Title: Fluffy Mummy Author: Ginger_Fig Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/8eTT2kAA First Edit: Friday 4th of May 2012 12:08:58 PM CDT Last Edit: Friday 4th of May 2012 12:08:58 PM CDT 1/1 >Live in apartment complex. >Single fluffy mare lives under front steps. >Have complained to the manager but he likes fluffy ponies. "Quit being an asshole. She's not hurting anything." >She's annoying as hell; thinks you're her friend. >Runs out to babble at you every time you go outside. >To go to work...to get mail...when you go to the bar. >"Hewwo fwiend! Wan' pway?" >Ignore the stupid little shit. >Soon, she gets pregnant. >Neighbors leave her food during pregancy. >A few weeks later, three squeaking fluffy foals. >"Fwiend! Come see babees!" "No I don't want to see your wretched spawn." >Neighbors think fluffy foals are adorable. >Food donations continue for a while but finally taper off. >Fluffy mare has to leave foals to go forage. >Dumb foals do not stay in safe den. >See them stumbling around on stubby legs, trying to hug strangers. >Stray dog does not give huggies. >Stray dog kills all three shrieking foals for fun. >Fluffy mare finds babies mangled on sidewalk. >Cries pitifully over her dead foals. >Neighbors can do nothing, so they close windows or turn up music. >You decide to go get drunk to celebrate. >As you leave, fluffy hugs your leg, desperate for any comfort. >"Babees die. *sob* Why babees died?" >Lean down. Face to face. "Because you are a bad mommy and you didn't love your babies enough." >Shake her off...walk away. >Hours later, come back drunk. >Fluffy mommy drowned in her own tears.