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Helping a Fluffy Filly

By: Ginger_Fig on Aug 25th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.21 KB  |  hits: 699  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Trying to enjoy your lunch.
  2. >Hear screaming and crying coming from the bushes.
  3. >Goddamnit, what now?
  4. >Part the bushes, two feral males are raping a fluffy filly.
  5. >She's little...too little for special huggies.
  6. >Barely old enough to be away from momma.
  7. >She probably got separated from her herd.
  8. >They all freeze in terror.
  9. >They're cornered, they can't run anywhere.
  10. >"Whhhaaahh! Pwease Mista hewp fwuffy! Meanie fwuffies huwt fwuffy!"
  11. "Yeah, I'll help."
  12. >Pick up fluffy filly.
  13. >Take the rubber band from your lunch bag.
  14. >Wrap it around her snout, snap it tight.
  15. "There, that'll help you be quiet."
  16. >Crying filly whimpers in terror.
  17. >You drop her back into the bushes.
  18. >You hear a crack and a pained squeal...she broke a leg.
  19. >Other fluffies look up at you.
  20. >"Fank Mista! Fiwwy very noisy, gif eaw owwies!"
  21. "Don't thank me...if I hear another sound out of you vermin I'll burn you all alive."
  22. >Flick cigarette lighter to drive home the point.
  23. >"Nu buwn fwuffies! Speciaw huggies vewy qwiet! Pwomise!"
  24. >Return to your bench.
  25. >All you hear is a light "enf, enf, enf" sound.
  26. >You can tolerate that.
  27. >You only get 30 minutes for lunch.
  28. >That burned up 5 of them.
  29. >Hope they rape that noisy little cunt to death.
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