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Fluffy Guests

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1/6
>Fluffy pony very happy.
>Fluffy pony has good home.
>Every room safe.
>Bowl full of food for when daddy is away.
>Outside play area.
>Fence keeps out munsters.
>Net above keeps out bad biwdies.
>Fluffy can play outside while daddy is away.
One day...
>Strange noise near fence.
>Squeal, run in terror.
>Hide (cover head with hooves in center of yard).
>Nervously peek.
>Not munsters.
>Only other fluffy ponies.
>Trot over to fence.
>"Pway?"
>"Pway!"
>It's not working.
>Can't give huggies.
>Can't play.
>30 minutes later, figure out the problem.
>The fence is in the way!
>"Fence meanie!" complain visitor fluffies.
>One fluffy finds a weak spot, squeezes thru.
>That fluffy sure is smart!
>Huggies are given.
>Other fluffies cry and pound their feeble hooves against the fence.
>After a great deal of inane babble, other fluffies figure out how to squeeze through the hole.
>Lots of friends playing in the yard now.
>Be a good fluffy...show them the toys.
>Finally, one fluffy stops playing.
>Stomach rumbles.
>"Tummy huwt."
>Fluffy ponies confused.
>Half hour of hard thinking.
>Finally, smart friend figures it out; "Fwuffy hungwy!"
>Others agree.
>This time, you are smart fluffy.
>"Nummies inside!"
2/6
>Run to the house, lead visiting fluffies to your door flap.
>"Nummies inside! Eat food, no more hungwy, pway more!"
>Visitor fluffies are afraid to go inside.
>"Munsters?"
>"No munsters...nummies!"
>Pass thru flap to show it's safe.
>Visitor fluffies finally follow.
>There's lots of fluffy ponies.
>Food in your bowl isn't enough.
>Fluffies begin opening cabinets.
>Vistor fluffies easily defeat fluffy-safe locks.
>Bags of fluffy chow are ripped open, spilled on floor.
>Uh-ho.
>Daddy is going to be angry at those fluffies.
>Other fluffy ponies are not so hungry.
>They are running all over the house, playing.
>Things are knocked over, broken.
>Daddy is going to be VERY angry at those fluffies.
>Some fluffy ponies don't even know the right place to make poopies.
>Daddy's bed is NOT the right place to make poopies.
>Daddy is going to be EXTREMELY angry at those fluffies.
>Fluffy ponies in the kitchen have found the treats.
>They're eating all the treats.
>Don't they know they'll get a tummy ache from eating too many treats?
>Daddy is going to be FURIOUS at those fluffies.
>Hear car in driveway.
>Yay!
>Now Daddy will meet all your new friends!
Come home from work.
Looking forward to seeing your one fluffy pony.
You've invested thousands in a covered, frenced in back-yard.
Entire house is fluffy-safe.
All to keep fluffy pony safe & happy.
Come inside.
WTF chaos!?
Two dozen fluffy ponies are tearing up your house.
Potted plants knocked over, chewed on.
Kitchen fucked up.
Food bags torn open.
Shit, everywhere.
Your fluffy pony prances up to you like any day.
Expecting to be picked up & hugged.
>"Hi daddy! New fwiends come pway!"
3/6
>Daddy does not seem happy to see you, or your friends.
>Daddy is yelling, grabbing your friends by their fluff.
>Friends crying...doesn't daddy know that hurts?
>Daddy is scaring your friends.
>New friends run, but can't remember where the door flap is.
>Daddy is very angry when he sees the poopies.
>Where is daddy going?
>Daddy comes back with the naughty cage.
>Grabbing crying fluffy ponies by their fluff, tossing them into cage.
>The naughty cage is too small for so many fluffies.
>Some fluffies have to stand on top of their friends.
>Crying fluffy ponies pee and make poopies in cage.
>Doesn't smell pretty.
>Doesn't smell pretty at all.
Group of stray fluffy ponies have made a total wreck of your house.
Your own stupid fluffy pony just stands there looking dumb.
You know she let them in.
Gather up all the strays.
Pack them in the cage you got when your fluffy was little.
They're all screaming & crying.
They're gonna cry more when you take them to the worst shelter in town.
Tempted to send your own dumbass to the shelter with them.
No...you'll deal with her.
>Daddy has packed all your new friends in the naughty cage.
>They're scared, crying and begging to be let out.
>Well...they were naughty.
>One last fluffy pony hiding under the couch.
>Very little...almost a foal.
>Terrified little fluffy sprints when daddy's feet come near.
>Daddy catches fluffy pony, tosses him in the naughty cage.
>Where is daddy going now?
>Uh-ho...he's got the sorry stick.
>Is he going to spank all those naughty fluffies?
>That's going to take daddy a very long time.
>Hopefully daddy won't be so angry after naughty fluffies have been punished.
4/6
Finally gather up the last straggler.
House is going to take forever to clean up.
That stench will take weeks to air out.
You think one of the little bastards even crapped in your bed.
Now there's your own traitor fluffy to deal with.
Get the sorry stick from the closet.
She's not running from you...just looking dumb.
Stupid thing doesn't even realize she's in trouble.
>Daddy grabs your tail.
>Squeal in fear.
>Does daddy think you were naughty?
>You didn't break anything.
>You didn't rip open food bags.
>You didn't eat all the treats.
>You definatley didn't make poopies outside the box.
>Why is daddy mad at you?
"You let all these strays in, didn't you?"
>Holding you by tail, daddy picks you up to his face.
>He's very angry.
>"New fwiends...wan' pway."
"Look at this house! Do you see what these strays did?"
>"Naughty fwuffies bweak t'ings...eat nummies...make bad poopies."
"Because YOU let them in the house."
>Fluffy pony brain takes a minute to comprehend that.
>Uh-ho.
>You're in trouble.
5/6
>Finally realize; Daddy is mad at YOU.
>Sorry stick is not for naughty stray fluffies.
>"Noooo! Fwuffy soweee, daddy! Pwease no spankies wif sowwee stick!"
"That's just the beginning of your problems."
>Daddy holds you by tail, just above kitchen table.
>Try to escape but front hooves just slide on table.
>Daddy gives long, painful spanking with sorry stick.
>Fluff is poor protection against thin, whippy cane.
>"Owwwieee! Fwuffy soweee, pwease stop, no mowe! Pwease!"
>Daddy finishes when he wants to finish, not when you want to.
>Naughty cage is full, so daddy puts you inside box.
>Box is dark & scary.
>You can hear visitor fluffies still crying.
>You can hear daddy take them away.
Cage won't fit in your car so have to call friend with a truck.
Now you owe him a favor.
Set cage outside to wait for him.
Even 18 fluffies aren't very heavy.
Mostly fluff after all.
Neighborhood dogs come to sniff cage.
Fluffy ponies inside scream in terror.
>"Nooo!" "Munster!" "No eat wuffy, pweassseee!"
Let the dogs sniff.
Friend finally shows up.
"Wanna take 'em over to Sunny Gardens Shelter?"
"No...just the city pound."
Friend protests "That's clear across town."
"Look what they did to my house."
Friend inspects house. "Okay...city pound it is."
Fluffies are loaded in truck.
Wind, noise, motion sickness. Fluffies are terrified.
No more than they deserve.
Drop them off at worst shelter in town.
Dank storage room...overcrowded cages.
No sunlight...cheapest food possible.
Hope you die you little shits.
Still gotta pay friend for gas.
6/6
>Don't like the box.
>Daddy is very angry.
>Fluffy bottom hurts from spankies.
>Hungry...naughty fluffies ate all the food.
>Hear key in door.
>Shiver in box and start crying again.
>Daddy pulls you out by fluff.
"We are going to clean this up now."
>Daddy uses fluffy as a mop to sweep up kitchen.
>Worst part is cleaning up poopies.
>Cry a lot as poopies gets in fluff.
Use fluffy pony to clean up mess.
It's actually harder than using a normal broom or mop.
Still, you want to make an impression.
Later, fix hole in fence.
Board up fluffy door flap.
Fluffy stays in safe room from now on.
Not buying new treats either.
That was a two month supply...no treats for two months.
>Fwuffy pony can't go owside now.
>Safe room very small.
>Have to stay inside until daddy comes home.
>Daddy is nice, plays with fluffy.
>Lets fluffy outside only when daddy is home.
>No tweats though.
>Fwiends ate all tweats.
>Long, boring days in safe room.
>Fluffy pony is not so happy anymore.

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1/6
>Fluffy pony very happy.
>Fluffy pony has good home.
>Every room safe.
>Bowl full of food for when daddy is away.
>Outside play area.
>Fence keeps out munsters.
>Net above keeps out bad biwdies.
>Fluffy can play outside while daddy is away.
One day...
>Strange noise near fence.
>Squeal, run in terror.
>Hide (cover head with hooves in center of yard).
>Nervously peek.
>Not munsters.
>Only other fluffy ponies.
>Trot over to fence.
>"Pway?"
>"Pway!"
>It's not working.
>Can't give huggies.
>Can't play.
>30 minutes later, figure out the problem.
>The fence is in the way!
>"Fence meanie!" complain visitor fluffies.
>One fluffy finds a weak spot, squeezes thru.
>That fluffy sure is smart!
>Huggies are given.
>Other fluffies cry and pound their feeble hooves against the fence.
>After a great deal of inane babble, other fluffies figure out how to squeeze through the hole.
>Lots of friends playing in the yard now.
>Be a good fluffy...show them the toys.
>Finally, one fluffy stops playing.
>Stomach rumbles.
>"Tummy huwt."
>Fluffy ponies confused.
>Half hour of hard thinking.
>Finally, smart friend figures it out; "Fwuffy hungwy!"
>Others agree.
>This time, you are smart fluffy.
>"Nummies inside!"

2/6
>Run to the house, lead visiting fluffies to your door flap.
>"Nummies inside! Eat food, no more hungwy, pway more!"
>Visitor fluffies are afraid to go inside.
>"Munsters?"
>"No munsters...nummies!"
>Pass thru flap to show it's safe.
>Visitor fluffies finally follow.
>There's lots of fluffy ponies.
>Food in your bowl isn't enough.
>Fluffies begin opening cabinets.
>Vistor fluffies easily defeat fluffy-safe locks.
>Bags of fluffy chow are ripped open, spilled on floor.
>Uh-ho.
>Daddy is going to be angry at those fluffies.
>Other fluffy ponies are not so hungry.
>They are running all over the house, playing.
>Things are knocked over, broken.
>Daddy is going to be VERY angry at those fluffies.
>Some fluffy ponies don't even know the right place to make poopies.
>Daddy's bed is NOT the right place to make poopies.
>Daddy is going to be EXTREMELY angry at those fluffies.
>Fluffy ponies in the kitchen have found the treats.
>They're eating all the treats.
>Don't they know they'll get a tummy ache from eating too many treats?
>Daddy is going to be FURIOUS at those fluffies.
>Hear car in driveway.
>Yay!
>Now Daddy will meet all your new friends!

Come home from work.
Looking forward to seeing your one fluffy pony.
You've invested thousands in a covered, frenced in back-yard.
Entire house is fluffy-safe.
All to keep fluffy pony safe & happy.
Come inside.
WTF chaos!?
Two dozen fluffy ponies are tearing up your house.
Potted plants knocked over, chewed on.
Kitchen fucked up.
Food bags torn open.
Shit, everywhere.
Your fluffy pony prances up to you like any day.
Expecting to be picked up & hugged.
>"Hi daddy! New fwiends come pway!"

3/6
>Daddy does not seem happy to see you, or your friends.
>Daddy is yelling, grabbing your friends by their fluff.
>Friends crying...doesn't daddy know that hurts?
>Daddy is scaring your friends.
>New friends run, but can't remember where the door flap is.
>Daddy is very angry when he sees the poopies.
>Where is daddy going?
>Daddy comes back with the naughty cage.
>Grabbing crying fluffy ponies by their fluff, tossing them into cage.
>The naughty cage is too small for so many fluffies.
>Some fluffies have to stand on top of their friends.
>Crying fluffy ponies pee and make poopies in cage.
>Doesn't smell pretty.
>Doesn't smell pretty at all.

Group of stray fluffy ponies have made a total wreck of your house.
Your own stupid fluffy pony just stands there looking dumb.
You know she let them in.
Gather up all the strays.
Pack them in the cage you got when your fluffy was little.
They're all screaming & crying.
They're gonna cry more when you take them to the worst shelter in town.
Tempted to send your own dumbass to the shelter with them.
No...you'll deal with her.

>Daddy has packed all your new friends in the naughty cage.
>They're scared, crying and begging to be let out.
>Well...they were naughty.
>One last fluffy pony hiding under the couch.
>Very little...almost a foal.
>Terrified little fluffy sprints when daddy's feet come near.
>Daddy catches fluffy pony, tosses him in the naughty cage.
>Where is daddy going now?
>Uh-ho...he's got the sorry stick.
>Is he going to spank all those naughty fluffies?
>That's going to take daddy a very long time.
>Hopefully daddy won't be so angry after naughty fluffies have been punished.

4/6
Finally gather up the last straggler.
House is going to take forever to clean up.
That stench will take weeks to air out.
You think one of the little bastards even crapped in your bed.
Now there's your own traitor fluffy to deal with.
Get the sorry stick from the closet.
She's not running from you...just looking dumb.
Stupid thing doesn't even realize she's in trouble.

>Daddy grabs your tail.
>Squeal in fear.
>Does daddy think you were naughty?
>You didn't break anything.
>You didn't rip open food bags.
>You didn't eat all the treats.
>You definatley didn't make poopies outside the box.
>Why is daddy mad at you?
"You let all these strays in, didn't you?"
>Holding you by tail, daddy picks you up to his face.
>He's very angry.
>"New fwiends...wan' pway."
"Look at this house! Do you see what these strays did?"
>"Naughty fwuffies bweak t'ings...eat nummies...make bad poopies."
"Because YOU let them in the house."
>Fluffy pony brain takes a minute to comprehend that.
>Uh-ho.
>You're in trouble.

5/6
>Finally realize; Daddy is mad at YOU.
>Sorry stick is not for naughty stray fluffies.
>"Noooo! Fwuffy soweee, daddy! Pwease no spankies wif sowwee stick!"
"That's just the beginning of your problems."
>Daddy holds you by tail, just above kitchen table.
>Try to escape but front hooves just slide on table.
>Daddy gives long, painful spanking with sorry stick.
>Fluff is poor protection against thin, whippy cane.
>"Owwwieee! Fwuffy soweee, pwease stop, no mowe! Pwease!"
>Daddy finishes when he wants to finish, not when you want to.
>Naughty cage is full, so daddy puts you inside box.
>Box is dark & scary.
>You can hear visitor fluffies still crying.
>You can hear daddy take them away.

Cage won't fit in your car so have to call friend with a truck.
Now you owe him a favor.
Set cage outside to wait for him.
Even 18 fluffies aren't very heavy.
Mostly fluff after all.
Neighborhood dogs come to sniff cage.
Fluffy ponies inside scream in terror.
>"Nooo!" "Munster!" "No eat wuffy, pweassseee!"
Let the dogs sniff.
Friend finally shows up.
"Wanna take 'em over to Sunny Gardens Shelter?"
"No...just the city pound."
Friend protests "That's clear across town."
"Look what they did to my house."
Friend inspects house.  "Okay...city pound it is."
Fluffies are loaded in truck.
Wind, noise, motion sickness.  Fluffies are terrified.
No more than they deserve.
Drop them off at worst shelter in town.
Dank storage room...overcrowded cages.
No sunlight...cheapest food possible.
Hope you die you little shits.
Still gotta pay friend for gas.

6/6
>Don't like the box.
>Daddy is very angry.
>Fluffy bottom hurts from spankies.
>Hungry...naughty fluffies ate all the food.
>Hear key in door.
>Shiver in box and start crying again.
>Daddy pulls you out by fluff.
"We are going to clean this up now."
>Daddy uses fluffy as a mop to sweep up kitchen.
>Worst part is cleaning up poopies.
>Cry a lot as poopies gets in fluff.

Use fluffy pony to clean up mess.
It's actually harder than using a normal broom or mop.
Still, you want to make an impression.
Later, fix hole in fence.
Board up fluffy door flap.
Fluffy stays in safe room from now on.
Not buying new treats either.
That was a two month supply...no treats for two months.

>Fwuffy pony can't go owside now.
>Safe room very small.
>Have to stay inside until daddy comes home.
>Daddy is nice, plays with fluffy.
>Lets fluffy outside only when daddy is home.
>No tweats though.
>Fwiends ate all tweats.
>Long, boring days in safe room.
>Fluffy pony is not so happy anymore.

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