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Scenes from an Italian Restaurant

By: Ginger_Fig on May 2nd, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.68 KB  |  hits: 956  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Work at Italian restaurant.
  2. >Busboy, dish washer.
  3. >Angry because of low paying shit job.
  4. >Waitresses are supposed to share tips but never give you a fair cut.
  5. >Only joy comes from stray fluffy ponies.
  6. >Pasta smell attracts fluffies to back door.
  7. >These are domesticated fluffy ponies.
  8. >Some abandoned by fed-up owners.
  9. >Some pets that wandered off and got lost.
  10. >Not hard-core ferals who know how to forage & survive.
  11. >These fluffies have known human love but lost it.
  12. >Dirty, hungry, sad...only know how to beg.
  13. >Take out the garbage several times a night.
  14. >Fluffies crowd around back door.
  15. >Whimpering and begging.
  16. >"Psghetti's pwease?" "Sooo hungwy!" "Tummy huwt!" "Hewp pwease."
  17. "Stay right here. We dump old spaghetti at closing time."
  18. >Fluffies are happy, dance around hugging.
  19. >Every time trash is taken out, hungry fluffies beg "Psghetti's now pwease?"
  20. >Their mouths water.
  21. >Smells from the kitchen drive them mad with hunger.
  22. "Not yet, we dump it at closing time."
  23. >Sometimes it's cold & raining.
  24. >Fluffies always wait because they're too dumb to do anything else.
  25. >Waiting for the promise of spaghetti.
  26. >Finally, closing time.
  27. >Prop open door.
  28. >Carry out huge, steaming pot of spaghetti.
  29. >Dump it in trash.
  30. >Fluffy crying is deafening.
  31. >"Noooo!" "Why dump psghetti's?" "Pwease, sooo hungwy!"
  32. "Get the fuck out of here you little rats."
  33. >Kick a few.
  34. "I said we dump the spaghetti at closing time...not give it to dirty, disgusting fluffy vermin."
  35. >Make sure dumpster is tightly locked.
  36. >Fluffies bawl in disappointment and helpless rage.
  37. >Several bash their heads into the dumpster in frustration.
  38. >Their tears give you a hard-on.
  39. >Best part; they'll be back tomorrow.
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