- >You're kind of a sicko.
- >Years of deviant behavior and internet porn have desensitized you.
- >Find it hard to sleep.
- >Work as a clerk in old-school TV shop.
- >Apartment right above shop. Cheap rent.
- >Front windows have display TV's running all day & night.
- >Old Mr. Giuseppe the owner doesn't give a fuck about wasted electricity.
- One night...
- >Can't sleep. Sit by window.
- >Hear inane babble beneath you.
- >Crowd of stray fluffy ponies.
- >They gather here every night to watch TV in the window.
- >They seem happy.
- >This will not stand.
- Next day...
- >Spend all day putting together special DVD.
- >Absolutely no work gets done.
- >Closing time.
- >Pop DVD in player on continuous loop.
- >DVD plays on all window TV's.
- >Fluffy ponies gather as usual.
- >At first they love it.
- >Press their faces against window.
- >Scrape window with soft useless hooves.
- >They begin to cry.
- >"Wan' sketties!" "Why can Fwuffy no has sketties?" "Whhaaaahhh!"
- >DVD is 2 hours of spaghetti.
- >Being cooked.
- >Being served.
- >Being eaten.
- >Fluffy ponies are driven mad by the images but can not look away.
- >Fluffies cry piteously.
- >Music to your ears.
- >You can finally sleep.
- >Best sleep in years.
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