Title:           The End of all Fluffies
Author:          Ginger_Fig
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First Edit:      Thursday 23rd of August 2012 03:44:02 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 23rd of August 2012 03:44:02 PM CDT

1/5
>The fluffy pony infestation has cost society billions of dollars.
>A toy company released them just a few years ago.
>"The World's First Biological Toy"
>They sold okay.
>Then they got loose.
>There's an urban legend that an animal rights group broke into a lab and released them.
>That's bull.  Fluffy ponies had already been on the market for months by the time that story started.
>If that had been true, the fluffies would have originated at one point and spread.
>No, the infestation began at multiple places simultaneously.
>Plus, no fluffy pony lab ever reported being broken into.
>This epidemic was caused by careless owners letting their fluffy ponies go free and form a breeding population.
 
>The executives of the toy company all got convicted and sent to prison.
>The head scientists went to prison as well.
>There they will be anally raped every day until they die.
>Even the assistants who worked on the fluffy project lost their credentials.
>They can't even get a job judging a Middle School science fair anymore.  
 
>The governments of the world have put out a call for help.
>Science created this menace; science must destroy it.
 
2/5
>You work in a lab now.
>A lab that may have the solution to the fluffy epidemic.
>Your boss comes down to see progress.
>"Lets have a look at subject #0001."
>You show him a fluffy pony in a quarantine box.
"Here he is, sir.  The effects of the toxin are very promising."
>Fluffy lays on his side, gasping for air.
>Tumors cover his body, cracking open and oozing blood & pus.
>Tears flow from his terrified eyes.
>"Fwuffy haf sickies" he moans weakly, "pwease huggies...pwease hewp."
>The boss is impressed.  "When was this fluffy exposed to the toxin?"
"30 hours ago, sir. We started with this one, then exposed a new fluffy every ten hours."
>"Good.  Are the others showing the same symptoms?"
"Yes. 2 hours after infection the fluffies begin to cough."
"5 hours; they have trouble breathing."
"At 10 hours, tumors appear. By this time the fluffy is in great pain."
"20 hours after infection they are no longer mobile."
>"So this toxin has potential?"
"Yes, I believe so. Next we need to test it on real animals to ensure against cross-species contamination."
>"Good work, keep me posted."
>Fluffy pony moans in agony. The tumors form inside his body too, crushing his organs.
"Shall I euthanize test subject #0001?"
>Boss shakes his head.
>"Euthanize none of them...let the toxin run its course until death."
>Subject #0001 suffers for 18 more hours before dying.
 
3/5
>Testing of the toxin has moved on to phase two.
>Fluffy ponies in outdoor pens play and frolic.
>One infected fluffy is introduced.
>Test subject #0086 is early in her infection, only 90 minutes.
>She doesn't know she's sick yet.
>Other fluffies greet her with hugs.
>In thirty minutes she's coughing.
>She gets some water from the shallow drinking pan.
>Immediately take a sample from the pan.
>It tests positive for the toxin.
>Infected fluffy eats from the food trough.
>This sample also comes up positive.
 
>In two hours other fluffies begin to cough.
>Check your notes...these are the ones that hugged her.
>Th symptoms spread like wildfire.
>Soon every fluffy is coughing.
>Remove subject #0086...observe the rest.
>20 hours later they're all laying on their sides, moaning in agony.
>At 48 hours all of them are dead.
>The control group animals suffered less than 5% death rate over the same period...mostly due to accidents.
 
>Phase three introduces other animals.
>Rabbits, hamsters, guinea pigs & chicks are first.
>Relatively harmless animals.
>Still, many test fluffies die in confrontations.
>Repeat the experiment in safer conditions.
>As before, the fluffies are infected and die in 48 hours.
>Other animals show no signs of illness, even when they nibble or hump fluffy corpses.
 
>Dogs and cats are tested next.
>These animals attack the infected fluffies and eat them.
>Dogs and cats are observed & tested for a week...no symptoms.
>Monkeys, parrots, horses, bears, even fish are tested.
>Only fluffy ponies are vulnerable.
 
4/5
>Testing takes a year.
>Every conceivable animal is tested, no ill effects.
>Just as you'd hoped.
>Since fluffy ponies were created in a lab their entire genome is documented.
>It's easy to create a toxin that only attacks their DNA.
>Finally, it's tested on humans.
>You volunteer, like a boss.
>No symptoms...humans are immune too.
>Hot intern chicks think you're brave.
>Have a 3-way that night.
 
>It's an international decision.
>Should the toxin be released?
>The UN votes unanimously...yes.
>Fluffy pony owners protest.
>It's okay, you developed a vaccine.
>Fluffy pony owners must sterilize their pets in order to get the vaccine.
>No new fluffies will be born.
>Breeders protest the loss of their business.
>Absolutely zero fucks are given.
>Breeders go back to their old jobs.
>Identity theft, cooking meth & kidnapping children for snuff porn.
 
>The toxin is released.
>It only takes 7 days to wipe out hundreds of millions of feral fluffies.
>The stench is great, but the nation rejoices.
>The toxin spreads to other countries.
>The world rejoices.
>Fluffy populations go from billions to a managable few hundred thousand housepets.
>These are sterilized, so as they die off there are no more.
 
5/5
4 and a half years later.
>You are lab supervior now.
>Your stock options made you millions.
>The lab works on cures for cancer now.
>One day you tour your kingdom.
>Check out the lab animals.
>Hear a sad, plaintive voice.
>"Pwease anybody? Fwuffy scawed...wan' huggies."
>Holy shit, a live fluffy pony?
>This might be the last one on Earth.
>She's marked "Subject #0768 LONG TERM CONTROL GROUP."
>You crouch down to see her in the cage.
>She's old, her legs shake from painful arthritis.
>"Why nu fwiends? Fwuffy awone vewy wong time."
"Well fluffy, you might be the last one left."
>"Whhaa!? Why nu mowe fwuffies?"
"They all got sick & died."
>She cries pitifully. "Nu mowe fwuffies! Fwuffy wonewey!"
>Fluffy askes "Why fwuffies awl died?"
"Bad humans created fluffy ponies, and they made big problems."
>"Whaa? Fwuffy nu pwobwem! Fwuffy am good...wuv hooman!"
"No, fluffy ponies were all killed off because your species was a bad mistake."
>Fluffy sobs in sorrow. "Fwuffy nu bad..."
"When you die there will be no more fluffies left."
>"Whhhaaa!!! Nu mowe huggies, nu mowe babbees! Whhhaaahh!!!"
>She holds up her stubby arms to you.
>"Pwease, pwease huggies?"
"No. You stay in your cage."
 
>The last fluffy pony lives 5 more months.
>By then it's the 5th anniversary of the toxin release.
>The last fluffy gets a cup full of food every day.
>Her water bottle gets refilled.
>Her waste is carried away.
>That's her only human contact.
>Fluffy begs for huggies like she does every day.
>Fluffy gets ignored like she does every day.
>The world's last fluffy pony dies alone and weeping.
>It doesn't even get mentioned in the newspaper.    
 
XXXXXXX-ALTERNATE ENDING-XXXXXXX
>The last fluffy pony lives 5 more months.
>By then it's the 5th anniversary of the toxin release.
>There's no reason to keep a long term control group anymore.
>Wonder if there's any of the old toxin left?
>You find some in the freezer.
>Fluffy begs for huggies like she does every day.
>You expose her to the toxin for old times sake.
>The world's last fluffy pony dies in horrible pain and suffering.
>It doesn't even get mentioned in the newspaper.