Title:           Lavender plays outside
Author:          Ginger_Fig
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First Edit:      Wednesday 2nd of May 2012 04:37:52 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 2nd of May 2012 04:37:52 AM CDT

1/4
>Live in first floor apartment in the city.
>Get fluffy pony from adoption center.
>Lavender colored mare.
>Apperantly adoption center let fluffy ponies play outside for exercise.
>Fluffy pony loves outside time.
>Not in this neighborhood.
>Too many cars.
>Too many stray dogs.
>No safe yard for fluffy to play in.
>Fluffy pony not allowed outside.
>Heartbreaking for fluffy pony.
>Sits in window, whimpering.
>Begs every day "Owside pwease?"
"No. You can only go outside when we visit Grandma & Grandpa in the country."
>This is weekly, but not often enough for fluffy pony.
>One day, religionists come to the door.
"Can we share the good news about Jebus?"
>Fluffy pony sees her chance.
>Try to foot block, but fluffy pony escapes, happily squealing "Owside!"
>Shove religionists away from door.
"Stupid fuckers.  I'm going to make a $200 donation to the free abortion clinic in your name."
>Go searching for fluffy pony.
>Three hours later, success.
>Find her in an alley, being humped furiously by a dirty blue stallion.
>Fluff is damp, matted down enough on both fluffies to allow genital contact.
>Smack stray stallion away.
>Runs down alley, yelping and crying.
>Lavender looks up at me innocently.
>"Daddy pway owside?"
"No.  Bad fluffy is going back home."
>Snatch up fluffy pony by fluff.
>Cries in pain and fear.
>Cries more when she gets a hot bath.
>Cries even more when she gets spanking with sorry stick.
>Sent to bed, no treats, no huggies tonight.
>Have to take her to the vet now.
 
2/4
>Appointment with veterinarian next week.
>Lavender mare hates going to the vet.
>Thinks she's still being punished for going outside.
>Good...want to make an impression on her.
>Vet gives check-up.
>Thermometer up da butt.
>Gagged with tongue depressor.
>Bright light in eyes.
>Lavender cries and whines the whole time.
"I need a blood test too, I think she may be pregnant."
>Vet replies "We can do that with urine."
>Fluffy pony looks at you with sorrowful, begging eyes.
>"Pwease pee-pee test."
"No. Bad fluffy ponies get their blood taken."
>Vet understands.
>Vet readies big scary needle.
"This is what happens to bad fluffies who go outside."
>Lavender cries.  "Sowee daddy...pwease no needwe! Scawy!"
"Are you going to go outside again?"
>Dumb fluffy pony still doesn't get it.
>"Yes, yes! Owside, pwease!" Hopping excitedly.
"Stab her Doc."
>Fluffy pony squeals in pain as blood is drawn.
>Half hour later; results.
>The little slut is knocked up.
 
3/4
>Veterinarian asks "You want to terminate?  It's easy."
>Think for a moment.
>Have a better idea.
"No, I think I'll let her go full term."
>Vet explains the difficulties of taking a mare to full term while avoiding fluffsplosion.
>Provides you with pamphlets & special vitamins.
>Wishes you luck.
>Take Lavender home.
>Fluffy pony is confused at dinner time.
>Healthier food, plus vitamins on the side.
>"Why diffwent nummies?"
>"Vitamimms yucky."
"You have to eat healthier now because the baby is coming."
>Fluffy pony is overjoyed at thought of a baby.
>Takes stupid fluffy a week to understand she is having the baby, not you.
>Time passes.
>Fluffy pony getting bigger.
>Eating loads now.
>Taking every precaution.
>No rough play.
>Limited huggies.
>Frequent vet visits.
>Finally, the day arrives.
>Shave fluffy pony hindquarters.
>Traumatic for any fluffy pony.
>Keep Lavender calm by reminding her the baby is coming.
 
4/4 The Exciting Conclusion
>It's time.
>Push on belly to maneuver foal into birth position.
>Well lubed finger up fluffy pony vag.
>Lavender whimpers and cries.
>Gently slide wet fluffy foal out onto towel.
>"Dat my baby?" she whispers in awe.
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>Snatch newborn foal away before she has a chance to nuzzle it.
>Foal squeaks, already knows fear.
"Bad fluffies who disobey and go outside don't get to keep their babies!"
>Lavender is freaking out.  "Nooo! Pwease give baby! Baby needs mummy!"
>Carry foal to front door, Lavender scrambles to follow.
>Still bleeding from vag.
>Put tiny foal out on sidewalk. Slam door.
>"Noo! Owside dangewous for baby! Pwease give baby back, pwease!"
"No. Baby came because bad fluffy pony disobeyed daddy and went outside. Now baby has to stay outside."
>Lavender scratches at glass door frantically with tiny hooves.
>Newborn foal squeaks...squirms around looking for its mother.
>The crows find it first.
>"Bwack biwdies go 'way!" screams Lavender, nearly gagging on her own tears.
>The crows do not go away.
>The crows feast.
>Tiny foal is gone.
"Why did this happen, Lavender?"
>Fluffy pony is crying too hard to answer.
>Make her answer.
"Why did this happen, Lavender?"
>"Becauwse Lavendew bad fluffy.  Lavendew go owside" she cries.
"So the baby had to die, right?"
>"Yes...baby die becauwse Lavendew bad, go outside.  Sowwee baby."
>Later that day, no milk for coffee.
>Shave around fluffy pony crotchboob.
>Milk titty for coffee.
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