Title: Exotic Pet Shop Author: Ginger_Fig Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/VL38XLb8 First Edit: Saturday 19th of May 2012 06:58:10 AM CDT Last Edit: Saturday 19th of May 2012 06:58:10 AM CDT 1/6 >Be a fluffy mare. >Live at the exotic pet store. >Your job is to have babies. >People always take your babies away. >At first, it made you sad. >You were happy when you had your babies with you. >You were lonely when they got taken away. >The only other fluffy pony you ever see is a stallion. >Whenever your babies go away he comes. >People put him in your cage, he gives you special huggies. >Then he's taken away too. >You're alone until you have babies again. >You are happy again while your babies are with you. >Then they go away again. >But it's not so sad anymore. >The nice human who works at the pet store explained it to you. >He had pretty white hair. >He walked slow, and was never mean to you. >He would give you bites of his lunch. >Mister Higgins was what the other humans called him. >Mister explained to you; "Your babies are going to very nice homes." >That made you feel better about your babies going away. "Pwease Mista...tell mowe! Tell about nice pwace fow babees!" >He would sit with you and explain all sorts of wonderful things. >Your babies would have soft beds. >Good nummies. >Other fluffies to play with. >Lots of huggies from their new families. >Knowing that made you happy.   2/6 >One day, Mister Higgins stops coming to see you. >The pet store owner gives you your nummies and takes away your poopies. >He looks you over to see how your babies were growing. "Whewe Mista Higgys? When Mista come back?" >"Old Mr. Higgins is sick, he'll be back soon." >You've felt sick before...you didn't like it. "Mista need huggies?" >Pet store owner just closes your cage. >He's never as nice as Mister Higgins.   >Weeks pass. >Mr. Higgins doesn't come back. >Now there's a new human at the pet shop. >His name is Percy. >Nobody calls him Mister. >He's just Percy. >Percy is not nice to you. >He's not nice at all. >He never sits and talks to to you. >He hits your cage when you try to talk to him. >Makes you stand on two legs and beg for your nummies. >Calls you stupid fluffy. >You don't like Percy at all. >But it's okay because your new babies are here. >It happens during the night. >You're happy that Percy is not there when it happens. >By morning, when the pet store opens, your babies are clean. >Their fluff is puffed up. >They've been drinking your milk. >Now they're sleeping on your belly. >You're very happy.   3/6 >Pet store owner is happy with your two new babies. >Percy just laughs. >His laugh is mean, and scary. >He hits the cage with his knuckles as he leaves. >Babies wake up and start crying.   >Stupid Percy scared them. "Meanie Pewcy! Dun make scawy babees!" >Uh-ho, he's coming back. >Hug babies tight, try to make them quiet. >"What did you say to me?" he laughs. "Percy big meanie! Dun wike Pewcy!" >"Really...maybe you don't like your food either?" >Meanie Percy takes away your nummies dish! >He can't do that! Those nummies belong to you! >You need nummies to make milk for your babies! >You set the crying babies down gently. >Bang your hooves against the cage. >"Giv back nummies! Dat fwuffy nummies!" >Meanie Percy smiles and dumps your nummies in the trash. >You don't have enough milk for the babies that day. >Luckily, the pet store owner remembers to fill your dish before closing up.   >The next morning, Percy comes back to feed you. >"So, do you like me today?" he asks. >You snort and say nothing. >Percy doesn't give you your food bowl. >This is bad. >You hate meanie Percy, but you need nummies to make milk. >Your babies went hungry yesterday. "Fwuffy wike Pewcy." >It makes you angry to say those words. >But Percy gives you your nummies. >You eat them very fast, so the big meanie can't take them away again. >It makes your tummy hurt. >When you're finished you snap... "Fwuffy wike Mista Higgys mowe." >Percy comes back. >"Oh yeah...well you're never gonna see that old fuck again." "Mista Higgys nice! Mista Higgys come see fwuffy, meanie Pewcy go 'way!" >"Mr. Higgins died you dumb animal."   4/6 >Mr. Higgins is dead? >That makes you sad. >Mr. Higgins was nice to you. >Now meanie Percy will never go away. >Percy leans down and speaks in a nasty voice. >"That old fuck was only nice to you because nobody else liked him." >"He was an alcoholic who drove his wife and children away." >"If he had anyone else who loved him he'd never have talked to a stupid fluffy pony." >"Now he's gone and you're still a worthless baby factory." >You want to cry. >Mr. Higgins is gone...Meanie Percy is not going away. >And he says you're worthless. >You hug your babies. "Fwuffy not worfless! Fwuffy good mummy...wuv babees!" >Percy makes the mean laugh again. >"Who cares if you love your babies? They're just gonna die too!" >That makes you very angry. "Nu! Babees go have good home! Good nummies! Huggies! Sowft beddies!" >"Holy shit...you really believe that?" laughs Percy. >"Dumbass...this is an EXOTIC pet store." >"You see any happy kitties or puppies here?" >No...there's never fluffy animals like you. >Only scary monster animals. >Snakes, lizards, turtles and big spiders. >"The only mammals in here are mice, gerbils and you." >"Animals that snakes and lizards EAT."   5/6 >You hug your babies closer. >This can't be true. >All your babies... >"We sell them as live animal food!" >You're crying now. >You know meanie Percy is telling the truth. >Nice Mr. Higgins told you lies. >None of your babies got good homes. >They all got eaten up by monsters. >It's horrible. >You throw up your nummies. >The babies are crying but you can't soothe them now. >The pet store owner comes back and says bad words to Percy. >He says he's sorry...to the owner, not you. >He smiles and laughs at you.   >That night you're very sad. >None of your babies ever got a good home. >All of them died...eaten by monsters. >Your new babies will be eaten too. >You want to die, so you won't have to give more babies to the monsters. >The cage is very safe though. >You don't know how to die. >Your little fluffy mind thinks all night. >It hurts to think so hard. >But it hurts to live.   >The next morning, Percy and the pet store owner come in. >The owner checks on you. >He doesn't let Percy talk to you anymore. >"Oh Jaysus Fuck! What have you done!?" >Your two babies lie dead in the cage. >Last night, when they snuggled in your fluff, you hugged them. >You hugged them so hard they started to wiggle and squeak. >Then they stopped wiggling and squeaking. >You cried over your dead babies all night. >"Shit! She killed them! WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?" "Fwuffy no wan babees go 'way, munstas eat." >"Well now they're worthless. Maybe the snappers will eat them." >Pet store owner is angry at Percy. >"See, this is why we don't tell them the truth!" "Fwuffy nebew haf mowe babees!" >"Well then you're worthless, and you know what happens to worthless fluffies." >Yes...you know.   6/6 >Pet store owner has a huge Burmese Python. >You only know it as a monster. >He tells Percy to take you out of your cage. >You know what's going to happen, but you're angry that meanie Percy gets to do it. >He's laughing. >You wish Mr. Higgins was there to do it; even though he told you lies. >When you see the monster you get very afraid. >You pee on Percy's shirt. >He gets angry and hits you. >Then he drops you in with the monster. >You cry and huddle in the corner. >Percy pushes you out with a stick. >The monster sees you and flicks out its tongue. >It's coming closer. >In a flash, the monster bites you. >It hurts. >It hurts worse than anything you could ever imagine. >You scream in agony, but the monster doesn't let go. >His huge body wraps around you and squeezes. >Just like you squeezed your babies. >You hope it didn't hurt them this much. >Now they can never make you give any more babies. >No more babies for the monsters. >Your bones are breaking, you can't breathe. >You start to go into the monster's mouth. >The last thing you ever hear is Percy laughing. >That big meanie.