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Fluffy vs. Clapton

By: Ginger_Fig on May 31st, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.60 KB  |  hits: 617  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Hanging out with buddy.
  2. >Drinkin'...smokin' that shit.
  3. >Listening to Clapton.
  4. >Let fluffy pony outside to play.
  5. >Safe fenced in backyard.
  6. Minutes later...
  7. >Hear fluffy pony squealing in terror.
  8. >"Nuuu! Pwease no wan' dis huggies! Huwt speciaw pwace!"
  9. >Look out window.
  10. >Two ferals have snuck through the fence.
  11. >They're tag teaming your filly.
  12. >Filly screaming and crying for help.
  13. >Daddeee! Hewp fwuffy pwease! Meanie fluwwies huwt! Whaaaahhh!!!"
  14. "Yo, you need another beer?"
  15. >Buddy does.
  16. >He asks;
  17. >"Eh...aren't you gonna do something about that?"
  18. >okay.jpg
  19. >Turn up music.
  20. >Clapton is a god.
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