youre not in a regular political system country "so that means im either in a village or a kingdom, which is it?" >"yer' observation skills are good, to answer yer' question equestria is the kingdom, but specifically yer in ponyville" >ponyville, seriously? where are you, a kids cartoon? >actually where are you, in equestria, but where is equestria? "where in the globe is equestria?" >"tha' what now?, globe?, i dont know what yer talking about pardner" >figures >guess theres no point in questioning her anymore, but maybe she knows someone else with more knowlege about this "you know anybody who could help me answering more specific questions?" >"that'd be twilight, c'mon, ill take ya' to 'er, on the way there you could answer mah questions about you, wasnt' that our deal?" "fair's fair" >as you start walking the orange pony starts inquiring about you >"so whats yer name?" >hmm, being in a random place surrounded by creatures you cant fully trust, sounds like a bad idea to give out your real name >time to make up a name "anonymous" >"what a really weird name ya' got pard', mines applejack, nice to meet ya'" >why didnt you just start whit that anyway? sometimes you can be an idiot at social situations "a pleasure" >"so where ya' from?" >hmm, guess you can cover up the specifics to this question and still answer the general question "earth, in a country named (insert your country here)" >"i aint' ever heard of these places before" "so that means im far away from home then" >the question is how far? and how did you get here? >"so then how did ya get here?" "wish i knew, all i know is that i was sleeping and i woke up here" >"musta' been some sort a' magic misshap" >did you hear that right? "did you just say 'magic'?" >"i did, why never heard a magic before?" >wat "i dont think magic exists, atleast not where im from" >"how can ya'll live without magic?, its important here" "care to elaborate?" >"why dont i let twilight tell ya that? after all were here" >all you see is a town with a sign that says 'welcome to ponyville' >"jus' follow me to twilights library" >a librarian huh? well a bookworm can answer your questions >as you walk through the twon you notice the place is really vivid, colorfull, everywhere looks like someone confused the paint cans with cake, even the ponies, theyre so... colorfull >you also noticed that there were some with different things from applejack, while applejack was a 'regular' pony, some ponies seemed to have wings and others horns, the ponies with wings you guess could clasify as pegasi maybe, and the horned ones, unicorns, maybe theyre the ones responsible for magic >fascinating >although they dont seem to think the same of you >there werent many ponies on the way, mustve been a busy day >but the ones that did see you looked at you weird, not disgusted or suspicious, just weird >you cant really blame them, you are an alien walking casually on the streets with another pony >"well pard, were here" >all you see is a giant tree with a door and windows >well it does stand out you guess >applejack knocks on the door >???:"coming!" >a small purple lizard opens the door >welp, this place just keeps on getting weirder >???:"heya AJ and uhh..." >he looks at you weird "anon" >???:"cool, im spike the dragon, nice to meet you" >so this 'dragon' is spike, you imagined dragons bigger, maybe hes a baby? "a pleasure to meet you too" >he raises his claws in a fist bumb manner to you >now that, you know >you fistbump him back >spike:"ill get twilight for ya AJ" >AJ:"thankya' kindly spike" >the little dragon waddles into the tree and tells you to follow >as you walk into the tree you notice this really is a library, it has a crapload of books, some of them dont even have titles in the covers, oh god theyre runes and tomes... >youre gona borrow a few of these after youre done figuring this out >spike motions you into a living room >so this library doubles as a house >good to know >you and AJ sit >spike:"twilight will be right down" >AJ:"thak ya again spike" "thank you" >spike waddles up the stairs >you sit there for a good 30 seconds untill you hear clopping on wood >twilight:"hello applejack and, anon is it?" >wow she actually doesnt think youre a weirdo >kinda, she still looks intruiged by you >AJ:"howdy' twilight, im here to drop anon here, he has some questions fer ya', id stay but i got work to do at tha' orchard', see ya twilight, if you need anything just call" >and with that she makes her leave >"so mr. anonymous, how are you requiring my assistance?" "well where do i start?"