Title:           Investigator in equestria chapter 3
Author:          Glace
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First Edit:      Saturday 3rd of January 2015 09:38:12 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 3rd of January 2015 09:38:12 AM CDT

>you spent almost all night talking to twilight about how you got here
>she explained to you the basics and fundamental of magic and how you got here, apparently everything in this world works by magic, so sometimes magic surges randomly and causes random effects, in this case interstellar teleportation
>she also taught you about culture and basics of this world, she set up ameeting with the 'princess council' too, youve learned that there are four princesses in equestria, Celestia, Luna, Cadence and Twilight, and they will all be uniting in three days to plan out what to do with you
>why so many things?, simple, twilight also gave you the news that there is a very slim chance of you getting back to your world
>it hit you hard but not as hard as you expected, after all the only thing you had going for you was your job
>maybe here you can get a fresh start, a new beggining
>but for now youre in the present
>twilight also set up a meeting with her friends, who youve come to learn are protectors of equestria called elements of harmony
>youve already met applejack and twilight, you have no idea what the others will be like though, you hope they like you
>"hey anon, it'll be a while untill the girls arrive, what do you want to do in the meantime?"
>you wonder...
"do you have any board games here?, particularly strategic type?"
>"yeah, ive got chess, checkers, chinese checkers, risk, and land fight, which one do you want to play?"
>you made up your mind, she had you at chess, jesus christ you love chess, youre undefeated so far, maybe twilight will win? after all she is the super genious protigee of equestria
>you get goose bumps just thinking about an oponent like her
"how about a nice game of chess?"
>"oh, i see you have good taste in games, i should warn you, im undefeated though"
"what a coincidence, im also undefeated"
>"well then, lets see who can remain undefeated the longest then shall we?"
"its on, would you care to go first?"
>"a gentleman i see, you might regret that decision later though"
>she makes her first move
>...
>after you make your final move you say
"check mate, undefeated protigè"
>
>"what in celestias name!? how did you win!? i was perfect in every way, how did you win!?"
"calm down there twilight, i simply won, and no you werent perfect, you focused too much on getting my stronger chess pieces out you forgot to look at the outnumerous weaker pieces, ergo i used my queen as bait, no one can claim perfection twilight, we can perfect skills but never the entire thing"
>"... i understand..."
"youre not upset are you?"
>"...n-no, im just a little sad... i lost my undefeated record"
"hey twilight, no need to be sad, i know some day you'll beat me, and i'll be proud of you that day"
>"th-thanks anon"
"no problem, how long do you think it'll take for your friends to get here anyway?"
>as if on cue, a door knock is heard from the door
>"i'll get it" remarks twilight as she trots over to the door
>twilight opens the door and greets her friends, they all greet back, but a certain unpatient pegasus starts blabbering
>???:"so who is this mistery pony!? AJ's been keeping us in suspense all the way here!"
>twilight:"calm down rainbow dash, i'll take you to him"
>she leads the group of ponies into the living room, where they all see a giant minotaur looking dude sitting on twilights couch
>they all give interesting responses, but one of them was really different
>rainbow dash as you heard she was called from the other room, just decided to tackle you to the ground
>and to tell the truth it hurt more than you expected, bitch mighta popped your sternon into you lungs, but theres no need for her to know that, gotta play it cool...
>RD:"who are you!?, why are you in twiligths house!?"
>twilight:"rainbow dash!, calm down, thats anon!"
>RD:"wh-what?"
"you mind getting off of me now? or do you need to ask me some more pointless questions?"
>RD:"o-oh, right, sorry..." she replies as she gets off of you
>you get up and dust yourself
>twilight:"sorry about that anon, anyway, here are my friends, youve already met rainbow and apple jack, heres pinkiepie, fluttershy and rarity"
>they all greet in theyre own way, fluttershy simply hides behind her hooves and wings while peeking at you curiously, rarity winks at you and pinkie...
>she gets milimeters from your face and starts talking faster than usain bolt running in the olympics
>pinkie:"ohmygoshyoureanoniveneverseenoneofyoubeforewhatspeciesareyoudoyoulikeparties?whoamikiddingeveryponylikespartiessoitsmyjobtothrowyouawelcometoequestriapartyandnottoment-"
>twilight:"pinkie!, why dont you let him explain first?"
>pinkie"oh right, sorry twilight"
>she hops back
>rarity:"so anonymous darling, are you going to explain how you got to our world?, and while youre at it why dont you tell us a bit about you?"
"alright then, take a seat and i'll tell you all about it"