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The Silence of the Fluffies

By: Ginger_Fig on May 11th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.06 KB  |  hits: 858  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Be a 10 year old loli.
  2. >Police father gets shot.
  3. >Mother already dead.
  4. >Go to live with mother's cousin & her husband.
  5. >Fluffy pony ranch in Montana.
  6. >Rancher is a decent man.
  7. >Does not make you perform fellatio.
  8. >Does not sodomize you.
  9. One morning.
  10. >Wake up.  It's early, still dark.
  11. >Hear strange noise, like children screaming.
  12. >Go downstairs, outside, creep into barn.
  13. >Scared to look inside.
  14. >Must look.
  15. >They're amputating the legs of new fluffy pony foals.
  16. >Fluffy foals are screaming and crying.
  17. >Try to open pen.
  18. >Too stupid; they just stand there asking "pway?"
  19. >Fluffy foals won't run.
  20. >Take one fluffy pony foal and run away.
  21. >Run as fast as you can, no plan about where to go.
  22. >No food, no water, very cold.
  23. >Very cold.
  24. >Don't get more than a few miles.
  25. >Sheriff's car picks you up.
  26. >Rancher is so angry he sends you to live at the Lutheran Orphanage in Bozeman.
  27. >Never see the ranch again.
  28. >Your fluffy pony dies during amputation.
  29. >Still wake up some nights.
  30. >Hear the screaming of the fluffy ponies.
  31. >Grow up.
  32. >Join FBI.
  33. >Save fat chicks.