Title:           How Anon became filthy rich
Author:          Ginger_Fig
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First Edit:      Friday 4th of May 2012 12:15:17 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 4th of May 2012 12:15:17 PM CDT

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>Be a sick fuck.
>Get job at municipal fluffy pony shelter.
>Everybody knows you're a sick fuck.
>Actually wrote "Sick Fuck" in previous experience line of application.
>Not a single fuck was given.
>Have an idea.
>For SCIENCE.
>Easy to tell when a mare is in heat.
>Super affectionate...want extra huggies from anyone.
>These mares get seperated from the general population.
>Special isolation cages.
>For weeks, spend extra time with the in-heat mares.
>They love the attention.
>Use plastic scraper to collect fluffy pony pussy juice.
>Look...I already said you were a sick fuck.
>Don't act so surprised.
>Keep your fluffy mare pussy juice collection frozen.
>Finally have enough.
>Mix fluffy pony mare juice with aerosol propellant.
>Now, select a few pregnant mares.
>"Owwwiieee! Caweful! Babeees coming!"
>Put them in the playpen with several stallions.
>No issues.  Normal hugging and playing.
>Now, pull out pregnant mares.
>Yank up tails, spray with pussy juice solution.
>"Oww! Cowd!"
>OOh, things are gonna get hot soon enough.
 
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>Release pregnant mares back into playpen.
>Immediate reaction.
>Stallions sniff fluffy butts in greeting.
>They like what they smell.
>Pregnant mares squeal in protest.
>"Noooo! Not special huggies pwease!"
>They're too fat to scramble away.
>Stallions fight to mount mares.
>Seven stallions...only three mares.
>Pushing, shoving...multiple mounting.
>Excited stallions fuck any hole they can find.
>Pregnant mares are beaten to shit by ordeal.
>Unable to flee or protect themselves.
>In stress and panic, all three miscarry at once.
>Undeveloped fluffy foals slide out on playpen floor.
>Mothers try to clean foals, nuzzle and hug them.
>Stallions continue humping until scent wears off.
>Stallions now join in on care of miscarried foals.
>Unaware of their part in miscarriage.
>"Babees wake up!" "Need miwk nummies!"
>Fluffy ponies turn to you.
>"Pwease hewp, Mista." "Babees no wake up."
>Toss the little vermin back in their cages.
>Make sure the mothers see you throw their foals in the trash.
>Experiment successful.
>You now have a marketable product.
Demonstration time.
>Fluffy ponies are enjoying outside play time.
>Boss is there.
>Sneak up...spray boss leg with fluffy pony pussy spray.
>Boss is instantly mobbed by fluffy stallions, humping his leg.
>Everybody laughs.
>Boss' pants are ruined.
>Fluffy stallions that humped him are punished brutally with sorry stick.
>Everyone agrees...new product is a winner.
>Boss & co-workers help finance.
>Everybody makes millions on hottest prank product in years.
>Boss can buy lots more new pants.