Title:           Fluffy Accident
Author:          Ginger_Fig
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/nfyCEBQb
First Edit:      Wednesday 2nd of May 2012 04:34:18 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 2nd of May 2012 04:34:18 AM CDT

>Be smart fluffy pony.
>Daddy lets you be free in the apartment while he is away.
>Don't have to stay in safe room anymore.
>Daddy is a good daddy.
>Have safe water bottle, bowl of dry food in case you get hungry before dinner.
>Make poopies only in the litter box.
>Favorite place to sit is on cabinet, looking out window.
>See garbage man.
>He's big and strong, lifts garbage cans that Daddy struggles with.
>Wave to him...maybe a new friend.
>Garbage man does not wave back.  Looks angry.
>Garbage man is scary.
>Flowers are pretty.
>Something lands on flowers.
>Pretty, and delicate like flowers.
>It flies!
>Pretty bug has wings.
>Not stubby, feathered wings that only flap.
>Beautiful, colorful wings that pretty bug can fly with.
>So excited.
>Wish Daddy was home so you can tell him about pretty bug.
>Hop around on cabinet.
>Back legs slip.
>Doesn't smell pretty.
>Oh no.
>Got too excited...pooped on top of cabinet.
>Daddy is going to be angry at fluffy pony.
 
>Stare at poop for hours.
>Afraid of Daddy.
>Afraid of sorry stick.
>Smart fluffy ponies only make poopies in the litter box.
>What do?
>If poop wasn't here Daddy wouldn't get angry.
>Brilliant idea; clean up poopies!
>Daddy uses towels to clean you when you're dirty.
>Need towels.
>Towels are on high shelf in bathroom.
>Fluffy pony can not reach.
>Bath mat is like a towel.
>Drag bath mat into living room.
>Straining every muscle...herculean effort for fluffy pony.
>Climb up arm-chair, drag bath mat over to cabinet.
>It's not very effective.
>Just smearing poop all over cabinet.
>Now poop is on your hooves and in your fluff.
>Crying.
>Daddy is going to be very angry.
>Try harder.
>Don't want a spanking with sorry stick.
>Slip in poop, fall off cabinet.
>Owwie.
>Climb back up.  Now arm chair has poop hoofprints.
>Very scared now, trying so hard to clean up poopies.
>Just making things worse.
>Getting darker outside.
>No understanding of time, but know Daddy will be home soon.
>Daddy is going to be very angry.
 
>Noises at the door.
>Daddy is home.
>Crying...tummy feels bad.
"Hello Peach Blossom, I'm home."
>Too afraid to go greet him.
>Hide under cabinet, crying and whimpering "Sowwee."
"What the hell happened here?"
>You want to explain that it was an accident and you tried hard to clean it up.
>You can only squeak "Accident."
"You're damn right you had an accident!  Bad!"
>Whacks your head with newspaper.
>Now newspaper has poop on it.
>Daddy is very angry.
>Grabs you by the wings (only part with no poop).
"You do not do this in the living room!"
>Rubs your nose in poop.
>Does he think you WANTED to poop on the cabinet?
>"Owww...sowweee...accident!"
>Daddy carries you to bathroom, puts you in the tub.
"Stay here!"
>Puts sorry stick on edge of tub so you remember to stay put.
>Leaves you there.
 
>Daddy comes back, flushes lots of dirty toilet paper.
>Toilet noise is scary.
>He's saying bad words.
>Hope Daddy doesn't flush fluffy pony down the toilet.
>Now it's time to clean fluffy pony.
>Bath-time is usually fun.
>Play in the water...Daddy makes sure soap doesn't get in your eyes.
>Bath time is not fun today.
>Water is too hot.
>Daddy is angry, pulls on fluff as he tries to brush poop out.
>Shampoo gets in eyes...it stings.
>Everything hurts, but you try not to struggle.
>Maybe if you're good Daddy won't spank you with the sorry stick.
>Roughly dries you off with a towel.
"Stay here."
>Shivering in bath-tub.  Now it's too cold.
>Daddy comes back with ruined bath rug.
>Tosses it on floor.
"You don't do this! Understand?"
>Whimper, cower before angry Daddy.
>"Sowwee...accident...sowwee."
>It's not effective.
>Daddy picks you up by tail,
>Front hooves scramble to escape but gain no traction on slippery bathroom floor.
 
>Daddy picks up sorry stick.
>i'mnotokaywiththis.jpg
>"Pwease no!  Sowwee!  No spankies!"
>Daddy begins hard spanking with sorry stick.
>Sorry stick is thin and whippy.
>Damp fluff offers little protection.
>Worst day ever.
>Bawling, crying as loud as little lungs will allow.
>At least it's over quickly.
"This rug is ruined."
>Daddy throws bath mat in garbage.
>Afraid he'll throw you in garbage too.
>Garbage man is scary...don't want to live with him.
>Want to live with Daddy.
>Want to behave and be a good fluffy pony again.
>Daddy does not throw you in garbage.
>Daddy puts you in your safe-room.
>No play-time.  No huggies.  No dinner.
>Fluff is still damp.
>Shivering from cold.  Curl up in blanket.
>Hate pretty bug.
Tomorrow is happy again, but it's a long time before Daddy lets you out of your safe room while he's at work.