- >There's a new party game gaining popularity in your town.
- >Easy to play, only need some tape and a few fluffy ponies.
- >Mark a circle in the center with the tape.
- >Around the circle mark off sectors for each player.
- >6 players at this party so circle is divided into 6 equal parts.
- >Got it? Almost time to play.
- >Select a first fluffy pony, give it a good squeeze.
- >Important to get those bowels emptied out.
- >Now set fluffy down in the center circle.
- "You better not move out of that circle or you'll be in trouble."
- >Show fluffy the sorry stick so it knows you're serious.
- >"Fwuffy no move! Fwuffy no want spankies wif sowwy stick!"
- >Each player sits in their sector, surrounding fluffy pony.
- >3...2...1...begin!
- >Every player starts shouting horrifying threats at fluffy.
- >"I'm gonna burn your butthole with fire!"
- >"I'm going to cut off your nose with my razor!"
- >"My bugs are going to eat your eyes!"
- >Players scream & make scary faces at fluffy.
- >See why it was so important to empty out those bowels?
- >Eventually, terrified fluffy runs out of center circle.
- >Fluffy will run to one player for comfort.
- >"Pwease! Pwease save fwuffy! Meanie munsters scawe fluffy!"
- >That player failed to scare fluffy sufficiently.
- >He or she is out.
- >Player leaves the game and gives fluffy a painful whipping for leaving its center circle.
- >Re-sector for 5 players...select new fluffy pony...round 2.
- >Last player standing is the winner.
- >Honor & glory shall be heaped upon him.
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The Fluffy Game
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